Random Thoughts

[The Heretic]

Luke Combs at Slane? Never heard of him before, isn't Slane supposed to be a rock venue? wtf?

[Carnage]

They've had Eminem and I think Madonna there before, so it's not unprecedented. Was Harry Styles there as well?

[Bürggermeister]

Support is Brush Shiels, apparently.

[Carnage]

When a five pack of rashers has six in it. Sure that'll do.

[Eoin McLove]

The wife and kid were heading out the door a few minutes ago and the dude says, "dad, there's something weird on the floor".

I go, " it's grand, I'll clean it up, you head off".

I go over with a tissue and there's a bit of bitumen that must have come in on someone's shoe so I clean it up and fuck it in the bin. But, as often happens in these cases my mind wanders off and I start thinking, imagine this was the start of an episode of The X Files. I'm like, "yeah bud, give 'em hell at the ball game. When you get back we'll pay catch and go for hotdogs, champ!" Then kiss the wife goodbye and pull a Bud Light out of the fridge, oblivious to the fact that I'm about to have my anal cavity reconfigured by a Martian.

[ochoill]

My daughter came into the back yard earlier today while the dog was shitting, he was striking that hunched stance and nearly done, looking over at us with the harrowing eyes, and she goes "Daddy, he looks just like Spiderman".  Not twenty minutes has gone by where I haven't replayed it in my head and I am in stitches every single time

[Eoin McLove]