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Title: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Ollkiller on July 08, 2026, 03:16:56 PM
What a turn of unintended consequences. As the establishment are not running candidates, currently if the by election goes ahead his only opponent is the mighty Count BinFace. He has pledged to cap 99 flakes at 99p.
Can you imagine if he actually bet the grifting fucker.

Link to BBC interview this morning.  :laugh:

https://youtube.com/shorts/7cqy1AGnkk8?is=fit-WPfv8ir4EuBs
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Emphyrio on July 08, 2026, 04:23:07 PM
Forgive my ignorance...

Does there have to be a by-election? As a protest vote would labour and Tory voters vote for this Binface fella?

Even if Farage wins he'll be going from an MP to a counsellor, ya?

Embarrassment of a man anyway.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Ollkiller on July 08, 2026, 04:37:02 PM
Quote from: Emphyrio on July 08, 2026, 04:23:07 PMForgive my ignorance...

Does there have to be a by-election? As a protest vote would labour and Tory voters vote for this Binface fella?

Even if Farage wins he'll be going from an MP to a counsellor, ya?

Embarrassment of a man anyway.

He's the MP for Clacton now and if he wins he's back as an MP once again for Clacton. So if the resignation goes ahead there has to be a by election.

And to your other point there actually could be a huge protest vote in Binface's favour.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 09, 2026, 12:35:18 AM
Just seen online:

"Farage. Man of the Paypal"  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: The Heretic on July 09, 2026, 12:41:52 PM
I hope the Labour, Conservative and Lib Dems voters all pull together and vote for Binface and fuck Farage out, it would be a savage coup!
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: The Heretic on July 09, 2026, 12:42:05 PM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 09, 2026, 12:35:18 AMJust seen online:

"Farage. Man of the Paypal"  :laugh:  :laugh:

Thats class!!!
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Eoin McLove on July 09, 2026, 01:15:51 PM
It would be nice to see this by-election blow up in his face. If he got beaten by an alien with a bin for a head, even better. Although it probably wouldn't say a lot for the state of UK politics.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Pat Twisted Wrath on July 09, 2026, 02:09:00 PM

The delivery of "well im not Nigel Farage [pause]" gets me every time!
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: leatherface on July 10, 2026, 01:24:14 PM
What a load of 💩, honestly, binface really?
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Ollkiller on July 10, 2026, 02:43:00 PM
Quote from: leatherface on July 10, 2026, 01:24:14 PMWhat a load of 💩, honestly, binface really?

In Binface we trust. His policy of tying nurses pay to MP's pay for 100 years is one to route for. That and nationalising Adele 😆
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: leatherface on July 10, 2026, 06:44:59 PM
Fine, democracy is democracy but he /she /it / or..whatever is obviously just provocative for the sake of being . A stooge if there ever was one but whatever. Not angry just that an election should be serious,  society/ community depends on it.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 10, 2026, 06:58:38 PM
This election is a farce with or without Binface:

https://www.politico.eu/article/nigel-farage-triggers-by-election-amid-donations-probe/
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Ollkiller on July 10, 2026, 08:25:23 PM
Quote from: leatherface on July 10, 2026, 06:44:59 PMFine, democracy is democracy but he /she /it / or..whatever is obviously just provocative for the sake of being . A stooge if there ever was one but whatever. Not angry just that an election should be serious,  society/ community depends on it.

In normal circumstances I would agree. But Farage created this farce by triggering the by election. And if Farage lost this it would probably end his career.

Its a he actually. He wrote on the thick of it, have i got news for you etc. Can see the quick wit alright in any interview.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: leatherface on July 11, 2026, 12:15:51 AM
Couldn't give a single f... what he wrote, he is obviously a paid stooge. Is he hiding his face for any reason, be serious FFS. Count Binface , F off.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Eoin McLove on July 11, 2026, 01:31:21 AM
It's ludicrous, but Farrage is a fucking goose. Getting beaten by a bin would be good enough for him  :laugh:
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Pat Twisted Wrath on July 11, 2026, 07:52:21 AM
Quote from: leatherface on July 11, 2026, 12:15:51 AMCouldn't give a single f... what he wrote, he is obviously a paid stooge. Is he hiding his face for any reason, be serious FFS. Count Binface , F off.

Paid by whom?
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Sworntothecans on July 11, 2026, 10:39:22 AM
Quote from: Pat Twisted Wrath on July 11, 2026, 07:52:21 AM
Quote from: leatherface on July 11, 2026, 12:15:51 AMCouldn't give a single f... what he wrote, he is obviously a paid stooge. Is he hiding his face for any reason, be serious FFS. Count Binface , F off.

Paid by whom?

The globalist in the Skip Hire lobby!
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Barnacle Billy on July 11, 2026, 10:42:07 AM
I've said this before... If, at this stage, you are merrily marching to the polling booth every other year or two. You really need to give yourself a good boot in the face!

Mark Twain was right all those years ago with his voting quote.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 11, 2026, 10:52:46 AM
This one?

"In this country we have one great privilege which they don't have in other countries. When a thing gets to be absolutely unbearable the people can rise up and throw it off. That's the finest asset we've got — the ballot box."

Or did you mean the famous one Twain never said?  :)
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: astfgyl on July 11, 2026, 10:57:59 AM
Think it was Nelson Mandela who originally said it
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Ollkiller on July 11, 2026, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: leatherface on July 11, 2026, 12:15:51 AMCouldn't give a single f... what he wrote, he is obviously a paid stooge. Is he hiding his face for any reason, be serious FFS. Count Binface , F off.

He's been running in by elections since 2017. Who do you think is paying him. And he's hiding his face as its a satirical character.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Pat Twisted Wrath on July 11, 2026, 11:12:45 AM
Perhaps on Sigma 9 they dont have faces? At least not in the traditional sense...
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 11, 2026, 11:15:28 AM
It's actually good that mentallers are allowed run in elections. It reflects healthy democracy. As we recently saw in Ireland, it wasn't good for people's perception of democracy that Countess Designerbagface wasn't able to run and lose in our presidential election.
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Ollkiller on July 11, 2026, 11:44:59 AM
Quote from: Pat Twisted Wrath on July 11, 2026, 11:12:45 AMPerhaps on Sigma 9 they dont have faces? At least not in the traditional sense...
:laugh:
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: The Heretic on July 11, 2026, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: Pat Twisted Wrath on July 11, 2026, 11:12:45 AMPerhaps on Sigma 9 they dont have faces? At least not in the traditional sense...

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :abbath:  :abbath:
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: leatherface on July 11, 2026, 06:34:43 PM
Had a few brews yesterday and was typing on here about politics (bad idea). Didn't mean to sound angry, just don't like the political landscape anywhere anymore. Pax!
Title: Re: Farage Vs Count Binface
Post by: Pat Twisted Wrath on July 12, 2026, 12:29:27 AM
Politics is cuntish, my friend! We're all agreed there, for sure.