Theories of the conspiratorial kind

[astfgyl]

He looks like a happy go lucky sort of chap. Definitely not a deviant of any description.

[astfgyl]

Came across this one on facebook (source of all truth and justice in the world and definitely never a source of misinformation!) It's a long one but it says fact check it if anyone wants to pick holes in it. I haven't fact checked it, just read it is all. Is any of it true does anyone think?

FACT CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬
STILL A CONSPIRACY? 👁
▪️Prince Harry and Megan leave the royal family.
(I would too if I found out my own family had my mother killed, and were satan worshipping, child traffickers)
▪️Prince Andrew is accused for pedophilia and was extremely close with Jeffrey Epstein.
(A convicted pedophile)
Research Epstein Island, Lolita express
(if you have a strong stomach)
▪️Research Pizzagate
(if you can handle it)
▪️Wiki leaks exposed Hillary Clinton for being a child sex trafficker (along with Obama, Podesta and many other people in power) and she conveniently deletes over 300,000 emails, and destroys a laptop and mobile phone she used while in office... and gets away with it??
▪️Ellen cancels her show; busted buying from a pedophile ring masquerading as a furrniture outlet where the purchases as children ( $10,000 for a 'pillow')
▪️Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood's biggest germ was finally arrested for sex crimes (another elite pedo) .. all of a sudden he gets the "virus"...?
▪️Prince Charles & now also the Queen conveniently have the "virus", yet the queen fled the palace to self isolate weeks ago...?
▪️All of your Hollywood favourites have the virus. Adrenochrome is your topic here, research it.
▪️Bill gates is pushing vaccines and global depopulation, and he conveniently owns 15% of the WHO (World Health Organisation). Yes, the WHO is a business, go figure. Which is also owned by George Soros and the Rockerfellers. Don't know them? Research them. (This information alone should make your stomach churn).
▪️Google is currently uncensored and you can access this information. (Why now?)
Whilst you're there, keep googling "Adrenochrome" and start to follow the trail...
▪️An Adrenochrome batch was made in Wuhan... how fitting...?
(Connecting the dots yet?)
▪️US has deployed 30,000 troops to Europe. "for training". Without masks or any hand sanitizer...
Interesting..
▪️600 Mexican drug cartels have recently been arrested, one of the biggest busts in history by the U.S... why didn't we hear about that?
Trump openly speaks about this more and more in his daily press releases as the days roll on, speaking about winning the 'war, and barely mentioning the actual virus in his 'Coronavirus' briefings.
▪️ 298 Saudi's royals, billionaires, lawyers and judges were recently arrested for crimes and corruption.
▪️3 Chinese including 1 Harvard professor were prosecuted for economic espionage a few weeks ago.. which is all extremely relevant to Wuhan, Covid-19 and everything that's going on right now. Research this.
▪️Trump crashed the Fed bank, they bought all of the gold and now hold the keys to creating a gold back currency, removing the fiat. The fed and treasury were basically merged meaning that Trump is now the Chairman for the global banking system with the people's money. Not the rothschilds, Rockerfellers, Soros, Goldman the list goes on.. this is HISTORIC.
▪️For this to be possible, the economy must be crashed. All corrupt coin needs to be drained. A 14-28 day lock down is the best way to do this and even better way to re-distribute the money back to people on government grants, payg refunds for business and ato offsets.. making sense yet? No longer will 99% of the worlds wealth be owned by an evil, greedy and corrupt 1%.
Believe what you want. Take what I say with a grain of salt... but open your eyes beyond the virus... and gosh.. just do some research! It's all happening.
▪️Dozens of the worlds most powerful CEO's have stood down.. why? Disney, Microsoft, Groupon and over 1300 of the top CEO's.. gone. This was before the crash mind you... what are they running from???
▪️ Thousands of arrests have been made for child trafficking, human trafficking and sex abuse.. but the media is not telling you that... what are they hiding? Nurses are coming forward speaking publicly about the fact they're treating hundreds of children in hospitals right now.. not for Coronavirus but for malnutrition, some extremely deformed, and all with extreme psychiatric damage due to trauma.
▪️ It's widely known there are underground tunnel systems (research D.U.M.B ) that have been used for decades to traffick people for sex slaves and organ harvesting, across the globe. There is currently a monumental military operation going down, lead by POTUS to uncover these children, arrest those involved, and stop this evil once and for all.
What you are seeing is a war. An invisible war that Trump keeps taking about...
It's a war between Trump "The Alliance" and the  elites, bankers and mainstream media.
The alliance is a compilation of ppl who have been wirhing the government and slate sick of the bullshit
What your seeing is a war between good and evil.
Pay attention to the bigger picture. Trump has arrested and caught more pedophile and child trafficking rings in the world... but I bet you didn't know that because the mainstream (George Soros funded media) make out that he's a moron...
Trump will go down in history in the coming weeks.
There is no need to panic or have fear. This whole thing is working out as it needs to for Trump and his team to remove the corruption and power that has taxed your hard earned dollars, loaded your loans and credit cards with interest and pulled wool over your eyes.. we have been living as slaves to the system for long enough.
You're going to see some big names get called out, to the point where you don't want to believe it.
Oprah.
Ellen.
Obama.
Gates.
Clintons.
Podesta.
Hanks.
Madonna.
Gaga.
The list goes on and on and on.
If you still believe that 9/11 was a terrorist attack from Osama Bin Ladin who trained donkeys to fly cessnas, which then magically upskilled into Boeing's and flew aluminium planes into 580m steel reinforced towers that collapsed like a deck of cards, not to mention tower 7 which was a block away but folded. (Let's not forget the 6 seals who took Osama down that were killed in a mysterious chopper crash. RIP fellas).... you're in for a wake up call...
Some of the big banks WILL go bankrupt, they are already on their knees, Income tax WILL go away and the elites will no longer rule you or the world.
Welcome to the New World Order....
🙏🏼
Don't believe me? Do the research for yourself.
Personally I would read the Clinton emails on Wikileaks. Once you read that you'll believe the rest. Many of the most powerful people are more sick and evil than you could ever imagine. 👹🤡👺
Start listening to Trump's daily press briefings. This is not about politics. Read between the lines.
P.S. If you Thought the 5G conspiracies were crazy... stay tuned

