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The PC and Perpetually Offended Brigade

Started by Emphyrio, December 05, 2018, 04:41:35 PM

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#6900 January 15, 2026, 07:52:26 PM
That's one fella that needs a good ride to clear his head
#6901 January 15, 2026, 09:55:00 PM
Exactly. Get him back to the Joy, quick!
#6902 January 15, 2026, 10:25:05 PM
Very disappointed in the school that they haven't hired a 6 foot 4 slutty looking drag queen type as security that tries to  feel up Enoch every time he tries to gain entry and hinders him by "accidentally" tripping and offering his ass to him when he tries to get past.
#6903 January 15, 2026, 11:12:32 PM
 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh: Thanks for the laughs guys!
#6904 January 16, 2026, 12:25:47 AM
If they just blared the Grindr notification constantly at him he'd probably run away.

#6905 January 16, 2026, 01:14:45 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on January 15, 2026, 09:55:00 PMExactly. Get him back to the Joy, quick!

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
#6906 January 16, 2026, 01:15:38 PM
Quote from: The Great Cull on January 15, 2026, 10:25:05 PMVery disappointed in the school that they haven't hired a 6 foot 4 slutty looking drag queen type as security that tries to  feel up Enoch every time he tries to gain entry and hinders him by "accidentally" tripping and offering his ass to him when he tries to get past.

ffsakes  :laugh:  :laugh:
#6907 January 16, 2026, 01:43:29 PM
Quote from: The Great Cull on January 15, 2026, 10:25:05 PMVery disappointed in the school that they haven't hired a 6 foot 4 slutty looking drag queen type as security that tries to  feel up Enoch every time he tries to gain entry and hinders him by "accidentally" tripping and offering his ass to him when he tries to get past.

I know this was said in jest but it would actually be fucking incredible :laugh:
#6908 January 16, 2026, 01:47:15 PM
You just need a few gay couples chewing the faces off each other beside him to drive him over the edge. He'll either have a total breakdown and get committed or start slapping them, in which case he'd be done for assault. Problem solved, and I'm stunned that it hasn't happened yet.

If Panti Bliss filled a minibus on George's St. and headed there one morning, it'd be over in a day.
#6909 January 16, 2026, 03:25:12 PM
#6910 February 08, 2026, 04:29:43 PM
#6911 Today at 12:43:41 PM


Military aged male with criminal record seeking asylum in another country, claiming his life is in danger where he comes from  :laugh:
#6912 Today at 01:14:48 PM
#6913 Today at 01:51:09 PM
May his every ferry find the sea bed.
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