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Title: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on January 15, 2019, 10:34:56 PM
As ever more desperate attempts to get cash emerge, it's worth taking time to look at the worst ones and acknowledge how far so many have fallen. Step up, Metallica with the spectacularly badly named "Enter Night".  I'm going to assume the death of MI meant they didn't see thread with the beer puns with several far better options.

Here's what they say:
Quote"Stone Brewing is the perfect partner for us with endless commonalities in our ideals, outlooks, and paths forward. Our views of the worlds that we each inhabit, of creativity and process, and of sense of place in relation to our peers and "The Man" are almost identical. This collaboration is beyond effortless and pure, and we can't wait to share this incredible beverage with everyone out there. In conjunction with the leadership of Stone, we have participated throughout every step alongside their talented brewing team. From our HQ outside of San Francisco to Stone's brewery and HQ in San Diego to many beers backstage at shows, the spirit of collaboration was powerful.

I hope the beer isn't as nauseating.

(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2019%2Fmetbeer2jan19.jpg&hash=7aae1454cfa54295520490f9a499bfaf77473dde)

Classy.



Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: ldj on January 16, 2019, 01:07:09 AM
I'm surprised it took them this long tbh, loads of metal bands have beers now, Maiden, Mastodon, Motorhead, Megadeth (Mustaine's probably delighted he got there before Metallica for once) etc.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 08:10:54 AM
Looks like a can of the latest redbull type  energy drink. the set of it. 

Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on January 16, 2019, 08:17:46 AM
Don't know about vibrators but there definitely used to be Manowar condoms, The Warriors Shield  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pedrito on January 16, 2019, 08:18:58 AM
Thought Hetfield was comlpletely dry? These lads would sell their fuking souls for a few dollars these days.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Decaying Remains on January 16, 2019, 08:22:27 AM
Slayer used to (may still do idk) sell grinders and rolling papers for all the smelly dudes in ratty cannibal corpse shirts who hang out at skate parks the world over to enjoy
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on January 16, 2019, 08:51:13 AM
Quote from: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 08:10:54 AM
Looks like a can of the latest redbull type  energy drink. the set of it. 

Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ?  :laugh:
The Orgasmatron  :laugh: a girl I know has one. Calls it 'Lemmy'. Loves the fucking thing.  :)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on January 16, 2019, 08:52:54 AM
Quote from: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 08:10:54 AM
Looks like a can of the latest redbull type  energy drink. the set of it. 

Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ?  :laugh:

I seem to remember a Ghost one as well. Which may or may not have been shaped like Papa Emeritus
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 09:15:19 AM
Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on January 16, 2019, 08:51:13 AM
Quote from: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 08:10:54 AM
Looks like a can of the latest redbull type  energy drink. the set of it. 

Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ?  :laugh:
The Orgasmatron  :laugh: a girl I know has one. Calls it 'Lemmy'. Loves the fucking thing.  :)

haha Orgasmatron brilliant, now thats good Marketing  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 09:17:51 AM
Quote from: Born of Fire on January 16, 2019, 08:17:46 AM
Don't know about vibrators but there definitely used to be Manowar condoms, The Warriors Shield  :laugh:

Hammerfall also had Condoms with the release of Chapter V, on the box it said "Let the Hammer Stand"  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Wiseblood on January 16, 2019, 10:32:17 AM
Big Chief Chuck Billy and his Tomahawk Peace Pipe vape shite. Surely the chessiest merch choice ever.

"How" indeed...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: liamish on January 16, 2019, 09:40:21 PM
Those 3d printed Opeth band figures. Who the fuck buys that shit?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on January 16, 2019, 10:32:05 PM
https://shop.season-of-mist.com/morbid-angel-illud-divinum-insanus-wooden-triptych-foldout-box

Surprised they're still even selling them
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: elektricat on January 16, 2019, 11:45:25 PM
I hate it when bands sell branded shorts.

Why would anyone need a pair of slayer fucking shorts?

https://www.emp.ie/p/emp-signature-collection/372770.html#gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgongz73z3wIVipTtCh2KqQlVEAAYASAAEgIPz_D_BwE&wt_mc=sea.google.nonbrand.EMP_IE_DSA_All_webpages.924299414.47802591082..dsa-295317350131.b.m&start=26
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 09:33:42 AM
In Flames have a range of gins.

Dark Tranquillity have a beer.

I think Slayer have a red wine, amongst others. 

Selling alcohol is pretty popular amongst metal bands these days. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: ochoill on January 17, 2019, 09:52:41 AM
You can buy socks from Devin Townsend, Katatonia, Paradise Lost, Opeth, and Bloodbath.  Unsuprisingly they all use the same management company.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on January 17, 2019, 10:20:50 AM
Anyone interested in a Rammstein Bike?  Another one of these bands that would put their name on anything., behemoth are another one, like who the F*ck wants Behemoth Coffee!

Anyway im surprised there isnt some gadgets on it to spit some fire out of it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnCYav7r4Ik

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on January 17, 2019, 10:33:10 AM
Slayer also offer a bike. The blurb accompanying this shit is what makes it so cringeworthy. They say:

Quote
"We wanted to create bikes that BMX riders could use and abuse, and we had to do justice to Slayer and their fans by creating a look that would represent their brand, and stand out from anything we've done before.

The Slayer 700 is a speed machine built with taking shortcuts in mind. If you need to get around town in a hurry, this is the bike for you. It is built for speed with a BMX soul. The Urban Terrain Bike will handle hopping curbs and cutting through alley ways all day."

(https://cdn.road.cc/sites/default/files/subrosa-x-slayer-700c-utb.jpg)

(https://cdn.road.cc/sites/default/files/subrosa-x-slayer-12in-balance-bike.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on January 17, 2019, 11:05:13 AM
Haha the kids bike with all the blood on it  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on January 17, 2019, 12:24:39 PM
Didn't Fleshgod Apocalypse have a pasta range a few years ago?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
Behemoth also have a beer. 

You can get massive Sleep blankets... I've seen a few band skateboards as well.   

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: ochoill on January 17, 2019, 12:56:54 PM
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PMYou can get massive Sleep blankets...
Yeah they're called duvets
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on January 17, 2019, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
Behemoth also have a beer. 


And wine,spirits, coffee, backpacks, figurines, belt buckles basically most things you'd see in the specials in Lidl haha
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on January 17, 2019, 01:43:47 PM
Another one from Rammstein, I reckon this is a winner  ;D  the description is priceless!

https://www.amazon.com/Liebe-Ist-Fur-Alle-Rammstein/dp/B002TG3C8A (https://www.amazon.com/Liebe-Ist-Fur-Alle-Rammstein/dp/B002TG3C8A)



Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Hambeast on January 17, 2019, 02:28:50 PM
Marilyn Manson has a dildo too

https://store.marilynmanson.com/products/double-cross-sex-toy-kit
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on January 17, 2019, 02:44:14 PM
https://www.topspeed.com/cars/scion/2014-scion-x-slayer-mobile-amp-tc-ar165411.html
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on January 17, 2019, 02:52:41 PM
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
Behemoth also have a beer. 

You can get massive Sleep blankets... I've seen a few band skateboards as well.

I've had the Behemoth beer in Poland. Quite nice.

Skateboards are kinda cool though.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Emphyrio on January 17, 2019, 03:05:58 PM
Quote from: ochoill on January 17, 2019, 12:56:54 PM
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PMYou can get massive Sleep blankets...
Yeah they're called duvets

:laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on January 17, 2019, 08:10:09 PM
Quote from: elektricat on January 16, 2019, 11:45:25 PM
I hate it when bands sell branded shorts.

Why would anyone need a pair of slayer fucking shorts?

Well... why not? If they look good then what's the problem? I saw somebody with a pair of Parkway Drive shorts recently and they looked pure daycent.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on January 18, 2019, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: Pentagrimes on January 17, 2019, 02:52:41 PM
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
Behemoth also have a beer. 

You can get massive Sleep blankets... I've seen a few band skateboards as well.


Skateboards are kinda cool though.

yeah back in 1992  ???
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on January 18, 2019, 10:03:27 AM
Oh I see what you tried to do there. Shame it didn't work.

I have a Tomb Mold longsleeve which I discovered last night thanks to living in a damp, shitty flat now has actual mold on it. Limited edition 1 of 1 if anyone's interested in giving themself bronchitis.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on January 22, 2019, 09:29:00 PM
Spectral Voice released a live VHS recently. Not very shameless but a bit shit in fairness.

https://lavendersect.com/product/spectral-voice-eroded-corridors-of-unbeing-live-vhs/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on January 22, 2019, 09:47:36 PM
I would 100% buy the Blasphemy shorts NWN were selling. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on January 22, 2019, 11:42:24 PM
Quote from: Mithrandir on January 22, 2019, 09:29:00 PM
Spectral Voice released a live VHS recently. Not very shameless but a bit shit in fairness.

https://lavendersect.com/product/spectral-voice-eroded-corridors-of-unbeing-live-vhs/

Kinda agree,kinda think it's cool. Theres been s resurgence in VHS in the horror underground over the last few years which it ties in with,and Paul is an analog/tape freak so they're really just doing it for their own enjoyment I'd say.
No match for actually seeing them live though.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: liamish on February 06, 2019, 10:56:15 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/0l0VX4a.png)

Some cheesy new merch in Aldi.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on February 06, 2019, 11:00:51 AM
??
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Emphyrio on February 06, 2019, 11:06:41 AM
You could Brie mine.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: ochoill on February 06, 2019, 01:57:15 PM
Quote from: liamish on February 06, 2019, 10:56:15 AM
Some cheesy new merch in Aldi.
Fuckin imgur links and my fuckin phone
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: liamish on February 07, 2019, 01:20:50 AM
Quote from: ochoill on February 06, 2019, 01:57:15 PM
Quote from: liamish on February 06, 2019, 10:56:15 AM
Some cheesy new merch in Aldi.
Fuckin imgur links and my fuckin phone

Guns and roses and def leppard themed cheeses.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy on February 08, 2019, 05:50:12 AM
Quote from: Emphyrio on February 06, 2019, 11:06:41 AM
You could Brie mine.

GET..

OUT..

:laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on February 08, 2019, 01:36:09 PM
Not the worst example by any means, but in terms of pure naffness...
Those godawful icehockey jerseys that Blue Grape merch used to do for Roadrunner bands back in the 90s. I can clearly recall a Fear Factory one, although I'm sure Sepultura, Machine Head etc had similar. I really, really wanted one at the time but they were so fucking expensive. My first gig outside of Cork was Korn in the SFX in 96 (I think?) and the place was full of them.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on February 08, 2019, 01:47:47 PM
They're back in! https://puckhcky.com/collections/testament

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0366/8617/products/exodus-bonded-forever-jersey-front_large.jpg)(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0366/8617/products/testament-pucks-of-black-jersey-black-purple-front_1024x1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on February 08, 2019, 02:03:11 PM
Oh look, there's a Gruesome one too. Because they definitely aren't gimmicky enough.

Just waiting on the wave of Irish bands to cash in on this now.  Malthusian and Vircolac GAA kit anyone? Primordial hurley?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on February 08, 2019, 02:14:58 PM
Slidhr sliotar!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: ochoill on February 08, 2019, 03:50:28 PM
Quote from: Pentagrimes on February 08, 2019, 02:03:11 PMMalthusian and Vircolac GAA kit anyone? Primordial hurley?
It would be beyond atrocious, but the thought of seeing someone in a gaa kit with the Malthusian logo blasted across it like an Avonmore sponsorship is making me properly laugh.  In my mind's eye though they're togged out for a match in them, not off to a gig
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Wiseblood on February 08, 2019, 04:38:54 PM
Quote from: Juggz on February 08, 2019, 01:47:47 PM
They're back in! https://puckhcky.com/collections/testament

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0366/8617/products/exodus-bonded-forever-jersey-front_large.jpg)(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0366/8617/products/testament-pucks-of-black-jersey-black-purple-front_1024x1024.jpg)

Does the Testament one come with an extra wide neck so Big Chief Chuck can get his fat head in one?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on February 08, 2019, 06:16:05 PM
Sizes up to 4XL  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on April 12, 2019, 11:04:09 AM
https://shop.season-of-mist.com/abbath-outstrider-digibox-digital (https://shop.season-of-mist.com/abbath-outstrider-digibox-digital)


well at least you get a sponge with the makeup  :laugh:"supracolor cream make-up in a handy round packaging with 2 colors (by Kryolan, used by ABBATH themseves!) + sponge"  :abbath:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Hambeast on April 12, 2019, 11:15:31 AM
I'm no expert on makeup, but that design looks like you'd end up blurring the black and white together?