Edit: And here is the more rational sounding take on this idea: https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/17-03-2020/emily-writes-down-the-rabbit-hole-with-the-covid-19-conspiracy-theorists/

[Juggz]

Fuck. If it says fact check it then it must be all true. Imagine being so confident that you'd invite someone to fact check it. Line 4, the British royal family are Satan worshippers. Consider me convinced!

[Caomhaoin]

Yeah I stopped reading after the Satan Worshipping...

[Pedrito]

No fkn way am I reading anything that long 

[Ducky]

Fuck. If it says fact check it then it must be all true. Imagine being so confident that you'd invite someone to fact check it. Line 4, the British royal family are Satan worshippers. Consider me convinced!

Liz always struck me as a satin worshiper for sure.

[astfgyl]

Yeah there are some great ones in there. FACT CHECK IT!!!

lol the last line was the final straw to convince me it's all true

[Blackout]

I really hate people who post shit and say "do the research!!!111". No you fucking dumbass I wont because you said it so YOU have to provide the evidence.

[Bigmac]

The official FBI Records Vault caused a stir yesterday, tweeting out a copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion:

https://twitter.com/FBIRecordsVault/status/1296144912497352705

Our buddy Bezmenov makes an appearance in the new Call of Duty:

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1296190451100213248

[astfgyl]

Well if ever there was a day for a few theories, it must be the anniversary of the WTC demolition.

So I think it was either a fix, or allowed to happen for strategic reasons.

Anyone?

[Pedrito]

Nah, they did it the bollixes.

[Ducky]

Wasn't Kahlid Mohammed the chief architect of the whole thing? Same dude that was behind the Bojinka plot? And his co-conspirator was one of the guys behind the WTC bombings in 1993?

Considering one had a hard on for hijacking and blowing up aircraft and the other lad wanted to demolish the WTC buildings, I don't see much of a conspiracy.

I can't comment one way or another about the WTC7 building as I don't know enough about it.

[astfgyl]

The lads with the couple of hours flight training in the cessna or some shit? thank fuck the passport survived the demolition so we could all remember his name

[Pedrito]

It's like the Trump and Biden assault nonsense. There's no way to keep these things quiet. We've been watching too many movies. They did it and they completely changed the world as a result. I was in the Twin Towers a week before. Went back a year later. The country had bern turned on its head. Fucked up the whole thing.

[astfgyl]

The pentagon and the tower 7 shit is very dicey. Was looking at a description of the manoeuvre required for the pentagon hit and it's staggering the level of skill involved. Luckily enough the plane hit the very wing that was being redecorated though so at least no one important was hurt.