https://metalinjection.net/upcoming-releases/william-shatner-announces-new-heavy-metal-album-feat-black-sabbath-judas-priest-covers
We all know where this is going to go, so take it away, pun to the hills
Shat Salad
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on February 19, 2026, 05:17:40 PMhttps://metalinjection.net/upcoming-releases/william-shatner-announces-new-heavy-metal-album-feat-black-sabbath-judas-priest-covers
We all know where this is going to go
Boldly, anyway.
Borgoth
Gwar Trek
Shatallica
Shat Out of Hell
Shat Sabbath
Shat The Gates
Shat At The Devil
Be quick or be a redshirt.
Wrinkles Of Khan
Shat Wings of Destiny
Deep Space Purple
Vic Shatnerhead
The Call of K'Sulu
Spock and Kol ain't Troi's Pollution
Seek and McCoy
Or...
SEE KHAN DESTROY
Puddle Of Harry Mudd
Chekov Wolf And Man
Yeah, though he's popped up a couple of times since the original series (time travel episode of DS9 and rebooted in Discovery).
Captain Kirk Hamming It
Worf Pigs
Animal (Fuck Riker Beast)
Ferengi Wear Boots
Carry On Wayward Khan
Borg in the USA
Borg again