The patch is funny too. Reminds me of Moses from South Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBHrTvW90Y
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cernunnos on April 12, 2019, 11:25:24 AM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on April 13, 2019, 08:50:23 AM
No merch but, still, take a bow Vinnie Vincent. This is as shameless as it can be for a has-been who has already cancelled two "comebacks" at late notice.

QuoteVinnie Vincent fans take note: the former KISS guitarist has announced that he will perform on June 7th in Nashville, TN at Speedballjam, which takes place at the S.I.R. Soundstage. Only 60 VIP tickets are available for the event, each one at a cost of $300.00 US

The VIP tickets grant entry to the show, a meet & greet with Vincent on June 8th (1:00pm - 4:00pm) at the S.I.R. Soundstage. One item will be autographed, but getting guitars, part sor other musical intruments autographed will cost an extra $500.00 US.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on April 13, 2019, 09:07:47 AM
 :laugh:

The really fucking tragic thing is that the only retards who could afford this bullshit should be old enough to have more sense. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on November 19, 2019, 09:09:05 PM
Scott Ian will write out old lyrics for you for only $95

https://scottianstore.bigcartel.com/product/rare-scott-ian-lyrics

"rare"  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Slaughterday on November 19, 2019, 09:26:29 PM
Shameless cunt. What is it about 80s thrash and depressing money grabbing shite?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 19, 2019, 09:48:10 PM
Kirk Windstein is at the same thing. Somehow I doubt he's getting $95 for Crowbar lyrics.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on November 19, 2019, 10:24:13 PM
I'd pay $95 for hand written Six Feet Under lyrics just to see if Barnes would write them in crayon. I think they'd look well attached to the fridge door with a magnet.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Cryptic Stench on November 20, 2019, 11:18:14 AM
On the subject of Vinny, have a listen to that. Not too far off a vortex type affair except Vinny can shred. Woejus production and out of time drums recorded in someone's kitchen float in and out of proceedings. Genius.?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on November 20, 2019, 12:46:33 PM
QuoteVinnie Vincent will re-release his 2002 instrumental album in a limited edition of 1,000 CDs.

The former KISS guitarist's official web site is accepting pre-orders for this "historic" re-release of "Speedball Jamm", priced at $250.00 apiece. Each CD will come with a limited-edition autographed 8x10 photo and a "BIG" guitar pick. The discs are expected to ship in February 2020.

"Speedball Jamm" — previously issued under the title "Archives Volume 1" — has been described as "a single 70-minute track of blistering guitarmageddon." According to Rarebird's Rock And Roll Nest, the song "is divided into ten not-very-distinct parts. It's a subterranean-sounding recording of Vinnie jamming endlessly on a lead guitar at high speed, sometimes solo, sometimes with the accompaniment of bass and drums."
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on November 20, 2019, 12:48:25 PM
 :laugh: He's fucking nuts.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Weltenfeind on November 23, 2019, 06:13:59 PM
Behold! Mortician whatever you can think of..
https://primitiverecordings.com/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: kiehozero on November 23, 2019, 06:26:21 PM
Deterioration have released records on 8-track, cassette, floppy disk and reel-to-reel...

https://deterioration.bandcamp.com/merch (https://deterioration.bandcamp.com/merch)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on November 23, 2019, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Weltenfeind on November 23, 2019, 06:13:59 PM
Behold! Mortician whatever you can think of..
https://primitiverecordings.com/

Considering how great Mortician are I think they get a pass.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Weltenfeind on November 23, 2019, 06:37:39 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on November 23, 2019, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Weltenfeind on November 23, 2019, 06:13:59 PM
Behold! Mortician whatever you can think of..
https://primitiverecordings.com/

Considering how great Mortician are I think they get a pass.
Mortician are truly great but there's still plenty of Shameless and Shit merch to be found on that site lol.  Some of it is so shit that its actually quite cool
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on November 23, 2019, 06:41:49 PM
It's all Roger, Will is not involved with the running of the site.  A lot of the shirts are great you can get them in loads of different styles and the cooking aprons are great idea as well. I would buy a lot of stuff from him if it wasn't for the terrible US postage prices.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on November 23, 2019, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on November 23, 2019, 06:41:49 PM
It's all Roger, Will is not involved with the running of the site.  A lot of the shirts are great you can get them in loads of different styles and the cooking aprons are great idea as well. I would buy a lot of stuff from him if it wasn't for the terrible US postage prices.
And then getting fleeced with tax when it arrives on these shores. I'm not buying anything from America again because of this.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: kiehozero on November 25, 2019, 10:24:17 PM
I think we can close this thread because Garth Brooks has released his own Words With Friends tile.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on November 28, 2019, 06:07:43 PM
Wow, this fucking sucks...
https://www.lo-fi-merchandise.com/product/satyricon-manga-t-shirt-black/

As does this...
https://www.lo-fi-merchandise.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/TSHIRT-GIRLIE-SATYRICON-Two-Faces-black-1.jpg
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: leoos on November 29, 2019, 04:05:50 PM
Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on November 23, 2019, 06:59:02 PM
And then getting fleeced with tax when it arrives on these shores. I'm not buying anything from America again because of this.

Urgh......I forgot this when I bought a bunch of stuff from the Relapse webstore for Black Friday. It didn't click ti stop when they said the stuff would come from the US webstore
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on January 23, 2020, 07:27:28 PM
I'll just leave this here....

https://store.ozzy.com/collections/frontpage/products/plush-bat
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on February 27, 2020, 07:30:42 PM
"Adult" colouring books

https://www.amazon.com/Pantera-Adult-Activity-Coloring-Books/dp/1676455442/ref=sr_1_16?keywords=heavy+metal+Music+books+2020&qid=1582752693&s=books&sr=1-16
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Lord on February 27, 2020, 08:05:11 PM
The worst part about any of these is that people actually buy them.
Like there are actually people wearing that Satyricon manga shirt.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on February 27, 2020, 08:48:58 PM
That Satyricon manga shirt is cute as fuck
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Lord on February 27, 2020, 10:44:29 PM
You are objectively wrong in thinking this and I hope you feel ashamed
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: skuddington on February 28, 2020, 08:29:28 AM
I got a fridge magnet with the last Child Abuse album. No idea what possessed them. The album art was pretty bad too, so it's an ugly fridge magnet
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on February 28, 2020, 09:15:52 AM
I have a Moss frisbee. I don't think it's shit,  though. I think it's class.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on February 28, 2020, 10:01:13 AM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on February 28, 2020, 09:15:52 AM
I have a Moss frisbee. I don't think it's shit,  though. I think it's class.
Me too, but I threw mine away.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on May 16, 2020, 12:52:48 PM
The cascade of band logo face masks. Everything about the idea of them, against the backdrop of the reason for the need of face masks, is soul shrivelling.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on May 16, 2020, 12:56:05 PM
The likes of Kiss you'd expect it from, but every big band under the sun has a range of them out now. Can't blame them too mich as they're business entities as opposed to artistic ones these days, but the shameless exploiation of it is sickening.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on June 05, 2020, 07:06:53 PM
Megashit

https://usstore.megadeth.com/products/megadeth-fathers-day-box?utm_source=Megadeth+Store&utm_campaign=93ac315310-MGD-FathersDay2020&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_1213a0a55c-93ac315310-145626261&mc_cid=93ac315310&mc_eid=b9ba491d43
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Emphyrio on June 05, 2020, 07:13:24 PM
Man, I'd love to get that for Father's Day. I'll be lucky to even get socks.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on June 05, 2020, 08:57:08 PM
Piece of Shit Sells...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on June 13, 2020, 12:03:28 AM
Holy god, Miley

https://www.cameo.com/davidellefson
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on June 13, 2020, 07:27:01 PM
Juggz sham, I don't think "holy God, Miley" is available as a thing to say on that platform :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on June 13, 2020, 07:41:32 PM
Ellefson will say anything if you throw enough cash at him  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Wiseblood on June 13, 2020, 08:53:31 PM
He really would. His last book really shows him as a real holier than thou money grabber.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 13, 2020, 10:46:24 PM
Vomit on the nearest asshole.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy on June 13, 2020, 11:54:43 PM
Quote from: Juggz on June 13, 2020, 07:41:32 PM
Ellefson will say anything if you throw enough cash at him  :laugh:

Right cause im bored I wonder if he'll say 'dave is a ginger cunt' for 30  :-X
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on June 14, 2020, 12:57:43 AM
Should do a separate thread for Merch ideas. Three of my own:

Cannibal Corpse Cadavers
Immortal Freezers
Tool Tools
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on July 09, 2020, 04:05:44 PM
We don't seem to have a thread for merch that is actually cool, do we? I discovered these today in Toymaster:

(https://www.wonderlandmodels.com/media/managed/large/a07007a.jpg)

(https://alone.gr/shop/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/im-airplane.jpg)

I knew Revell released an Ed Force One 747 kit a few years ago, but didn't know about these two.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Fakehuman on July 10, 2020, 10:45:32 PM
Nergal is selling Behemoth soap bars right now, just wonder if toilet cleaner is going next  :laugh:
https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-618-Spiritvs-Virvs-Behemoth-Soap.html (https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-618-Spiritvs-Virvs-Behemoth-Soap.html)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: ldj on July 11, 2020, 05:01:13 AM
This Kill the Kardashian shite Gary Holt is at is fairly embarrassing.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCezWPAHdsF/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on July 11, 2020, 06:09:43 AM
Jesus... probably funny for 15 year olds, but 50 year olds?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Slaughterday on July 11, 2020, 10:09:59 PM
He seems like an absolute fucking tool.

New possessed shirts fit this thread perfectly.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCgpUIPJLd1/?igshid=1uzi7yis84ikv
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on July 28, 2020, 08:20:39 AM
Whoever is making the decisions for Lemmy, who I suspect isn't signing these deals from beyond the grave, needs to take a bow. They are going harder and farther than most into the realms of the shameless and shit. They say:

QuoteThroughout his remarkable 25-year tenure in WWE, The King of Kings has won 14 world championships, engaged in countless five-star classics and led unforgettable groups such as D-Generation X, Evolution and The Authority to enormous success.

And he accomplished most of that while entering the squared circle to the headbanging sounds of Motörhead, including timeless tunes such as "The Game", "King Of Kings" and "Line In The Sand".

Now, Triple H and Motörhead are once again together in the form of this new product line, available at WWE Shop. The smorgasbord of must-have products includes a limited-edition vinyl album of Motörhead's Evolution Of The Game, snug hooded sweatshirts, and eye-catching T-shirts to celebrate Triple H's birthday (July 27th) in style!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on July 29, 2020, 10:59:51 PM
3 examples that would make anyone look like a complete Prick. Embarrassingly bad https://photos.app.goo.gl/uvLDaCxY7mTVkKe56
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bogmetaller on July 30, 2020, 12:59:13 PM
Quote from: livingabortion on July 29, 2020, 10:59:51 PM
3 examples that would make anyone look like a complete Prick. Embarrassingly bad https://photos.app.goo.gl/uvLDaCxY7mTVkKe56

Who in their right mind would be seen in public wearing the middle one??
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Nail_Bombed on July 30, 2020, 03:03:46 PM
Quote from: livingabortion on July 29, 2020, 10:59:51 PM
3 examples that would make anyone look like a complete Prick. Embarrassingly bad https://photos.app.goo.gl/uvLDaCxY7mTVkKe56

Poor effort from Attila. But that's their modus operandi anyway - shite band. Fronz is a total waste of air.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on July 30, 2020, 03:12:31 PM
Cradle Of Filth still had the best use of the word "Cunt" on a t-shirt  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on July 30, 2020, 04:59:28 PM
Speaking of Cradle Of Filth - Anyone for some Cruel Tea? https://www.cradleoffilth.com/single-post/2020/07/29/Cruel-Tea-Brought-Thee-Orchids
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on July 30, 2020, 05:15:15 PM
Fucking hell. Everything in here  :laugh:

https://www.omerch.eu/shop/cradle-of-filth/shop
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on July 30, 2020, 05:18:07 PM
Plenty of teens will buy that.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on July 30, 2020, 05:29:27 PM
Cradle of Shit
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on July 30, 2020, 09:16:08 PM
You're being a bit "too cool for school" there lads. I know it's popular to bash Cradle Of Filth and reckon they're a merchandising company that's also a band, but I like their artwork. True yes there are some misses among it, but most of it's good I think.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on July 30, 2020, 09:17:43 PM
So anyone who's opinion isn't the same as your own is suspect?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on July 30, 2020, 09:19:39 PM
No, but I was pointing out that they are easy targets for ridicule.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on July 30, 2020, 09:21:24 PM
I thought the theme of this thread is ridicule???
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on July 30, 2020, 09:22:43 PM
Yes good Sir, I forget myself  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 31, 2020, 12:31:40 AM
There's a sure-fire fix right here for anyone who risks being too cool for school...
(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fheavymetalshop.com.pl%2F1211-large_default%2Fcradle-of-filth-set-school-backpack-pencil-case-free-mouse-pad-and-patch.jpg&hash=6d85cad940d89cb4813b16d95f5c92408b885010)
http://heavymetalshop.com.pl/home/229-cradle-of-filth-set-school-backpack-pencil-case-free-mouse-pad-and-patch.html
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on July 31, 2020, 12:00:21 PM
Free mouse pad....
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on July 31, 2020, 01:02:50 PM
Ok, that's tacky.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on July 31, 2020, 01:08:48 PM
Tacky, eh? Wash that tackiness away with Dani Filth soap!

