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Title: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: DJ Sniffles on March 24, 2024, 08:07:40 AM
Guys I'm in London i planned this trip completely last minute I'm staying by Hyde park do you guys have any recommendations I literally have nothing planned just winging it I'm staying till Tuesday please send recommendations especially for food and pubs thanks :]

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Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: Kunt 4 Life on March 24, 2024, 09:29:05 AM
Go on the London eye and one of the duck tours where there's a bus that transforms into a boat into the Thames.
Of course, you'll have to take a mortgage out to pay for anything but what did you expect in London
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: Bürggermeister on March 24, 2024, 10:08:36 AM
Find the Cromwell statue and lament, to an ignorant and dispassionate local, about what beautiful Ireland could have been.
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: The Butcher on March 24, 2024, 10:16:46 AM
Cap off the day by challenging a Buckingham Palace guard to a blinking contest.
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: Bürggermeister on March 24, 2024, 10:23:23 AM
Alternatively, head to the Scott statue and knowingly tell one in three that Scott would have lived had he chosen Crean over Evans. Only a fool would entrust his fate to a Welshman in that climate. Sure, he'd have lost his feet to that awful frostbite upon their return, but Crean would have got him to One Ton Depot and those desperately needed supplies. Stump-life is still life, after all.
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: Kunt 4 Life on March 24, 2024, 12:13:25 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on March 24, 2024, 10:23:23 AMAlternatively, head to the Scott statue and knowingly tell one in three that Scott would have lived had he chosen Crean over Evans. Only a fool would entrust his fate to a Welshman in that climate. Sure, he'd have lost his feet to that awful frostbite upon their return, but Crean would have got him to One Ton Depot and those desperately needed supplies. Stump-life is still life, after all.

That sounds like school stuff. Cut that shit out.

On topic, get on the tube and see some things. Go see Buckingham palace and the houses of parliament and shit like that. Or go on one of those bus hop on hop off things.
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: jpm4 on March 24, 2024, 01:20:55 PM
The Imperial War museum is great if you're into that kind of thing.
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on March 24, 2024, 01:51:25 PM
Lived in London a year and it never crossed my mind to visit Buckingham Palace  :laugh:

British Museum, V&A, Tate...the permanent exhibitions in all these places are free. Camden for a wander round, pints, etc. Get a gig in if you can. Check out the classic rock bars; Crobar, Intrepid Fox (if these places still exist  :laugh: )
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: DJ Sniffles on March 24, 2024, 07:20:29 PM
Quote from: jpm4 on March 24, 2024, 01:20:55 PMThe Imperial War museum is great if you're into that kind of thing.

Just finished it this evening great museum :]
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: DJ Sniffles on March 24, 2024, 07:21:34 PM
Big Ben my bollox it's smaller than the Dublin spire 🤏 >:(
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: DJ Sniffles on March 24, 2024, 07:22:14 PM
Quote from: Kunt 4 Life on March 24, 2024, 09:29:05 AMGo on the London eye and one of the duck tours where there's a bus that transforms into a boat into the Thames.
Of course, you'll have to take a mortgage out to pay for anything but what did you expect in London

Their Guinness is expensive and tastes very bad🤢
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: Don Gately on March 25, 2024, 03:20:00 PM
What about dialling some sex numbers in the phone boxes
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: The Wretch on March 25, 2024, 05:07:49 PM
Quote from: DJ Sniffles on March 24, 2024, 07:21:34 PMBig Ben my bollox it's smaller than the Dublin spire 🤏 >:(

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: Pagan Saviour on March 25, 2024, 07:15:34 PM
Maybe but there's less scrotage around there!
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: DJ Sniffles on March 26, 2024, 10:19:16 PM
Quote from: Don Gately on March 25, 2024, 03:20:00 PMWhat about dialling some sex numbers in the phone boxes
I tried they don't work :[
Title: Re: Guys help I'm in London
Post by: DJ Sniffles on March 26, 2024, 10:20:58 PM
Quote from: Pagan Saviour on March 25, 2024, 07:15:34 PMMaybe but there's less scrotage around there!
That's true it sucks to admit but london is much nicer cleaner and very well kept makes Dublin and limerick look like dumps 💔