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Off-Topic => General Discussion => Topic started by: DJ Sniffles on February 10, 2024, 09:32:15 PM

Title: Ouija boards
Post by: DJ Sniffles on February 10, 2024, 09:32:15 PM
Guys I want to play a ouija board with my housemates do ye have any good ouija board stories or other ghost stories please tell me :]

 :sniffles:  :abbath:
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: astfgyl on February 10, 2024, 10:03:55 PM
Ah jaysus lad

Right I'll go so...

A few mates were playing the board years ago and one of the cunts was moving the glass and it ended up with one lad going up to the local priest looking for an exorcism while everyone else cried laughing. Bear in mind this was about 30 years ago when the place was Catholic
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: DJ Sniffles on February 10, 2024, 10:21:58 PM
Quote from: astfgyl on February 10, 2024, 10:03:55 PMAh jaysus lad

Right I'll go so...

A few mates were playing the board years ago and one of the cunts was moving the glass and it ended up with one lad going up to the local priest looking for an exorcism while everyone else cried laughing. Bear in mind this was about 30 years ago when the place was Catholic


lol I can imagine it was even scarier back than. Where did ye get the board from? :]
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Bürggermeister on February 10, 2024, 11:34:20 PM
Don't get a cheap Chinese board. The spirits hate that shit. They will fuck you up. Also, make sure the glass is clean. A dirty glass is a mark of disrespect and the last fucken thing you need is the ghost of Jimmy Magee going spare in your kitchen, trust me.
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: DJ Sniffles on February 10, 2024, 11:53:39 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on February 10, 2024, 11:34:20 PMDon't get a cheap Chinese board. The spirits hate that shit. They will fuck you up. Also, make sure the glass is clean. A dirty glass is a mark of disrespect and the last fucken thing you need is the ghost of Jimmy Magee going spare in your kitchen, trust me.

where do you recommend getting one? how much should you spend? :0
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: astfgyl on February 11, 2024, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on February 10, 2024, 11:34:20 PMDon't get a cheap Chinese board. The spirits hate that shit. They will fuck you up. Also, make sure the glass is clean. A dirty glass is a mark of disrespect and the last fucken thing you need is the ghost of Jimmy Magee going spare in your kitchen, trust me.

Can't believe that cunt was on to you as well after it. Must be his thing these days he had me haunted so he did and I only watched a film about the ouija board. Well I did try make one as well but I got nothing off it but maybe that's why he's haunting me
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Bürggermeister on February 11, 2024, 07:18:02 AM
We just wanted to settle a bet about the  Junior B hurling and the cunt wouldn't leave.
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on February 11, 2024, 08:24:29 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on February 11, 2024, 07:18:02 AMWe just wanted to settle a bet about the  Junior B hurling and the cunt wouldn't leave.

Just because you're too cheap to pay George Hamilton the hundred euro fee he charges for a Magee exorcism call-out. Fucker makes even more money from that side job than he does from RTE.
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Bürggermeister on February 11, 2024, 08:26:08 AM
Hamilton is not a reliable statistician and you know it. He's the fucking poor man's Peter Collins these days.
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Don Gately on February 11, 2024, 08:28:11 AM
Wtf lad a oujai board come on, Cluedo is the only job
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: The Heretic on February 11, 2024, 09:11:37 AM
A dartboard is where its at nowadays..
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Eoin McLove on February 11, 2024, 10:05:42 AM
Or a nice game of charades.
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: OpenSores on February 11, 2024, 12:14:23 PM
Morrissey liked a go on the oule Ouija
board.
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: mickO))) on February 11, 2024, 02:13:39 PM
Earache have a lovely Morbid Angel Ouija board up for pre-order

https://earache.com/products/morbid-angel-covenant-spirit-board-pre-order?_pos=1&_sid=614c98482&_ss=r
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: The Heretic on February 11, 2024, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on February 11, 2024, 02:13:39 PMEarache have a lovely Morbid Angel Ouija board up for pre-order

https://earache.com/products/morbid-angel-covenant-spirit-board-pre-order?_pos=1&_sid=614c98482&_ss=r


I'm guessing there will be a small print disclaimer stating that this is just a toy and that no responsibility will a borne by Earache for whoevers mother you see sucking cocks in hell?
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Kunt 4 Life on February 11, 2024, 07:06:37 PM
Where's the punctuation and lower case letters on the Ouija board? Standards must be upheld.
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on February 11, 2024, 08:25:29 PM
SO WAS GOLIATH'S LAPTOP ACTUALLY A OUIJA BOARD ALL ALONG!?!  ???
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on February 11, 2024, 09:12:53 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on February 11, 2024, 08:26:08 AMHamilton is not a reliable statistician and you know it. He's the fucking poor man's Peter Collins these days.

No. Nobody is or ever has been as bad as that ventriloquist dummy. Whatever sport he gets to do, he turns it into something akin a paint drying contest.
Actually, I'm suprised Sky never hired him.
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: DJ Sniffles on February 11, 2024, 09:23:36 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on February 11, 2024, 07:18:02 AMWe just wanted to settle a bet about the  Junior B hurling and the cunt wouldn't leave.

what was the bet? :D
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: DJ Sniffles on February 11, 2024, 09:35:08 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on February 11, 2024, 02:13:39 PMEarache have a lovely Morbid Angel Ouija board up for pre-order

https://earache.com/products/morbid-angel-covenant-spirit-board-pre-order?_pos=1&_sid=614c98482&_ss=r

61euro?? I'll take the cheap spirits plz XD
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: DJ Sniffles on February 11, 2024, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: Kunt 4 Life on February 11, 2024, 07:06:37 PMWhere's the punctuation and lower case letters on the Ouija board? Standards must be upheld.

what if you get in contact with an illiterate spirit how would that work out? :0
Title: Re: Ouija boards
Post by: Skott Furys jizz rag on February 12, 2024, 12:51:27 AM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on February 11, 2024, 08:25:29 PMSO WAS GOLIATH'S LAPTOP ACTUALLY A OUIJA BOARD ALL ALONG!?!  ???
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