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/823333558/dani-filth-soap-bar?ref=shop_home_active_7&crt=1

(https://i.etsystatic.com/14219350/r/il/9d3947/2406471448/il_794xN.2406471448_ckei.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on July 31, 2020, 01:41:04 PM
The smell of weed and cigarettes without smoking.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on July 31, 2020, 02:14:09 PM
For extra authenticity, it's the same height as him.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on July 31, 2020, 11:05:18 PM
 :laugh: would be a rip off for the price of it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on August 11, 2020, 12:22:54 PM
Check out those prices, for a phookin hoodie...  :laugh:

https://www.ssense.com/en-us/men/product/vetements/black-motorhead-edition-the-world-is-yours-hoodie/5553531
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on August 11, 2020, 12:27:06 PM
Yeah, overkill.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 11, 2020, 12:54:30 PM
:laugh:

I'd hate to see the price of their bomber jackets.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on August 16, 2020, 12:59:00 AM
The absolute state of it.

https://www.deanguitars.com/query?upc=818896028974#:~:text=Dean%20Guitars%20is%20honored%20to,revered%20musicians%20in%20the%20industry.&text=A%203-piece%20maple%20neck,and%20a%20C%20neck%20shape.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on August 16, 2020, 01:06:12 AM
That is quite ugly. The V has two perfect designs. Leave it the fuck alone!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on August 16, 2020, 01:17:34 AM
The price is shocking too. That would get you two custom shop guitars from most of the other high end brands. To be honest my interest in Kerry King and his guitars ends at around 1992 but there's something brazen about the fact that this isn't even a "Slayer" guitar and instead it'll be used for whatever shite he's cooking up with Phil Anselmo.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 30, 2020, 07:56:23 PM
Not shit as such (I quite like them TBH) but £15 for a pair of socks? Off you fuck now, Toby:

https://ghost.backstreetmerch.com/products/pope-socks?variant=34486050095148
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on August 31, 2020, 07:20:07 PM
Why would anyone want this fucking thing?

(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2520II%2Flarsri820.jpeg&hash=5c7551f0216b1b4aa73dc6b0447176aa69a9de0b)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on August 31, 2020, 07:59:57 PM
I have to say, as someone that collects high end comic book statues and figures, the standard of the metal stuff is absolutely horrendous. This would be laughed out of town if it was posted in a Sideshow group.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 31, 2020, 09:14:36 PM
Quote from: Juggz on August 31, 2020, 07:20:07 PM
Why would anyone want this fucking thing?

(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2520II%2Flarsri820.jpeg&hash=5c7551f0216b1b4aa73dc6b0447176aa69a9de0b)

I'd say the Metal Bros.™ would absolutely lap this shit up.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Wiseblood on August 31, 2020, 09:19:58 PM
A toy of Lars shouting "who took the rest of me kit?!"

Shockingly bad looking cunt of a thing and the fucking price of them! You'd have to wonder who'd fork out for them.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on August 31, 2020, 09:44:38 PM
"Limited" edition of 3000, apparently so there's at least 3000 of the cunts out there  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on September 03, 2020, 06:49:18 PM
Quote from: Juggz on August 31, 2020, 07:20:07 PM
Why would anyone want this fucking thing?

(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2520II%2Flarsri820.jpeg&hash=5c7551f0216b1b4aa73dc6b0447176aa69a9de0b)

smh. I'd imagine the statue has better timing than the real lars
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on September 11, 2020, 08:21:03 AM
Seems those hockey jerseys that were popular around the late 90s, early 00s are making a comeback

https://www.emp.ie/p/we-are-not-your-kind-hockey-trikot/465130.html
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on September 11, 2020, 09:47:47 AM
Quote from: Trev on September 11, 2020, 08:21:03 AM
Seems those hockey jerseys that were popular around the late 90s, early 00s are making a comeback

https://www.emp.ie/p/we-are-not-your-kind-hockey-trikot/465130.html

Yep and a nice touch is the text on the upper right shoulder and across the back says WANYK ......ffsakes
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on September 11, 2020, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: Anton Arcane on August 31, 2020, 07:59:57 PM
I have to say, as someone that collects high end comic book statues and figures, the standard of the metal stuff is absolutely horrendous. This would be laughed out of town if it was posted in a Sideshow group.

The Pantera ones from the CFH era that were released a year or two ago looked good but they were way too expensive.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on September 12, 2020, 12:47:51 AM
Quote from: mickO))) on September 11, 2020, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: Anton Arcane on August 31, 2020, 07:59:57 PM
I have to say, as someone that collects high end comic book statues and figures, the standard of the metal stuff is absolutely horrendous. This would be laughed out of town if it was posted in a Sideshow group.

The Pantera ones from the CFH era that were released a year or two ago looked good but they were way too expensive.

They were some of the ones that came to mind when I wrote that comment. Only a vague likeness, poor sculpting and painting etc. Honestly they don't compare to the standard of the comic book/ super hero/nerd stuff that goes for the same money.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on September 12, 2020, 12:58:03 AM
Have a look through these pictures, just for a frame reference to show what I mean. And this isn't some amazing piece or anything, just the industry standard that metal figures and statues manufacturers should be aiming for.

https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/star-wars-princess-leia-hot-toys-903138
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on September 12, 2020, 01:17:36 AM
Yes those look good but they are double / triple the price of what the Pantera ones were.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on September 12, 2020, 02:50:45 AM
Actually no, the same price point.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pantera-Dimebag-Darrell-Statue-Standard/dp/B084795MPS
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bogmetaller on September 12, 2020, 07:13:51 AM
That Dimebag one looks fairly impressive to me tbh!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on September 12, 2020, 05:08:39 PM
Quote from: Anton Arcane on September 12, 2020, 02:50:45 AM
Actually no, the same price point.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pantera-Dimebag-Darrell-Statue-Standard/dp/B084795MPS

I think the guy on Amazon's taking the piss with regards to the price.
https://knucklebonz.com/product/pantera-dimebag-darrell-rock-iconz-statue-2/
Much cheaper there. And the Leia statue is 1/6, Dimebag's only 1/9 scale, stands to reason she'd be more detailed and expensive.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on September 13, 2020, 11:54:45 AM
Quote from: Anton Arcane on September 12, 2020, 02:50:45 AM
Actually no, the same price point.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pantera-Dimebag-Darrell-Statue-Standard/dp/B084795MPS

They retail at $149

https://knucklebonz.com/product/pantera-dimebag-darrell-rock-iconz-statue-2/

Edit: Just saw the post above with the same link
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on September 15, 2020, 08:19:09 AM
One of my favourite albums ever but nobody needs this shite

(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2520II%2Fdeathbobble1920.jpeg&hash=9e010ba4c53a591efe3986ca5c96f11e67ca3185)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on September 15, 2020, 09:27:53 AM
What low lifes came up with and approved that??
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on September 15, 2020, 09:28:33 AM
Quote from: Juggz on September 15, 2020, 08:19:09 AM
One of my favourite albums ever but nobody needs this shite

(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2520II%2Fdeathbobble1920.jpeg&hash=9e010ba4c53a591efe3986ca5c96f11e67ca3185)

To be fair its close to the album cover..which was shitty as well...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Paul keohane on September 15, 2020, 09:29:46 AM
Who buys this shit!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on September 15, 2020, 10:14:53 AM
Looks like Devin Townsend
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 10:30:21 AM
Who the fuck sees this shit and thinks "yeah that'll look great in my home"?

As much as I love the album, the artwork has always been shite... at least it's not a naked guys falling off a mountain a la The Sound of Perseverance shite.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on September 15, 2020, 10:36:13 AM
Personally love the artwork to Spiritual Healing.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on September 15, 2020, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 10:30:21 AM
Who the fuck sees this shit and thinks "yeah that'll look great in my home"?


Exactly. "This will go well on the mantle next to the wedding photos and the clock."

I have a buddy who is massively into sci-fi. Mainly Star Trek and Dr. Who but other stuff too. He buys all sorts of crap like that. If it has Star trek on it, he'll take it. In every other way this lad is a normal guy but Christ, the memorabilia in his house... remember that episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" about his stalker?

And not just in a single room in his gaff. In every single place you can imagine. Like a mini fucking Comic-Con. Not all of it good either, tat and shite proudly on display.



Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on September 15, 2020, 11:14:54 AM
I'm surprised Cannibal Corpse aren't in on this kind of action. Surely a Tomb of the Multilated bobble head thing would be a big seller? Nom nom nom.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Jward on September 15, 2020, 07:30:43 PM
As much as I love this album, as well as the album cover, I would not buy one of these!

Too late anyway, as it's sold out

500 of them

My God
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 09:01:51 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on September 15, 2020, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 10:30:21 AM
Who the fuck sees this shit and thinks "yeah that'll look great in my home"?


Exactly. "This will go well on the mantle next to the wedding photos and the clock."

I have a buddy who is massively into sci-fi. Mainly Star Trek and Dr. Who but other stuff too. He buys all sorts of crap like that. If it has Star trek on it, he'll take it. In every other way this lad is a normal guy but Christ, the memorabilia in his house... remember that episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" about his stalker?

And not just in a single room in his gaff. In every single place you can imagine. Like a mini fucking Comic-Con. Not all of it good either, tat and shite proudly on display.

Yeah I've a mate just like that. You can't move for the amount of plastic shite he buys to make his gaff look like a fucking toy shop.

He mostly buys gaming related stuff - I'm massively into games and I'm genuinely repulsed by the stuff he has. He spends more on the plastic shite than actual games too.

Oh, and don't get me going about those Funko Pop things. Horrendous.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on September 15, 2020, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 09:01:51 PM


Oh, and don't get me going about those Funko Pop things. Horrendous.

Hate them. So of course, my cousin got me the Asuka Funko for a laugh - it's still in the box somewhere, just looks creepy as fuck with those soulless black things they call eyes.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 11:30:10 PM
Yeah it's exactly the fucking eyes! They all look the exact same. To think, some people spend a serious chunk of change collecting these things.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on September 16, 2020, 04:44:57 PM
Quote from: Juggz on September 15, 2020, 11:14:54 AM
I'm surprised Cannibal Corpse aren't in on this kind of action. Surely a Tomb of the Multilated bobble head thing would be a big seller? Nom nom nom.

Or a toy school based on Necropaedophile. 


I'll show myself out.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on September 16, 2020, 07:04:22 PM
Or a Fucked with a Knife dildo.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on September 22, 2020, 04:22:49 PM
(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2F5F69AB65-anthrax-signature-stop-spreading-the-disease-hand-sanitizer-coming-soon-image.jpg&hash=934f3002960cade67b7c4d9cbba7cac1eb7fe126)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on September 22, 2020, 04:30:57 PM
Quote from: Juggz on September 22, 2020, 04:22:49 PM
(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2F5F69AB65-anthrax-signature-stop-spreading-the-disease-hand-sanitizer-coming-soon-image.jpg&hash=934f3002960cade67b7c4d9cbba7cac1eb7fe126)
Sure every other band is lashing out face masks, why not hand sanitiser. Although surely they should have called it Stopping the Disease?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on September 22, 2020, 04:44:15 PM
Unless "the disease" is sheepleitis bro!  :abbath:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on September 22, 2020, 05:10:21 PM
They're big Kiss fans and it shows. I'm surprised they haven't got more shite out with their logo on it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on September 22, 2020, 05:14:29 PM
Coming soon, Sick of It All penicillin. But first....

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1709/1167/products/sick-of-it-all-clobberin-time-tee-front-and-back-1024x1024_295x.png)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on September 23, 2020, 09:41:53 AM
Got $7,500 to burn?

https://steelpantherrocks.com/products/custom-steel-panther-song
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on September 23, 2020, 05:25:12 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm, Lemmy.......

https://www.loudersound.com/news/you-can-now-buy-a-scented-candle-that-smells-like-lemmy
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on September 23, 2020, 06:09:47 PM
Quote from: Juggz on September 23, 2020, 09:41:53 AM
Got $7,500 to burn?

https://steelpantherrocks.com/products/custom-steel-panther-song

I think I'd actually prefer a recording of $7,500 burning.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Wiseblood on October 02, 2020, 03:27:18 PM
https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/motorhead-and-judas-priest-officially-licensed-coloring-books-now-available/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Wiseblood on October 05, 2020, 09:45:42 AM
And what could be sadder than a Motorhead colouring book?

