Tips for better living

[The Heretic]

My tips for better living is to be as independent as possible with minimal reliance on others but at the same time help others when they need it

Avoid processed foods as much as possible

[Emphyrio]

That's a nice outlook. Make sure you fit in time for calling people cunts, though.

[The Heretic]

That's a nice outlook. Make sure you fit in time for calling people cunts, though.

Goes without saying! 

[Eoin McLove]

#22. If you're walking in the scary, dark, old forest and you hear spooky music start to play, just turn around and keep walking until it stops.

[Barnacle Billy]

Whistling along to it also works....

[Eoin McLove]

#75. If you step in dog shite, find the nearest brand new carpet and walk across it; dog shit is attracted to the soles of shoes, but even more attracted to brand new carpet.

[Eoin McLove]

#60. If you want to boost morale, either at home or in work, learn to mumble incoherently.

[Eoin McLove]

#22. If you want to make new friends, one-up everyone you meet. For example, if they tell you they have a big shed, easy! Tell them you have two! They'll be so impressed they'll want to hang out with you.

[Barnacle Billy]

#22. If you want to make new friends, one-up everyone you meet. For example, if they tell you they have a big shed, easy! Tell them you have two! They'll be so impressed they'll want to hang out with you.

This works especially well with park bench dwellers. With the newfound news on the 50% uptake on their favourite beverage, they'll hand you that cayan...

*just bring a tissue to wipe the lip in case it's open*

[Carnage]

There is not such thing as too much garlic.