Metal Pet Peeves

[Ducky]

Metal-adjacent of course, but shout out to the Stone Temple Pilots having some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.

"Core" in particular is a good album that the lyrics transform it into something I'd rather use as a frisbee.

[Carnage]

I've always hated that album (which made life with my then girlfriend just great as she absolutely loved it), always thought it was a mishmash of ideas ripped off fron the big grunge bands of the day.

In terms of the lyrics, I can't remember much apart from that Dead And Bloated song being particularly awful.

[Ducky]

The first verse from "Creep"     

Forward yesterday, makes me wanna stay
What they said was real, makes me wanna steal
Livin' under house, guess I'm livin', I'm a mouse
All's I got is time, got no meanin', just a rhyme

Embarrassingly bad, but I've always wondered is the last line self awareness?       

[Eoin McLove]

Their lyrics are sometimes dubious alright but it doesn't stop Core or Purple from being the business   

[Sworntothecans]

The existence of Sabaton. Such shite.

[Mithrandir]

The existence of Sabaton. Such shite.

I will never get over me standing waiting for Manowar at Hellfest and these cunts walk on and play in front of the Manowar stage setup. I know not their fault but fuck them all the same. 

[ldj]

The way the lad from Church of Misery hangs his bass, a low slung guitar can look cool but this is just retarded.

[Sworntothecans]

It's all the weed and shrooms dude!
Think yer man from Suffocation is the worst for looking like a twat on stage with a bass.

[The Heretic]

He looks like he'd rather be playing with his cock

[Bürggermeister]

He makes Trujillo look like a badass.

[The Great Cull]

He looks like he'd rather be playing with his cock

He looks like he'd rather be playing with your cock

[The Great Cull]

The existence of Sabaton. Such shite.

Terrible, terrible band. Music for people with no taste..... or friends

[ldj]

I think it's the bass of choice that annoys me more than anything, a Rickenbacker is quite possibly the coolest bass ever made, and you're going to do THAT with it! 

[Eoin McLove]

Exactly. A Rickenbacker is a man's bass so play it like a man!

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

He's gonna need more than reiki to fix the damage that posture's doing him!