A Lemmy face mask of course!

(https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/lemmyfacemasks2020_638.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on October 05, 2020, 11:43:22 AM
Did Gene Simmons buy the licensing rights to Motorhead or something?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on October 06, 2020, 09:48:49 PM
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Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Emphyrio on October 06, 2020, 09:59:54 PM
Some awful stuff on this thread but that....
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on October 06, 2020, 10:24:55 PM
Warthreads For Dickheads.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on October 07, 2020, 09:40:46 AM
Quote from: Juggz on October 06, 2020, 09:48:49 PM
(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2520II%2Fmegajump1020.jpeg&hash=b501a093125c887af366cfb3ffde9bdb9fa8d22e)

Have you a link please? Asking for a friend....
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on October 07, 2020, 09:49:17 AM
I mean, you'd never wear it but as a novelty, at least it's totally coherent with the schtick of the band.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Wiseblood on October 07, 2020, 10:46:04 AM
A low point in 2020 fashion is asking the missus does this face mask go with these overalls!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on October 07, 2020, 10:49:31 AM
Quote from: Wiseblood on October 07, 2020, 10:46:04 AM
A low point in 2020 fashion is asking the missus does this face mask go with these overalls!  :laugh:
As long as it's a MEGAmask....  :abbath:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Juggz on October 16, 2020, 11:17:52 PM
The Action Man doll you always dreamed of, Finbarr?

(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2520II%2FRobHalfordReactionBox.jpg&hash=4de652d8d865ebac28d23ee75f0ab8dd3c54af32)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Wiseblood on October 16, 2020, 11:29:28 PM
Quote from: Juggz on October 16, 2020, 11:17:52 PM
The Action Man doll you always dreamed of, Finbarr?

(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2020%2520II%2FRobHalfordReactionBox.jpg&hash=4de652d8d865ebac28d23ee75f0ab8dd3c54af32)

You cunt  :laugh:

You'll buy one for some anal play no doubt.... Rob won't mind
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on October 28, 2020, 09:26:29 PM
It's actually saddening to see C list celebrities and washed up musicians offering to say hello for a few quid.


https://www.cameo.com/maxcavalera
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on October 28, 2020, 09:56:07 PM
Under normal conditioms I'd  agree but with no touring  you can't  blame him, we've all got bills to pay.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on October 28, 2020, 10:31:57 PM
I do feel sorry for him. I haven't liked anything he's done musically since the 90s but he seems like a genuinely nice guy and he was a hero for me in my teenage years. I recently watched an interview with Gloria Cavalera from a few years ago and reading between the lines, even before Covid, the money was getting scarce. Like I said it's saddening to see.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on October 29, 2020, 12:07:36 PM
I wonder can you request anything on these cameos. For example if I was to pay Max to juggle 4 oranges and he gets a bonus if he can keep doing it non-stop for 60 seconds.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 05, 2020, 06:19:57 PM
All over print T-shirts are usually bad anyway but this one is painful:

https://rockmarkmerch.bigcartel.com/product/pestilence-consvming-tank-top-shirt
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on November 11, 2020, 06:50:27 PM
I mean, Draconian Times is great and all but who hasn't listened to that album and thought "this would be even better as a a hot sauce"?

https://eyesoremerch.com/music-for-nations/paradise-lost?_ga=2.169677985.1054597157.1600676736-828823160.1533304022&fbclid=IwAR2GjzaaJ3WFWnUwSoCjLmMR-ZjKMUyurTOgYEZwFhkBOzBG6YeLPJyWr9M
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on November 11, 2020, 07:25:38 PM
Eh, hello..?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 07, 2021, 05:43:43 PM
Has anyone mentioned Deicide's 'Devil's Dick' hot sauce yet?

https://www.facebook.com/116798145053487/posts/3773909072675691/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: hellfire on January 08, 2021, 10:31:54 PM
Quote from: Wiseblood on October 05, 2020, 09:45:42 AM
And what could be sadder than a Motorhead colouring book?

A Lemmy face mask of course!

(https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/lemmyfacemasks2020_638.jpg)
A mate of mine has those. Haven't met him in public for a while.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on February 03, 2021, 11:30:23 AM
https://www.facebook.com/149334409651/posts/10158461436864652/

Kreator coffee, suppose when you can't write good music anymore you gotta sell something......
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mr Barlow on February 04, 2021, 11:46:59 PM
https://www.emp.ie/p/eagle/390236.html

You know you want it  :abbath:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on February 05, 2021, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Carnage on January 07, 2021, 05:43:43 PM
Has anyone mentioned Deicide's 'Devil's Dick' hot sauce yet?

https://www.facebook.com/116798145053487/posts/3773909072675691/

Good nickname for benton in fairness...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on February 11, 2021, 07:36:32 AM
Quote from: Mr Barlow on February 04, 2021, 11:46:59 PM
https://www.emp.ie/p/eagle/390236.html

You know you want it  :abbath:
Of course it's in single size.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: son of the Morrigan on February 11, 2021, 12:35:23 PM
Fuck me, the Five Finger Death Punch one is a fiver more expensive than the Motorhead and Slayer one!
Some neck on them cunts.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on February 11, 2021, 01:35:11 PM
I know. It killed me handing the money over.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: son of the Morrigan on February 11, 2021, 04:04:41 PM
Yeah, it killed me too, but needs must.
incidentally, five finger death punch is a euphemism I use for wanking.
"I'm going to my room for an old five finger death punch", you'll hear me say to my Mother of an evening.
Needless to say since I got my new duvet cover whenever I ask, "Mammy, did you wash my Five Finger Death Punch bed sheets" we have a right auld giggle.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on February 11, 2021, 04:12:44 PM
Your ma sounds cool. What age is she?

*asking for a friend*
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: son of the Morrigan on February 11, 2021, 04:20:27 PM
I'm 40 and she's 49, we're more best friends than mother and son really. She's a saucy little wench allright. give me your number there and Ill pass it on to her. Will I be allowed to call you Daddy?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on February 11, 2021, 04:22:44 PM
Quote from: son of the Morrigan on February 11, 2021, 04:20:27 PM
I'm 40 and she's 49, we're more best friends than mother and son really. She's a saucy little wench allright. give me your number there and Ill pass it on to her. Will I be allowed to call you Daddy?
When I'm on top, yes.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: son of the Morrigan on February 11, 2021, 04:42:57 PM
Can I have a five finger death punch in the corner while ye ride? Ill gently sing all the lyrics off Eaten Back To Life to set the mood.

(I'm stopping this now because its making me feel sick)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on February 11, 2021, 05:38:38 PM
Yes. Let's have a little rest.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 01, 2021, 01:02:09 PM
Every band under the sun having a beer or whiskey out now, Acid King are the latest:

https://soundgrowler-brewing-co.square.site/product/busse-pilz/486
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on June 01, 2021, 03:26:10 PM
Quote from: Carnage on June 01, 2021, 01:02:09 PM
Every band under the sun having a beer or whiskey out now, Acid King are the latest:

https://soundgrowler-brewing-co.square.site/product/busse-pilz/486

Kreator have their own coffee from The Barn in Berlin.

The only thing about this is that the coffee will almost definitely be very good.

https://thebarn.de/products/black-sunrise?variant=33012644216912
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on June 03, 2021, 12:45:23 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on June 01, 2021, 03:26:10 PM

The only thing about this is that the coffee will almost definitely be very good.

https://thebarn.de/products/black-sunrise?variant=33012644216912

I have bought a bag to test this hypothesis.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on June 17, 2021, 01:57:51 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on June 03, 2021, 12:45:23 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on June 01, 2021, 03:26:10 PM

The only thing about this is that the coffee will almost definitely be very good.

https://thebarn.de/products/black-sunrise?variant=33012644216912

I have bought a bag to test this hypothesis.


Is it good?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on June 18, 2021, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: livingabortion on June 17, 2021, 01:57:51 PM
Is it good?

Funnily enough I logged on to report back on this. Arrived last week but I only opened it earlier today.

It is a very good cup of coffee. Not the best that I've had from The Barn but damn good.

(https://i.imgur.com/N3MevUt.png)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Red on June 18, 2021, 11:14:17 AM
Behemoth have gone over board with their merch I think. I completely understand why, but I don't need a Behemoth wallet and phone cover. Getting towards Kiss type merch at this stage ha ha. They have coffee too
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 18, 2021, 11:26:07 AM
I bought a T-shirt from them a few years ago*, they had about 15 on their website then, plus a couple of other bits and bobs. Now though, it's ridiculous alright. Maiden aren't far behind either, and I believe their beer is awful piss.


*It ended up costing me €40+. If you're ordering from them, check the measurements and don't go by sizes. I had to send it back and pay for postage for the replacement.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 18, 2021, 11:43:45 AM
Yeah that Trooper ale is rough.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on June 18, 2021, 12:36:35 PM
A buddy of mine lives in Chicago. He was looking to buy a new house a few months ago and ended up viewing a place that turned out to be way out of our price bracket after a mistake but the estate agent.

He said that he knew right away that there was no way that the place she brought him to was in his budget but he fancied having a nose at how the other half lived so he said nothing.

He said that apart from your normal kitchen, bedroom etc. that the gaff was like a shrine to Kiss. He nearly expected Gene Simmons to jump out of a cupboard and ask him for $25 for looking around the gaff.

I have asked him for a link to it again.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on June 18, 2021, 02:31:25 PM
I know rock and metal fans are generally collectors by nature but when it reaches that level for one specific thing I start to wonder if it's a high functioning person with a mental health issue.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on June 18, 2021, 03:10:29 PM
This is it.

"Eh... does the weird naked Gene Simmons mannequin come with the gaff?"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1758-N-Honore-St-Chicago-IL-60622/306328934_zpid/?




There's a video too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJKRO8Rmg_I


Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on June 18, 2021, 03:58:47 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on June 18, 2021, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: livingabortion on June 17, 2021, 01:57:51 PM
Is it good?

Funnily enough I logged on to report back on this. Arrived last week but I only opened it earlier today.

It is a very good cup of coffee. Not the best that I've had from The Barn but damn good.

(https://i.imgur.com/N3MevUt.png)


Extreme Percolation (sorry  :P)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on June 21, 2021, 05:18:26 AM
https://kf-merch.com/products/tenacious-d-cumrag

https://loudwire.com/marilyn-manson-dildo-is-real-official-for-sale/

https://listverse.com/2019/09/24/sex-products-musicians-celebrities/

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Motorhead-Bomber-Black-Gold-Dildo/dp/B01M6XW4GC
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on June 21, 2021, 09:37:53 AM
Quote from: livingabortion on June 21, 2021, 05:18:26 AM
https://kf-merch.com/products/tenacious-d-cumrag

https://loudwire.com/marilyn-manson-dildo-is-real-official-for-sale/

https://listverse.com/2019/09/24/sex-products-musicians-celebrities/

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Motorhead-Bomber-Black-Gold-Dildo/dp/B01M6XW4GC

My thumb slipped and I thought I was in the Recent Purchases thread when I read this 😳
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: livingabortion on June 21, 2021, 09:53:39 PM
Quote from: Anton Arcane on June 21, 2021, 09:37:53 AM
Quote from: livingabortion on June 21, 2021, 05:18:26 AM
https://kf-merch.com/products/tenacious-d-cumrag

https://loudwire.com/marilyn-manson-dildo-is-real-official-for-sale/

https://listverse.com/2019/09/24/sex-products-musicians-celebrities/

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Motorhead-Bomber-Black-Gold-Dildo/dp/B01M6XW4GC

:laugh:

My thumb slipped and I thought I was in the Recent Purchases thread when I read this 😳
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on August 10, 2021, 04:41:25 PM
Altars of Madness socks anyone?
https://www.facebook.com/BlackDeathNostalgia/posts/4594760080548514
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Makeshiftatomsmasher on November 25, 2021, 03:17:38 AM
Deftones weed. https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWq4NhsgCnJ/

https://lambgoat.com/news/35177/deftones-launch-their-own-marijuana-line/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 28, 2021, 08:24:42 PM
Graphic novels seem to be the latest merch item of choice, Judas Priest are jumping on the bandwagon now:

https://z2comics.com/collections/shop/products/judas-priest-screaming-for-vengeance-graphic-novel-vinyl-lp-action-figure?fbclid=IwAR2drSCU3LYubvu9xzRlLau-2SvppxF4yOQIk7PxQbKEKyOw7gCyF8joxJ8&variant=39694059765900
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: hellfire on November 28, 2021, 10:11:18 PM
Saw King Diamond and Megadeth at it too. Ridiculous idea and they cost a packet.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 28, 2021, 10:47:47 PM
Anthrax have an Among The Living one. Would that not just be The Stand?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on November 29, 2021, 09:43:49 AM
I can understand why certain bands do this shit merch stuff to keep the show on the road...but for the life of me I still can't figure out Metallicas reasoning?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Red on November 29, 2021, 10:09:16 AM
Quote from: The Heretic on November 29, 2021, 09:43:49 AM
I can understand why certain bands do this shit merch stuff to keep the show on the road...but for the life of me I still can't figure out Metallicas reasoning?
Lars likes money
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on November 29, 2021, 11:21:01 AM
Can't blame the bands in question as there are plenty of idiots willing to buy this muck.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on November 29, 2021, 11:34:23 AM
Quote from: The Heretic on November 29, 2021, 09:43:49 AM
I can understand why certain bands do this shit merch stuff to keep the show on the road...but for the life of me I still can't figure out Metallicas reasoning?
Sure all the big bands do it, Metallica, Maiden, Megadeth, Priest....none of them are short a few quid but when people are happy to buy it then why not sell it?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: hellfire on November 29, 2021, 11:51:30 AM
Quote from: The Heretic on November 29, 2021, 09:43:49 AM
I can understand why certain bands do this shit merch stuff to keep the show on the road...but for the life of me I still can't figure out Metallicas reasoning?

