The PC and Perpetually Offended Brigade

[Eoin McLove]

Do you ever have one of those days where your boxers are pinching your barse? No matter how many times you pull them down and straighten them out they just keep clamping back down on the back of the bag. The only thing for it is to jump in the shower, give the ballbag a good hard scrub and put on a new pair of boxers. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT, HUH???

[Blackout]

That happened to me yesterday. One ball kept popping out while wearing suit trousers. I looked like I'd shit myself.

#humblebrag

[Emphyrio]

pinching your barse?

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

That's quite a stretch.

The stretch is believing the contrary of this:

I don't believe the US Army to be less intelligent than your average Proud Boy-style YouTube user

Boxer shorts that do that need to be burnt Andy. Or relegated to floor cloth status. Certainly none of them deserve to make the trip across the globe!

[Eoin McLove]

Well that's precisely the problem. They don't make it all the way across the globe, rather they get halfway and then jam up, pinching the rear scrote.

[astfgyl]

Who is more offended by whom in this thread? Is hard to tell 

Is anyone genuinely offended in this thread? I thought everyone was just flexing.

[Eoin McLove]

I'm definitely on a semi but that might be to do with my boxers acting as a cock ring.

[astfgyl]

Lovely!

[Giggles]

Go commando sir, boxers may never need to be your problem ever again.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Belarus has banned its citizens from leaving the country. Another wonderful socialist country to go with all the other wonderful socialist countries...

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Belarus is about as socialist as these countries are democratic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_republic#Global_use_of_the_term

So, just to fix that for you:
Another wonderful authoritarian country to go with all the other wonderful authoritarian countries...

[Caomhaoin]

Socialism has a tendency to breed authoritarianism. It's other tendency is to not work.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I think you're getting mixed up, possibly because of the colour red, with lobsters; lobsters breed authoritarianism. I have it on very good, um, well, y'know.

[Caomhaoin]

You mean the Soviet Union being communist rather than socialist? Wrong!

As we used to shout at Goodison Park, 'if you know your history...'

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Lobsters, red lobsters man; red like the jerseys of the reliable derby winners at Goodison Park!