Pet Peeves

[mickO)))]

Thousand wipers. What's going on? Is it still coming out???

Public toilets that have the toilet rolls inside a case and you can only pull out one sheet at a time, the thinnest possible fucking ply and it comes out wonky, so you have to unfurl it and double it up before adding at least another sheet and go through the same process again before you attempt to wipe once! Even typing that out was fucking annoying!

I hate this for the simple reason that I always use the toilet roll in public toilets to dry my hands after washing them as those hand dryers are shite and very few places have the paper towel thing on a roll. Nothing more annoying than trying to pull sheets out like that with wet hands.

[Pagan Saviour]

   No end to it         

[Eoin McLove]

Listening to Vast Oceans Lachrymose and the belt on the record player has decided to shit its pants. An expensive fix 

[astfgyl]

Hangover.

Haven't had one in ages but they're fucking awful aren't they

2 bottles of rotten Irish cream and I can fucking still taste it even though I was up around 8

[Carnage]

2 bottles? Ouch. I can feel it curdling in my stomach from here.

[astfgyl]

I fucking puked when I woke up and all. Fuck that

[Ducky]

That tiny dribble of "bonus" wee after taking a leak. Thanks, 40s.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Pet pees.

[Carnage]

Y'know when you wait for a few seconds and that bonus bit flows - it's like a mini orgasm. I asked an ex of mine did women get that and she said no, I felt so sorry for her.

[Eoin McLove]

That happens to me all the time these days. I can't say I derive much pleasure from it because in my head it means I've probably got prostate cancer.

[Carnage]

A personal worry too. Two uncles have survived it within the last few years, so I'm a prime candidate. 50 in a few months too, so I'll get the rubber glove treatment soon. Fuck.

[The Heretic]

Not really a peeve but I can't keep the birds in fat balls these days, I'm loading the feeder in the morning and again in the evening, they have no interest in the niger seeds or nuts, and all winter they had zero interest in the fat balls 

[Mooncat]

A personal worry too. Two uncles have survived it within the last few years, so I'm a prime candidate. 50 in a few months too, so I'll get the rubber glove treatment soon. Fuck.

I'm actually the same with the uncles so also got it to look forward to.

Had a mate get the check a few years back and when I saw him I asked how was the ol' finger up the bum.

"Finger?? Felt like a fuckin' lamppost!!" 

[Carnage]

   Oh joy! Fuck it, I've had a camera up there, if I got through that...

Reminds me of a friend of mine after she'd had her first kid: "How bad was it? says I. "Jaysus Mac, it was like shittin' a couch!" 

[Maggot Colony]

I thought I was gonna faint after getting the aul finger. Don't understand how some lads can take a full fist. Fair play to them.

I get the prostate checked with my bloods nowadays. No need for any funny business.