If Metallica had even a scrap of shame they wouldn't have released any of the shit they did for the last 30 years.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on November 29, 2021, 04:22:33 PM
Metallica are pulling out all the stops with the Black Album anniversary. 2 grand for a signed picture ($350 for the unsigned version, if you're on a budget).

https://metallicablackbox.com/products/the-bird?variant=40870046236863
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: hellfire on November 29, 2021, 07:29:15 PM
Fess up now lads. Who on here has bought a band jigsaw? Those seem to be all the rage these days.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on December 01, 2021, 12:18:04 PM
Quote from: hellfire on November 29, 2021, 07:29:15 PM
Fess up now lads. Who on here has bought a band jigsaw? Those seem to be all the rage these days.

I'm holding out for the Black album puzzle...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 01, 2021, 12:19:30 PM
 :laugh: :abbath:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on December 01, 2021, 02:55:54 PM
 :laugh:

I'm holding out for Nigel Peppercock's meself...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on December 02, 2021, 08:13:17 PM
$MegaDave really taking the piss with this one

Quote$MEGA is the official cryptocurrency of Megadeth and our community.

By buying, holding, and transacting with $MEGA, fans will gain access to exclusives and premium benefits. Cyber Army members that also hold $MEGA will unlock additional exclusives, access, and offers.

Premium and Digital CYBER ARMY members automatically get some free $MEGA.  If you're a Premium or Digital member, click the buttons below for details on how to get your free $MEGA.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on December 02, 2021, 08:47:22 PM
$Megmadeth at this stage.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: hellfire on December 03, 2021, 10:31:47 PM
If Metallica pull a similar stunt the thing would end up in higher demand than bitcoin.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Blackout on December 03, 2021, 11:33:09 PM
Dave has been smoking too much Megameth.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 10:04:11 AM
Liturgy NFTing off graphics of their philosophy:
https://twitter.com/LITVRGY/status/1473396185784365063

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Red on December 22, 2021, 10:15:57 AM
Quote from: hellfire on November 29, 2021, 07:29:15 PM
Fess up now lads. Who on here has bought a band jigsaw? Those seem to be all the rage these days.
I got a Master Of Puppets one as a present. I glued it to a bread board and framed it. Looks great
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on December 22, 2021, 10:59:08 AM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 10:04:11 AM
Liturgy NFTing off graphics of their philosophy:
https://twitter.com/LITVRGY/status/1473396185784365063

I didn't understand what you were saying in your post so I clicked on the link and now I feel like I'm even less informed. Word salad spirituality for "intellectuals". I think that if your life philosophy is so opaque and impenetrable you're probably barking up the wrong tree.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on December 22, 2021, 11:00:14 AM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 10:04:11 AM
Liturgy NFTing off graphics of their philosophy:
https://twitter.com/LITVRGY/status/1473396185784365063

Had to Google NFT's there, Christ!! Although to be fair, anyone who buys into Liturgy and their cod-philosophy in the first place, is fairly ripe for the scamming.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Kurt Cocaine on December 22, 2021, 11:08:24 AM
NFT = money laundering  8)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 11:16:14 AM
Quote from: John Kimble on December 22, 2021, 11:00:14 AM
Had to Google NFT's there

Jesus, lucky you! And genuinely sorry for having stripped you of that particular innocence, because it really is the greatest pile of bullshit to ever yet happen to both the notions of currency and art.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on December 22, 2021, 04:01:20 PM
$MegaDave is on the NFT thing, selling digital artwork trading cards. I'm a little surprised Metallica haven't done the same given their penchant for hawking anything and everything.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on December 22, 2021, 05:43:16 PM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 11:16:14 AM
Quote from: John Kimble on December 22, 2021, 11:00:14 AM
Had to Google NFT's there

Jesus, lucky you! And genuinely sorry for having stripped you of that particular innocence, because it really is the greatest pile of bullshit to ever yet happen to both the notions of currency and art.

Yes, it would appear so. I mean, nothing surprises me these days, but at the same time I feel like I'm missing something here...

QuoteOne of three unique color variants of the didactic image The Ten Antinomies of Apocalyptic Humanism. The image renders the eponymous doctrine, which finds its basis in the System of Transcendental Qabala

3/3 (gray, blue, red)
2501x2501 PNG 

Is yer wan really trying to flog a PNG? Like, one you can just download off a Google image search? Or screenshot?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 05:46:16 PM
It's basically a new form of crypto, but instead of a coin, you've got these NFT "tokens". Otherwise, pretty much everything about how they work is the same as crypto currency, blockchains, yadda yadda. It's really got almost nothing to do with the "art" itself, just like you can send a png of a bitcoin but it won't have any value. New ways of speculating on thin air while the planet goes down the toilet.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 13, 2022, 04:34:31 PM
Nergal hat, anyone?

https://www.pachucosupply.com/nergal/nergal

Of course it costs $666, of course.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on June 14, 2022, 09:00:39 PM
Jaysus these lads must be desperate

https://imperialtriumphant.bandcamp.com/merch/zachary-ezrins-serbian-hospital-ct-scan-signed-1-1
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on June 15, 2022, 09:45:43 AM
random question: Anyone ordered any of the "print on demand" shirts Season of Mist sell? Just wondering about the quality. There's a few bits there I'd like but if they're gonna be the kind of shit that starts peeling off in the wash they can fuck off.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on July 04, 2022, 01:49:37 PM
https://miamimetalmerchant.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=16283&search=Dissection

Puuuuure evil.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: 91/30 on July 04, 2022, 09:28:16 PM
https://www.project-audio.com/en/product/metallica-turntable/

When you rock vinyl on this deck – Nothing Else Matters.

You can also play your 78 RPM shellac recordings of Count John McCormack
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: CorkonianHunger on July 04, 2022, 09:37:22 PM
Quote from: 91/30 on July 04, 2022, 09:28:16 PM
You can also play your 78 RPM shellac recordings of Count John McCormack

Lol
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Red on July 05, 2022, 09:08:14 AM
People will buy it though and make them even richer  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on July 16, 2022, 12:00:43 AM
Jesus.

https://judaspriest.backstreetmerch.com/collections/frontpage/products/screaming-for-vengeance-hawaiian-shirt
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on July 16, 2022, 05:37:01 PM
Hahaha. That's amazing.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Caomhaoin on July 16, 2022, 05:52:46 PM
45 quid!😂😂
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on July 29, 2022, 06:22:38 PM
The dead continue to be profitable. They say:

"Jeff's wife Kathryn has directly green-lighted the strap, which offers fans a special way to keep Jeff close as they shred."

(https://bravewords.com/medias-static/images/news/2022/jeffstrap722.jpeg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on August 23, 2022, 07:07:10 PM
Very much "the shit" rather than shit:
https://www.stereogum.com/2197047/sleep-press-cannabis-leaves-into-dopesmoker-vinyl-reissue/news/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on August 24, 2022, 01:29:12 AM
That looks pretty cool in fairness. Pity the album is so fucking boring.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: 91/30 on August 25, 2022, 04:25:44 AM
For any daft Aussies you know - a 'Mens Grooming Range' 'made with beer'.  VB brand.

https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/shop-online/5638/vb-for-men?gclid=CjwKCAjwmJeYBhAwEiwAXlg0Aey74ASsTy8dEk8NwBpYfdOoNgq83KwpdEId4_74FpQR_mEC1jmbwRoC4aUQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 25, 2022, 05:50:42 AM
The old way to smell like a drunk was much more fun.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on September 15, 2022, 01:48:38 PM
I can't decide whether the backprint is brilliant or shit:

https://deicide.bandcamp.com/merch/30-years-of-blasphemy-t-shirt
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on September 15, 2022, 02:09:51 PM
Quote from: Carnage on September 15, 2022, 01:48:38 PMI can't decide whether the backprint is brilliant or shit:

https://deicide.bandcamp.com/merch/30-years-of-blasphemy-t-shirt

The current Deicide playing Legion in full tour that is taking place in North America is getting rave reviews. No sign of it coming anywhere close to here though.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on September 15, 2022, 02:48:24 PM
Suits me, I find that album overrated, it was a disappointment on release for me.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on September 16, 2022, 12:58:53 AM
Glen said in an interview last month that a lot of people were complaining about it when it was released and that is why they rarely play anything live from it. It was only a few years later that people started to really appreciate it. It is one of the greatest death metal albums ever released.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on September 16, 2022, 07:14:10 PM
Was that a podcast he was on? Legion is a fuckin monster.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on September 16, 2022, 10:40:37 PM
I  don't remember 'a lot of people' complaining about Legion, I certainly wasn't.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on September 17, 2022, 11:26:58 AM
Quote from: open face surgery on September 16, 2022, 07:14:10 PMWas that a podcast he was on? Legion is a fuckin monster.

He was on Joe Rogans podcast, na i'm only messing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xJNoXxgQc



Anyone preorder the box set that is coming in February? I can't wait to get it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on September 17, 2022, 11:37:00 AM
Quote from: mickO))) on September 17, 2022, 11:26:58 AM
Quote from: open face surgery on September 16, 2022, 07:14:10 PMWas that a podcast he was on? Legion is a fuckin monster.

He was on Joe Rogans podcast, na i'm only messing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xJNoXxgQc



Anyone preorder the box set that is coming in February? I can't wait to get it.

What's in the boxset?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on September 17, 2022, 01:08:48 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on September 17, 2022, 11:37:00 AMWhat's in the boxset?

https://shop.runoutgroovevinyl.com/en/run-out-groove/deicide-roadrunner-years-9lp-box-standard-black-edition/081227881429.html

Loads of places like High Roller, Nuclear Blast, Napalm etc. have pre-orders up for it.

Everything on vinyl from when they were on roadrunner. I already have the first four on vinyl but still went for it. It is the first time In torment, Insinar... and when satan lives are being released on vinyl.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on September 17, 2022, 01:17:47 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on September 17, 2022, 01:08:48 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on September 17, 2022, 11:37:00 AMWhat's in the boxset?

https://shop.runoutgroovevinyl.com/en/run-out-groove/deicide-roadrunner-years-9lp-box-standard-black-edition/081227881429.html

Loads of places like High Roller, Nuclear Blast, Napalm etc. have pre-orders up for it.

Everything on vinyl from when they were on roadrunner. I already have the first four on vinyl but still went for it. It is the first time In torment, Insinar... and when satan lives are being released on vinyl.

Tempting!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on September 17, 2022, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on September 17, 2022, 11:26:58 AM
Quote from: open face surgery on September 16, 2022, 07:14:10 PMWas that a podcast he was on? Legion is a fuckin monster.

