Reckon this should kick off a nice set of puns -
https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/11-Place-Moulin-Tiburon-real-estate-for-sale-13602609.php#photo-16900111
*popcorn*
Nice view, not my cup of tea but I would enjoy watching Dermot Bannon having a wank i n the bath tub.
The Frayed Ends Of Stamp Duty
Welcome Home (SanFranitarium)
Jump In The Fireplace
The House That Lars Built
For Whom The Doorbell Tolls
Don't Tread On Me Carpet
Master Of House Sale Profits
Eye of the Key-holder
Creeping Debt
Metal Up Your Ass(ets)
Garage Included
Buyers Eve
Spit out the Loan
Not having the gold plated shark tank probably knocked a few million off the value.
spot the sneaky snake on the wall too, nice
Whipsplash
Homeier Than Thou
For Whom the Dinner Bell Tolls
No Remortgage
Ain't My Beach