Return of THE FEAR!

[Paul keohane]

Aonghus mcAnally was down in a secondary school on the north side of Cork city back in the early 90s for a day.
He was doing  work for some kind of sports day in the school or something like that for TV.

A fella we know ,a student at the school, was assigned as Mcanallys helper/chaperone for the day.Between the jigs and the reels your man took a dump in a tissue and slipped it into McAnallys coat pocket.

At the end of the day Mcanally put on his coat jumped into his car and headed for Dublin ,none the wiser that there was a steaming turd in his  pocket.

Mother of Christ!  That is brilliant. Disgusting but fucking brilliant!

I wonder did my Cork accent trigger Aonghus that night?

Was this The North Mon by any chance, Paul?

St Aidans,there is a plethora of stories involving this fella and shite!

I could be getting stories mixed up here,but there was an incident where someone pissed into a syringe and injected into a class mates Apple!

[StoutAndAle]

St Aidans,there is a plethora of stories involving this fella and shite!

I could be getting stories mixed up here,but there was an incident where someone pissed into a syringe and injected into a class mates Apple!

I know who he is. Same lad used to take shits under plungers and toilet brush holders in UCC allegedly. Or was the rumour at the time anyway. Your story would make it seem like it was true.

Strange cos he was a quiet enough sort of guy anytime that I met him. He fronted QK years ago.

He used to work in a video shop that had a tanning booth in it too.

Christ knows what went on in there.

[Paul keohane]

St Aidans,there is a plethora of stories involving this fella and shite!

I could be getting stories mixed up here,but there was an incident where someone pissed into a syringe and injected into a class mates Apple!

I know who he is. Same lad used to take shits under plungers and toilet brush holders in UCC allegedly. Or was the rumour at the time anyway. Your story would make it seem like it was true.

Strange cos he was a quiet enough sort of guy anytime that I met him. He fronted QK years ago.

He used to work in a video shop that had a tanning booth in it too.

Christ knows what went on in there.

thats our man!

[Snare]

Cork's very own scat tanning salon!! A browner shade than normal I suspect. He was in the Blackpool one where the New Furniture Centre expanded into later IIRC.

We probably should remove his name from our posts to protect the guilty!!

[Caomhaoin]

QK? As in Queen Kong? I remember that lad, seemed a bit touched but I wouldn't have had him to down as Scatman John...

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Ah, I saw them live a couple of times, knew a Cork lad studying film who was mates with the frontman too, if I'm remembering right. And and the only time I was shown scat porn it was in his gaff, now that I recall 

[Paul keohane]

 

[Snare]

Ah, I saw them live a couple of times, knew a Cork lad studying film who was mates with the frontman too, if I'm remembering right. And and the only time I was shown scat porn it was in his gaff, now that I recall 

I note the way you specify "shown" and not the only time you've "seen"!! Obviously you understood ye had a mutual interest 😜

He's one of the soundest, most intelligent guys out there, he just doesn't have high notions of himself like others.. His performance on Blackboard Jungle is legendary, I can only imagine what the mother found when she was emptying out a young Ray D'Arcy's pockets afterwards 🙀

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I note the way you specify "shown" and not the only time you've "seen"!! Obviously you understood ye had a mutual interest 😜

Haha, caught rapih'!

It was this mate of his I knew who showed it to me, him saying a "friend" had sent it to him. I'm just making a newly educated guess about who the friend most likely was Didn't arouse any further curiosity anyway, like, I wasn't wondering to myself after, "Maybe I'd have been more into it with non-Asians??" 

[Snare]

 

Anyway, 2 other memories of him come to mind...

His band stepped up as a very late replacement for Waylander for a gig I put on in An Spailpin Fanac in 1998, for which I was extremely grateful for. However I could have done without the stage show props introduced from the English Market across the road - a pig's head and numerous pigs trotters that were kicked around the venue after their performance (along with loads of sanitary pads from the dispensing machine). Venue took it in their stride though! 🤣

His creation of a water feature in The Oval bar a few doors down another time would put Dermot Gannon to shame. The jacks is upstairs, sink stoppers and stop cocks are easy to manipulate, so for a grand cost of zero punts, a stepped water feature appeared one evening down a full flight of stairs and into the bar without any official unveiling ceremony.

Keohane, does Ronan's text after a trip to Dublin belong in this thread???

[Pedrito]

Aonghus mcAnally was down in a secondary school on the north side of Cork city back in the early 90s for a day.
He was doing  work for some kind of sports day in the school or something like that for TV.

A fella we know ,a student at the school, was assigned as Mcanallys helper/chaperone for the day.Between the jigs and the reels your man took a dump in a tissue and slipped it into McAnallys coat pocket.

At the end of the day Mcanally put on his coat jumped into his car and headed for Dublin ,none the wiser that there was a steaming turd in his  pocket.

Jesus Christ 

Reminds me of this lad in Drogheda who was a pint stealer. He only stole pints of Guinness and was so cute with it that he was probably at it for years. It was always the same spot in the same bar. Finally a bunch of lads had it twigged, were sick of him and decided they'd set him up one night. So one of them gets a pint of Guinness and goes into the jacks and somehow manages to take a shite into the glass. Comes back out and the pint looks perfect. They set it in the usual spot and the lad steals it. They went out the back of the nightclub a while later and he's vomiting his guts out and this group of lads roaring laughing at him. Rotten. I can only imagine him delighted when that first taste of Guinness hits his lips only to be met with a stool bouncing up at him. Turns my stomach even thinkibg about it.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Hahahaha! You'd be haunted by that for years!

[Paul keohane]

Reminds me of this lad in Drogheda who was a pint stealer. He only stole pints of Guinness and was so cute with it that he was probably at it for years. It was always the same spot in the same bar. Finally a bunch of lads had it twigged, were sick of him and decided they'd set him up one night. So one of them gets a pint of Guinness and goes into the jacks and somehow manages to take a shite into the glass. Comes back out and the pint looks perfect. They set it in the usual spot and the lad steals it. They went out the back of the nightclub a while later and he's vomiting his guts out and this group of lads roaring laughing at him. Rotten. I can only imagine him delighted when that first taste of Guinness hits his lips only to be met with a stool bouncing up at him. Turns my stomach even thinkibg about it.

brilliant!

[Paul keohane]

Keohane, does Ronan's text after a trip to Dublin belong in this thread???

Christ im not sure what that one is?,

[Snare]

Back in Cork Airport after a trip and session for some gig/gigs for the weekend, you were picked up by someone special...