He was on Joe Rogans podcast, na i'm only messing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xJNoXxgQc

Ya, I listened to that the other day as well.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on September 29, 2022, 05:20:07 PM
I know it's a novelty/halloween thing, but jesus...

https://slayer.backstreetmerch.com/products/demon-witch-tee
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on September 29, 2022, 07:51:04 PM
I guess it's in line with the sheer amount of terrible designs Slayer have had down the years.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on September 29, 2022, 09:08:18 PM
Aye. If they'd reprint the 'classic' ones they make a fortune (not that their current ones aren't selling anyway). The Slaytanic Wehrmacht one is one I'd love to get again, but you'd probably be slated for it these days.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 28, 2022, 05:38:45 PM
Jon Schaeffer is really scraping the barrel these days, selling his old clothes:

https://www.icedearthmerch.com/

I guess those legal bills are mounting up.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on November 29, 2022, 06:54:16 AM
No Iced Earth bear spray? Very disappointing...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on December 18, 2022, 11:25:57 PM
Not merch but the latest shameless scam from Ticketbastard:

QuoteTicket + Collector Ticket at additional 5.95 per ticket

· Exclusive Collector Tickets are available for this event! Buy a limited edition Collector Ticket which gives you access to the event thanks to its unique barcode. For only an additional 5.95 per ticket, you will receive a special plastic credit card sized 'Collector Ticket' with lanyard to keep and treasure as a memento of the event.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on December 19, 2022, 01:09:30 AM
Unreal. But teenagers who know no better will think it's brilliant.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on December 20, 2022, 02:14:13 PM
Quote from: Carnage on December 18, 2022, 11:25:57 PMNot merch but the latest shameless scam from Ticketbastard:

QuoteTicket + Collector Ticket at additional 5.95 per ticket

· Exclusive Collector Tickets are available for this event! Buy a limited edition Collector Ticket which gives you access to the event thanks to its unique barcode. For only an additional 5.95 per ticket, you will receive a special plastic credit card sized 'Collector Ticket' with lanyard to keep and treasure as a memento of the event.

What show is this for? And is it just a physical ticket? The cunts charge €4.95 anyway to ship physical tickets so this isn't surprising.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on December 20, 2022, 02:33:14 PM
Imelda May at the Iveagh Gardens next year. No interest in it myself, I was curious how much tickets were though. From the sound of it, they're gonna laminate a half-size physical ticket and stick it on a lanyard. Novelty item for the modern day gig goers, I suppose. Awful.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: vinterland on January 18, 2023, 08:48:29 PM
https://knucklebonz.com/product/death-collectible-set/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on January 18, 2023, 09:57:55 PM
https://bcrich.com/product/stranger-things-eddies-limited-edition-nj-warlock-custom-shop-replica/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Neuromancer on January 19, 2023, 12:50:27 PM
Quotehttps://knucklebonz.com/product/death-collectible-set/

That kinda cack is gonna be the stupid little dog, horse, religious statue of the OAP in this, and future, generations.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 19, 2023, 01:25:31 PM
I like the Phil Lynott one though. Wouldn't pay that for it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: 91/30 on January 19, 2023, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Neuromancer on January 19, 2023, 12:50:27 PM
Quotehttps://knucklebonz.com/product/death-collectible-set/

That kinda cack is gonna be the stupid little dog, horse, religious statue of the OAP in this, and future, generations.

What's the story with these vinyl pop figurines.  I see adult record collectors on youtube have the things in  boxes all over the place
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: warhead on January 19, 2023, 10:02:08 PM
Guess those Stranger Things B.C. Riches are not that bad of a deal. The prices of guitars are through the roof at the moment, especially B.C. Rich customs. And there were cheaper, far east made ones for around 900.
There's nothing screaming "stranger things" on the guitar either.  Could be worse I guess.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on January 20, 2023, 08:36:27 AM
Guitars and decent gear have never been as cheap or accessible. Its 'made in USA' nonsense or gimmicky shite like stranger things  are blatant cash ins. Suppose the only people buying the likes of that are rich folk that hang it on a wall next to their 59 les pauls or whatever that they spent 10 grand on. If i was bc rich id fleece em as well tbf
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on January 20, 2023, 09:30:45 AM
Quote from: Neuromancer on January 19, 2023, 12:50:27 PM
Quotehttps://knucklebonz.com/product/death-collectible-set/

That kinda cack is gonna be the stupid little dog, horse, religious statue of the OAP in this, and future, generations.

I looked through the photos of them and I think they look class.
I wouldn't pay anywhere near the money for them but.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on January 20, 2023, 11:43:53 AM
A Warlock with a Kahler trem and without the really sad devil horn headstock is something I'm well into. Not at 4 grand, though. No fucking chance.

On the shit merch topic, now we can have new colours running down your face when we cry about how hard teen angst is as a middle aged man, thanks to Korn

https://www.hipdot.com/collections/korn/products/korn-follow-the-leader-palette
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 20, 2023, 03:33:19 PM
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125721940299
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Yung Led Zeppelin on January 20, 2023, 03:44:25 PM
I love how the description is basically an essay saying "yeah, it's in shit, actually"
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 20, 2023, 04:17:04 PM
Are BC Rich guitars not shite, though? A mate of mine had one for a while and thought it was the worst piece of shit he ever played, ended up giving it away.

I don't play myself so haven't got a clue.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on January 20, 2023, 05:27:01 PM
There's a lot of different series at varying price ranges but generally they are great guitar. New owners over the last few years and the quality has picked up again.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 20, 2023, 06:04:46 PM
5000 dollars for a BC Rich seems insane to me. Like how much were the US made Chuck signature models? As someone said though, nice little earner for them from people who care more about tv than guitar.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: blessed1 on January 20, 2023, 06:24:28 PM
Quote from: Carnage on January 20, 2023, 04:17:04 PMAre BC Rich guitars not shite, though? A mate of mine had one for a while and thought it was the worst piece of shit he ever played, ended up giving it away.

I don't play myself so haven't got a clue.

Yes I had one. Worst thing I've ever owned. I actually brought it outside and smashed it one day when I was locked drunk ha.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on January 20, 2023, 06:33:31 PM
I presume it was some cheap piece of shit though if you brought it outside and smashed it. I've a Mockingbird and it's fuckin savage.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: ldj on January 20, 2023, 06:40:08 PM
There was a good few years where they mostly seemed to be peddling cheap/entry level guitars, looking on thomann they must have had a bit of a change in operation recently.

Newer ones look pretty class but I wish they weren't so 'modern', pointy headstock, active pickups etc.

If they had a classic mockingbird with traditional Gibson-esque headstock and passive pickups I'd be all over it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: blessed1 on January 20, 2023, 07:30:38 PM
Quote from: open face surgery on January 20, 2023, 06:33:31 PMI presume it was some cheap piece of shit though if you brought it outside and smashed it. I've a Mockingbird and it's fuckin savage.

Granted it was a cheap one. Think it was around 300 or something like that.
It was a warlock too and I just remember it being horrible to play, parts falling off it and stuff.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 20, 2023, 07:32:58 PM
'Twas a Warlock yer man had too, he got it around 30 years ago. Wouldn't stay in tune, no matter what he did with it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on January 20, 2023, 08:16:22 PM
Ah sure, tuning is for pussies. If it goes a bit awry just turn the volume up. That's the real metal way.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: warhead on January 22, 2023, 01:28:13 PM
There are many different series/lines of B.C. Rich guitars, from cheap shit to expensive stuff, I'm a bit surprised people do not realize/understand it. If you have a 300E Warlock and a 6000E Warlock, it should be clear they are not the same, even if both are B.C. Rich Warlocks. Perhaps the company should have done the numbering system like ESP LTD did, so people would know if something is numbered as 10 - it is of lower quality, if it was numbered as 1000 - higher quality.
I could talk about B.C. Rich and guitars in general for ages, and it is a bit difficult to say as much as possible in as less words as possible to not end up writing an essay.
Someone raised a question on how much the Chuck Stealths used to go for....well, that was in the past,now is now. Those Stealths cost more to buy second hand right now than what they were selling for as new. And while we are on topic of Chuck Stealths, A USA made one is 7000 Dollars, so compare that to the the price of a USA Stranger Things Warlock that started the debate. The ST Warlock has a Kahler bridge that is fucking 600 Euros on Thomann by itself. So, what are we talking about actually?
The prices of custom USA made guitars are through the roof now, take a look at Jackson, etc for example, it is not just an issue of B.C. Rich being too dear. I could join the club in saying that is insane and I'd never pay that money for something like that, but it is what it is at this time and age.
On someone saying you could never have bought a quality guitar for cheaper than right now is also a thing of the past. Prices have crept up considerably in the last 2 years and the general quality have started going down the drain when all the companies moved most of their production from awesome Korean factories to Indonesia even before covid. Jackson or LTD level that were 800E as new some years ago are 400 more at the moment. And add the fact that Indonesian manufactured guitars are still not on the level Korean made ones were. You were able to take an Ibanez guitar of practically any price level and have good frets, very playable, decent guitar. That is a thing of the past too.
So, I'd say the golden age of quality/price ratio has passed.
To revert back to the ST Warlocks, no, guitar collectors will not be buying these to put them next to their 59 LP. They'll be busy cork sniffing and would rather be killed on sight than having such a pointy abomination in their collection  :)



Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 22, 2023, 01:30:48 PM
I knew BC Rich had high end ranges, just back when I was interested in them that meant around a grand and a half, not five or seven grand.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: warhead on January 22, 2023, 02:31:35 PM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 22, 2023, 01:30:48 PMI knew BC Rich had high end ranges, just back when I was interested in them that meant around a grand and a half, not five or seven grand.

Yeah....things change, and it is usually never for the better. And to point it out again, it is the same with all the manufacturers at the moment.
I will never buy a new USA custom B.C. Rich/Jackson or whatever.....hell, I'll probably never buy a used one either. A nice Japanese, or even Korean one is more than good enough(and even these are not as good of a deal as they used to be).
Probably the best guitar I've ever had was an USA made Ironbird from second half of 80's. I've bought it for 700E and sold it for the same amount a bit later when I needed money to get furniture for the apartment(some 6-7 years ago). That was the approximate going price for them at the time. If I've held on to it, the value would be at least 3000 now,probably even more.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on January 22, 2023, 08:15:36 PM
I bought a single cut warlock(new) for about 600 quid about 17 years ago..it is the best guitar I own..fixed bridge thick neck...baritone strings..invader pickup in the bridge..any recording I do is on that guitar..never goes out of tune..it is an animal
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on January 22, 2023, 08:20:17 PM
Quote from: londonleatherboy on January 22, 2023, 08:15:36 PMI bought a single cut warlock for about 600 quid about 17 years ago..it is the best guitar I own..fixed bridge thick neck...baritone strings..invader pickup in the bridge..any recording I do is on that guitar..never goes out of tune..it is an animal
Quote from: warhead on January 22, 2023, 01:28:13 PMThere are many different series/lines of B.C. Rich guitars, from cheap shit to expensive stuff, I'm a bit surprised people do not realize/understand it. If you have a 300E Warlock and a 6000E Warlock, it should be clear they are not the same, even if both are B.C. Rich Warlocks. Perhaps the company should have done the numbering system like ESP LTD did, so people would know if something is numbered as 10 - it is of lower quality, if it was numbered as 1000 - higher quality.
I could talk about B.C. Rich and guitars in general for ages, and it is a bit difficult to say as much as possible in as less words as possible to not end up writing an essay.
Someone raised a question on how much the Chuck Stealths used to go for....well, that was in the past,now is now. Those Stealths cost more to buy second hand right now than what they were selling for as new. And while we are on topic of Chuck Stealths, A USA made one is 7000 Dollars, so compare that to the the price of a USA Stranger Things Warlock that started the debate. The ST Warlock has a Kahler bridge that is fucking 600 Euros on Thomann by itself. So, what are we talking about actually?
The prices of custom USA made guitars are through the roof now, take a look at Jackson, etc for example, it is not just an issue of B.C. Rich being too dear. I could join the club in saying that is insane and I'd never pay that money for something like that, but it is what it is at this time and age.
On someone saying you could never have bought a quality guitar for cheaper than right now is also a thing of the past. Prices have crept up considerably in the last 2 years and the general quality have started going down the drain when all the companies moved most of their production from awesome Korean factories to Indonesia even before covid. Jackson or LTD level that were 800E as new some years ago are 400 more at the moment. And add the fact that Indonesian manufactured guitars are still not on the level Korean made ones were. You were able to take an Ibanez guitar of practically any price level and have good frets, very playable, decent guitar. That is a thing of the past too.
So, I'd say the golden age of quality/price ratio has passed.
To revert back to the ST Warlocks, no, guitar collectors will not be buying these to put them next to their 59 LP. They'll be busy cork sniffing and would rather be killed on sight than having such a pointy abomination in their collection  :)





