Pet Peeves

[Eoin McLove]

Yes they were all female.

[Pedrito]

That's perfectly within the guidelines then.

[Giggles]

When phone charger cables go dodgy and you have to wrap them around your phone to make a connection, inevitably making them worse.

[Blackout]

Dating standards hypocrisy. As a man you're not allowed to have preferences - such as not liking fat women - while equally not allowed to point out the hypocrisy  of women's preferences  - such as being 6 foot 5 with a big wallet/langer. 

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

A big wallet/langer, eh? Now, would that be a big wallet that doubles up as some kind of phallus, or a langer you can somehow store cash and cards in?

[Blackout]

A big wallet/langer, eh? Now, would that be a big wallet that doubles up as some kind of phallus, or a langer you can somehow store cash and cards in?

I didn't realise there were so many autistic grammar nazis on this website.

[Giggles]

  I'm sure there are lots of things you don't realise

[Blackout]

I'm sure there are lots of things you don't realise

I prefer it that way rather than pretending I do like some people.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

A big wallet/langer, eh? Now, would that be a big wallet that doubles up as some kind of phallus, or a langer you can somehow store cash and cards in?

I didn't realise there were so many autistic grammar nazis on this website.

Just yanking your chain; it gave me a funny image is all! 

[Blackout]

I know yeah. Grumpy bastard today I is.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

D'ya know what would cheer you right up? Imagining a langer being used as a wallet! 

[Scáthach]

I mean you could roll the notes around the lad, fair enough. But I don't wanna know what you're planning on doing with the coins 

[Eoin McLove]

John Richardson. What a contrived, unfunny fuck.

[The Heretic]

John Richardson. What a contrived, unfunny fuck.

He can have his moments on 8/10 cats but his standup is awful....

[Eoin McLove]

I find him irredeemable. His entire shtick is that he's a grumpy young man but he can't even grump well. It's like he read the description in a magazine and is trying it out, but he has neither the acting skills nor the comedic skills to pull it off.  A fucking tit.