Someone said earlier the guitar market has gone nuts and I said it hasn't.. correction..the 2nd hand guitar market has gone beyond fucking nuts..them chuck guitars..insane money..have ye even seen the tom delonge surf strats from the early 2000's?!!!..blimey... go on reverb for a laugh!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on January 22, 2023, 08:30:32 PM
Quote from: warhead on January 22, 2023, 01:28:13 PMThere are many different series/lines of B.C. Rich guitars, from cheap shit to expensive stuff, I'm a bit surprised people do not realize/understand it. If you have a 300E Warlock and a 6000E Warlock, it should be clear they are not the same, even if both are B.C. Rich Warlocks. Perhaps the company should have done the numbering system like ESP LTD did, so people would know if something is numbered as 10 - it is of lower quality, if it was numbered as 1000 - higher quality.
I could talk about B.C. Rich and guitars in general for ages, and it is a bit difficult to say as much as possible in as less words as possible to not end up writing an essay.
Someone raised a question on how much the Chuck Stealths used to go for....well, that was in the past,now is now. Those Stealths cost more to buy second hand right now than what they were selling for as new. And while we are on topic of Chuck Stealths, A USA made one is 7000 Dollars, so compare that to the the price of a USA Stranger Things Warlock that started the debate. The ST Warlock has a Kahler bridge that is fucking 600 Euros on Thomann by itself. So, what are we talking about actually?
The prices of custom USA made guitars are through the roof now, take a look at Jackson, etc for example, it is not just an issue of B.C. Rich being too dear. I could join the club in saying that is insane and I'd never pay that money for something like that, but it is what it is at this time and age.
On someone saying you could never have bought a quality guitar for cheaper than right now is also a thing of the past. Prices have crept up considerably in the last 2 years and the general quality have started going down the drain when all the companies moved most of their production from awesome Korean factories to Indonesia even before covid. Jackson or LTD level that were 800E as new some years ago are 400 more at the moment. And add the fact that Indonesian manufactured guitars are still not on the level Korean made ones were. You were able to take an Ibanez guitar of practically any price level and have good frets, very playable, decent guitar. That is a thing of the past too.
So, I'd say the golden age of quality/price ratio has passed.
To revert back to the ST Warlocks, no, guitar collectors will not be buying these to put them next to their 59 LP. They'll be busy cork sniffing and would rather be killed on sight than having such a pointy abomination in their collection  :)





Wasn't talking about guitar officionados hanging it up next to their 59 les Paul..meant the ballbag investment banker hanging it next to his 59 les Paul , Bruce Springsteen guitar and vinyl copy of Fleetwood mac
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: warhead on January 22, 2023, 09:48:26 PM
Quote from: londonleatherboy on January 22, 2023, 08:15:36 PMI bought a single cut warlock(new) for about 600 quid about 17 years ago..it is the best guitar I own..fixed bridge thick neck...baritone strings..invader pickup in the bridge..any recording I do is on that guitar..never goes out of tune..it is an animal

Yeah, 2000's B.C. Riches that were not the Bronze/Platinum series were amazing guitars....amazing!! They even had some neckthrough Made in China series, maybe Deluxe, can not remember correctly that were good enough quality for a pro use.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on January 22, 2023, 11:43:22 PM
I picked up one of the Korean Chuck Stealth models years ago in a trade. It's a decent guitar, definitely. Their brand image has suffered from selling so much budget shite, which is a shame, but I suppose it paid the bills.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on March 27, 2023, 04:41:43 PM
For a moment I thought I needed glasses when I was looking at this.
You would have to be a full blown cunt to buy these pants.
https://metallicablackbox.com/collections/new-to-the-shop/products/one-of-a-kind-sad-but-true-pants

The tour. "experience " packages is crazy as well.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on March 28, 2023, 08:54:43 PM
 :laugh:

Wow. At least these cunts make themselves easy enough to spot from a distance and avoid.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on March 29, 2023, 05:13:26 PM
https://youtu.be/Za4Fwr8TlDo

Jesus fkn wept...the 'Kirk Hammet Greeney'

Only 20grand if anyone wants to do a forum whip round

This bellend doesn't deserve to even hold gary moores guitar
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on April 05, 2023, 05:52:50 PM
Speaking of shit Metallica merch:

https://dixxon.co.uk/collections/metallica-kill-em-all-flannel/products/metallica-kill-em-all-flannel
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Snare on April 05, 2023, 07:13:20 PM
Ah feck sake, you can only order a maximum of 4 of those flannel shirts  >:(

For some reason they got yer man posing in the jacks with a can? Pity the fools!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Vom on May 31, 2023, 04:13:19 PM
https://www.redbubble.com/i/dress/Euronymous-Cut-Off-by-afv1995/44902419.TGIUM (https://www.redbubble.com/i/dress/Euronymous-Cut-Off-by-afv1995/44902419.TGIUM)

(https://i0.wp.com/toiletovhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Euronymous-dress.jpg?ssl=1)

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on May 31, 2023, 06:13:14 PM
If only they had a dress like that with Varg. Ah well.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on June 01, 2023, 09:12:39 AM
The shirt yoke is bad enough... but that dress...    :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on June 01, 2023, 02:55:02 PM
That dress isn't band merch. Redbubble is one of those sites that you can find any image on any shirt or dress or whatever else.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on July 16, 2023, 05:49:07 PM
Christ ...

https://www.molilulu.com/products/mens-rock-band-short-sleeve-casual-print-shirt-4

(https://www.molilulu.com/cdn/shop/files/jpg_3273a3e6-e3bc-41a3-be5a-917e3e419db0_650x.jpg?v=1689330029)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: OpenSores on July 16, 2023, 05:50:48 PM
Ah fuck off with that  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on July 16, 2023, 07:14:53 PM
Hideous altogether but no doubt it'll probably sell bundles at Wacken
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on July 16, 2023, 08:39:19 PM
That's a shirt for a wedding/funeral if ever I saw one.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on July 16, 2023, 08:58:13 PM
If work ever says I need to wear a shirt and tie  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on August 02, 2023, 01:14:20 PM
https://www.emp.ie/p/touchdown/558447.html


These limited edition box sets are f'king comedy these days
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on August 02, 2023, 06:01:32 PM
Ha, yeah, couldn't agree more, it's like they're competing to see who can throw in the most garbage, the cringe factor is off the charts when you click on one.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 18, 2023, 08:41:44 PM


https://store.slayer.net/products/slayer-meat-brander
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Shitstirrer on August 18, 2023, 10:18:17 PM
Smell awaits
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on August 18, 2023, 10:22:42 PM
https://store.slayer.net/collections/accessories/products/slayer-scratchy-logo-cut-latex

This is also embarrassing.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: G-Force on August 18, 2023, 11:26:29 PM
Quote from: Shitstirrer on August 18, 2023, 10:18:17 PMSmell awaits

Seasoning in the Abyss
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: KingHostile on August 19, 2023, 04:03:58 AM
Wow just noticed on megadeth.com that all the guitars megadeth use for their tour are for sale....select a date!

https://collectibles.megadeth.com/products/dave-mustaine-stage-played-guitar

No chance of the double headed king V from the 90's then?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on August 19, 2023, 12:15:07 PM
Bovine Intervention
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on August 19, 2023, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: Trev on August 19, 2023, 12:15:07 PMBovine Intervention

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Jward on August 19, 2023, 01:21:09 PM
Quote from: Trev on August 19, 2023, 12:15:07 PMBovine Intervention

Genius  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 19, 2023, 01:26:56 PM
Kerry Burgerking
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 19, 2023, 01:28:03 PM
Quote from: Trev on August 19, 2023, 12:15:07 PMBovine Intervention

 :laugh:  :abbath:  :laugh:  :abbath:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on August 19, 2023, 03:40:42 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on August 18, 2023, 08:41:44 PMhttps://store.slayer.net/products/slayer-meat-brander

How long before we get a video of some Slayer fan using it on themselves while screaming SLAAAYYEEERRRR?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: OpenSores on August 19, 2023, 04:58:19 PM
Quote from: Trev on August 19, 2023, 12:15:07 PMBovine Intervention

Quality  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on October 09, 2023, 10:05:13 AM
https://knucklebonz.com/product-category/slayer/

More overpriced shite for people to part with their hard earned cash. Poor Lombardo can't seem to get anyone to make a toy of him though  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 08, 2023, 09:18:55 PM
€250 Kraftwerk schoolbag, anyone?

https://www.klingklangkonsumprodukt.com/en/new/#cc-m-product-6592826413
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 09, 2024, 10:09:07 PM
MegaDave suitcase anyone?

https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-peace-sells-suitcase-large-black-larpsmegd01

Edit: Jesus, it gets worse...

https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-rust-in-peace-bar-stool-black-bsmegrust
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on January 10, 2024, 07:12:13 AM
Quote from: Carnage on January 09, 2024, 10:09:07 PMMegaDave suitcase anyone?

https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-peace-sells-suitcase-large-black-larpsmegd01

Edit: Jesus, it gets worse...

https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-rust-in-peace-bar-stool-black-bsmegrust

I don't know how well that suitcase would go down while trying to get through security, did they even think about that?

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: KingHostile on January 10, 2024, 08:29:10 AM
Have cool, will travel suitcase!!! wow just what I have always wanted!

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on January 10, 2024, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Carnage on January 09, 2024, 10:09:07 PMMegaDave suitcase anyone?

https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-peace-sells-suitcase-large-black-larpsmegd01

Edit: Jesus, it gets worse...

https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-rust-in-peace-bar-stool-black-bsmegrust

Not much of a shock. Most of what Dave has released for the last 30 years could be described as a stool of sorts
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on January 10, 2024, 08:59:18 AM
Is £200 for a suitcase a rip off?   Just asking as I have never bought a suitcase so no idea what they usually cost
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on January 10, 2024, 09:47:10 AM
Quote from: Anvil on January 10, 2024, 08:59:18 AMIs £200 for a suitcase a rip off?   Just asking as I have never bought a suitcase so no idea what they usually cost

I travel a lot and I picked up a high-end case after years of buying cheap cabin bags only for them to fail/break in transit on the first or second go so it became a total false economy. The wheels snap or come off, the zips don't hold, the handles are crap or the shell casing cracks because it's made of low-grade plastic.

The bag that I have now - a Samsonite Paradiver - lists at about €220 or something - I got it for less in a Kildare Village outlet sale - it's been around the globe with me a few times, no problems so far.

That bag that Musty is touting looks like it won't last pissing time. Belongs in the cheapo category.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on January 10, 2024, 09:48:43 AM
Barse stool.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on January 10, 2024, 09:50:21 AM
Peace Sells...but Who's Flying?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on January 10, 2024, 09:57:45 AM
Arses On Your Stool

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on January 10, 2024, 10:01:20 AM
Have Stool, Will Travel Case

À Stool Le Monde
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on January 10, 2024, 10:18:54 AM
Tornado of Holes.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 10, 2024, 10:43:52 AM
Peace Sells... But Who's Buying Duty Free?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on January 10, 2024, 01:47:36 PM
Into the luggage of hell.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mr Barlow on January 10, 2024, 03:59:48 PM
Suitcase Of Destruction
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on January 11, 2024, 12:11:14 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on January 10, 2024, 10:18:54 AMTornado of Holes.

They conned your ring
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 25, 2024, 06:45:24 PM
Alice In Chains are reissuing Jar Of Flies for its 30th anniversary. Alongside the vinyl, T-shirts etc. there's this beauty:

https://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/jar-of-flies-30th-anniversary-merch/products/jar-of-flies-custom-poker-set
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on January 25, 2024, 09:47:03 PM
What a complete cunt of a thing.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on January 25, 2024, 11:46:26 PM
At first glance, it's not the worst. Like not something I'd rush out to buy, but if somebody gave me this as a gift (I've probably said this numerous times in this thread already), I'd be happy with it.

That promo pic with the chubby hand with woeful nail extentions holding the cards is just gack though. What a shitty hand to promote a card set with!!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: astfgyl on January 26, 2024, 12:40:19 AM
Back and sleeve prints lads. Would make the toes curl up to the shins
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on January 26, 2024, 03:19:48 AM
Sleeveprints were ubiquitous with the nascent Death Metal scene of the early nineties and as such always have a place in my heart. Back prints are very hit and miss but what's not cool about twelve yellow Entombed logos down your arm?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on January 26, 2024, 04:38:43 AM
Nothing wrong with either.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on January 26, 2024, 09:22:48 AM
Quote from: Carnage on January 25, 2024, 06:45:24 PMAlice In Chains are reissuing Jar Of Flies for its 30th anniversary. Alongside the vinyl, T-shirts etc. there's this beauty:

https://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/jar-of-flies-30th-anniversary-merch/products/jar-of-flies-custom-poker-set
It's what Layne would have wanted.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on January 26, 2024, 09:47:09 AM
I preferred back in the day when bands released music  :(
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on January 26, 2024, 09:49:19 AM
I don't mind back prints unless it is text, then they can go fuck themselves. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on January 26, 2024, 09:57:58 AM
Edit...senior moment
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on January 26, 2024, 09:59:14 AM

Quote from: astfgyl on January 26, 2024, 12:40:19 AMBack and sleeve prints lads. Would make the toes curl up to the shins

Wrong, just wrong. Both are class.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on January 26, 2024, 09:59:54 AM
Double post
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 26, 2024, 10:49:40 AM
I would have been annoyed if there wasn't a back or sleeve print when I were but a lad, couldn't care less now. I have precisely one longsleeve now and can't remember if it has either.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on January 26, 2024, 11:11:13 AM
Long sleeves are now and forever mandatory.
The Vircolac one that cam out for the album was brilliant.
They should do another one.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 26, 2024, 01:01:40 PM
short sleeve with only front-print but a shit one < long sleeve with cool front-, back- and sleeve-print



Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: astfgyl on January 26, 2024, 01:39:42 PM
I should have said the ones with text on them. Pictures are fine
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Don Gately on January 26, 2024, 01:53:50 PM
What about the t shirts with funny stuff on them, like when I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass or if lost return to the pub.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: ochoill on January 26, 2024, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: astfgyl on January 26, 2024, 01:39:42 PMI should have said the ones with text on them. Pictures are fine
I have a lovely Sumac longsleeve that has the bones of a novel on one of the sleeves, I love it but it is also hilarious.  I'll get a picture later
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on January 26, 2024, 02:57:36 PM
The only acceptable back prints are tour dates with a few exceptions. I don't know how anyone over the age of 15 can walk around in a t-shirt with some stupid out of context lyric quote printed on the back of a shirt in block capitals the same with hoodies. You may as well just get a man bag too and be done with it. Pocket logo on zip hoods for me is the only way to go when it comes to hoodies.

I don't mind sleeve prints on hoods or long sleeves unless it was one of those stupid designs that has the same quote or band logo printed over and over.

So many 'underground' labels are notorious for printing up horrible merch especially NWN and Hells. Plenty of great front prints destroyed with horrible back prints. Mortuus holy poison is guilty of this as well. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: OpenSores on January 26, 2024, 03:24:36 PM
I still wear albeit around the house my Annihilation of the Wicked hoodie. Loved the design back in the day, not so much now. Pretty garish.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 26, 2024, 03:38:55 PM
Quote from: astfgyl on January 26, 2024, 01:39:42 PMI should have said the ones with text on them. Pictures are fine

Lock Up are hoors for this, I drink in an old man's pub and get quayre looks off some of the regulars depending on what T-shirt is on.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on January 26, 2024, 04:02:35 PM
My darling wife always asks me what age do I think I am when I venture out in a band t shirt. I show her by telling here she doesn't understand. Then I give the tree out the front a kick as well.

Consider yourself shown I say.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on January 26, 2024, 05:02:48 PM
Quote from: Circlepit on January 26, 2024, 04:02:35 PMMy darling wife always asks me what age do I think I am when I venture out in a band t shirt. I show her by telling here she doesn't understand. Then I give the tree out the front a kick as well.

I wear band tees all the time. Like every day. Have so many of the feckers it seems wrong not to.  :laugh:

To be fair, though. The ones I go for aren't usually too over the top.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on January 26, 2024, 06:24:08 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on January 26, 2024, 02:57:36 PMThe only acceptable back prints are tour dates with a few exceptions.
 

Wholeheartedly agree. Bands and labels clearly can't be trusted to not put spasticated shite on the back of shirts so they should just leave it alone if it's not a tour shirt!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on January 26, 2024, 06:36:33 PM
Anoint My Phallus
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on January 26, 2024, 07:14:16 PM
Ah now, there's no call for that
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mishima on January 26, 2024, 08:01:00 PM
Quote from: John Kimble on January 26, 2024, 06:36:33 PMAnoint My Phallus


Not only was it fucking dreadful, it was incorrectly spelled "Annoint"!

Edit:
(https://tshirtslayer.com/files-tshirt/styles/shirtview/public/user-5631/2123baa91df5b24e465b130abfd31687.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on February 01, 2024, 12:00:01 PM
Just received this work emailer from a place that must've ordered tools from.

Don't be Toe-n-derstruck.

(I should ask them if they want to use that)


(https://i.imgur.com/6ORGzyB.png)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on February 01, 2024, 12:07:42 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on February 01, 2024, 12:00:01 PMJust received this work emailer from a place that must've ordered tools from.

Don't be Toe-n-derstruck.

(I should ask them if they want to use that)


(https://i.imgur.com/6ORGzyB.png)

Shoe to Thrill.... and I'm ready to drill
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: StoutAndAle on February 01, 2024, 12:13:22 PM
Quote from: The Great Cull on February 01, 2024, 12:07:42 PMShoe to Thrill.... and I'm ready to drill

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on February 01, 2024, 12:35:20 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on February 01, 2024, 03:36:08 PM
 :laugh:  Very well done
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: 91/30 on February 07, 2024, 08:10:43 PM
This one isn't bad

https://www.ravagerecs.com/product-page/burzum-x-ye-t-shirt?fbclid=IwAR1Oi-DIer58c5ehBLCzp85P_K_FUtQkgXKnylRUfxN7UjsMiFY5yW8mxUo
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on February 08, 2024, 12:03:53 AM
Ha! I'd wear that, for the craic!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM
:-X

https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on February 17, 2024, 12:56:09 AM
That's not all that bad actually. I'd have snapped it up 20 years ago!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: 91/30 on February 17, 2024, 02:18:48 AM
Quote from: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM:-X

https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)

What the jaysus is "PU leather".  PU polyurethane?  So it's a plastic jacket?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on February 17, 2024, 08:40:22 AM
Quote from: 91/30 on February 17, 2024, 02:18:48 AM
Quote from: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM:-X

https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)

What the jaysus is "PU leather".  PU polyurethane?  So it's a plastic jacket?

I'm surprised they actually called it PU, these days it's nearly always called vegan leather, to try and make it sound environmentally friendly.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Jward on February 17, 2024, 09:10:56 AM
Quote from: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM:-X

https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)

Must be AI generated

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: astfgyl on February 17, 2024, 09:25:21 PM
Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on February 17, 2024, 08:40:22 AM
Quote from: 91/30 on February 17, 2024, 02:18:48 AM
Quote from: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM:-X

https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)

What the jaysus is "PU leather".  PU polyurethane?  So it's a plastic jacket?

I'm surprised they actually called it PU, these days it's nearly always called vegan leather, to try and make it sound environmentally friendly.

Lol at vegan leather
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on March 19, 2024, 03:47:36 PM
Deicide are releasing a stout called The Light Defeated after a track on their new album.
https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2024/03/14/deicide-teams-up-with-craft-beer-masters-3-floyds-the-light-defeated-stout-to-debut-at-decibel-magazine-metal-beer-fest/

It got me thinking about other beers they could bring out if this goes well:

Lambic of God's Creation
Serpents of the Light Beer
Behind the Light Beer Thou Shall Rise
In Helles I Burn
This Is Helles We're In
In Torment in Helles
To Helles with God
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on March 19, 2024, 05:55:29 PM
Deicider?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: KingHostile on March 22, 2024, 08:06:56 PM
Wonder when the Deicide'd to do that.....  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Write a good album you brand members!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on March 25, 2024, 10:11:19 PM
 :laugh:

(https://bravewords.com/medias-static/images/news/2024/newbonfig1324.jpeg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on March 25, 2024, 10:15:50 PM
His hips don't lie  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on March 26, 2024, 09:00:42 AM
Christ! That looks more like Eugene Levy than Bon Scott. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on March 26, 2024, 10:57:23 AM
I thought more Tim Allen, myself
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: son of the Morrigan on March 26, 2024, 11:28:41 AM
 :laugh:  :laugh: , class.
They should make a little one of Angus that ya can attach to his shoulders.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on June 25, 2024, 06:37:33 PM
Just seen Bathory Dye Sub shirts on Plastic Head. 

https://www.plastichead.com/bathory-nordland-dye-sub-t-shirt-dye-sub-multicoloured-zzzphd13539xxxxxl

Who would wear this?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on June 25, 2024, 07:57:28 PM
Wow. You'd nearly say they're Born For Burning.
Just had a look, the Blood Fire Death one isn't bad apart from the huge back print but the rest....No.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 25, 2024, 08:47:33 PM
Quote from: Anvil on June 25, 2024, 06:37:33 PMJust seen Bathory Dye Sub shirts on Plastic Head. 

https://www.plastichead.com/bathory-nordland-dye-sub-t-shirt-dye-sub-multicoloured-zzzphd13539xxxxxl

Who would wear this?

Hipster metalheads who call black metal Wizard Rap probably
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Iliketortles on June 25, 2024, 10:41:27 PM
Quote from: Count Magnus on March 19, 2024, 03:47:36 PMDeicide are releasing a stout called The Light Defeated after a track on their new album.
https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2024/03/14/deicide-teams-up-with-craft-beer-masters-3-floyds-the-light-defeated-stout-to-debut-at-decibel-magazine-metal-beer-fest/

It got me thinking about other beers they could bring out if this goes well:

Lambic of God's Creation
Serpents of the Light Beer
Behind the Light Beer Thou Shall Rise
In Helles I Burn
This Is Helles We're In
In Torment in Helles
To Helles with God


Once upon a Bass (do they still make Bass?)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 25, 2024, 11:44:28 PM
They do as far as I know, sure wasn't it Bertie's tipple of choice? A grand drop if memory serves.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on June 26, 2024, 07:28:58 AM
Bass was my pint of choice when I first started going to pubs before I discovered Guinness. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on July 15, 2024, 05:33:18 PM
Clown shoes by Doc Martens/Nine Inch Nails anyone?

https://www.facebook.com/share/xHpSJJZwgzfXNqXC/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Wretch on July 15, 2024, 10:27:16 PM
I know at least a couple of clowns who will buy them too.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on July 17, 2024, 09:19:32 PM
Hurry up and get the Trve Lycra Kvnt look!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9CaoTmizWT/?igsh=bGE4M3MxZWtqc3d1
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on July 17, 2024, 09:39:38 PM
Quote from: Born of Fire on July 17, 2024, 09:19:32 PMHurry up and get the Trve Lycra Kvnt look!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9CaoTmizWT/?igsh=bGE4M3MxZWtqc3d1

Would you wear them if you had to cycle a distance to burn a church down?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on July 18, 2024, 01:52:21 AM
That's the most ridic...ah here I give up
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Wretch on July 18, 2024, 08:14:17 AM
The absolute fucking state.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on July 18, 2024, 08:17:01 AM
Who would have thought that cyclists could look any more ridiculous in their spandex?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on July 26, 2024, 07:13:16 PM
Mick Wall was talking the piss out of this on the podcast

https://www.xerjoff.com/blends/9809-tony-iommi-monkey-special-parfum-50ml.html?srsltid=AfmBOoq2gN8E5m4FRSZTizy6HtPbNrVeQ54KklOLQc5wruXuWiGSce3M


Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 08, 2024, 09:01:59 PM
Buy $20, yours for just €355.95!

https://www.parthavacoin.com/products/eddie-iron-maiden-best-of-eddie-3-oz-silver-coin-20-cook-islands-2024
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on August 08, 2024, 10:10:29 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on August 08, 2024, 09:01:59 PMBuy $20, yours for just €355.95!

https://www.parthavacoin.com/products/eddie-iron-maiden-best-of-eddie-3-oz-silver-coin-20-cook-islands-2024


"I've had to shell out a fahkin ton of cash for me daughters wedding Rod,  that slag from the 'Stones barely bought a round of pints at the afters"

"Don't you worry Stevie, The Sheriff Of Huddersfield has got an idea!"
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 08, 2024, 10:13:46 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on August 08, 2024, 11:06:04 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/C-bMfK2snDA/?igsh=YW5tbng1N3hzbGs1


To be fair, these are pretty cool though!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Ancient Ones on August 09, 2024, 10:15:14 PM
Heading to Deicide in London Sunday with support from some crowd called Corpsing. Here's their 'COF did this decades ago' merch:
Screenshot_2024-08-09-22-10-42-98_a23b203fd3aafc6dcb84e438dda678b6.jpg
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 09, 2024, 10:21:31 PM
Ah jaysus, you'd be mortified. I can only assume they sound as bad as that looks.

Edit: They do.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 15, 2024, 09:53:17 PM
Not merch but stil shit..

https://blabbermouth.net/news/join-metallicas-james-hetfield-for-an-intimate-dinner-for-charity (https://blabbermouth.net/news/join-metallicas-james-hetfield-for-an-intimate-dinner-for-charity)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on August 15, 2024, 10:13:56 PM
QuoteAlso taking part in the dinner will be an Adaptive Sports Foundation athlete and an accompanying staff member, who will share their success story with James and your group.

According to the rules of the auction, the "winner is responsible for the cost of the meal for all present."

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on August 15, 2024, 10:19:46 PM
Am I missing something here? So in addition to 'winning' the auction (the current bid being $28k), the 'winner' also has to cover the cost of the meal?! Like Hetfield couldn't stretch to that?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 15, 2024, 10:36:53 PM
Quote from: John Kimble on August 15, 2024, 10:19:46 PMAm I missing something here? So in addition to 'winning' the auction (the current bid being $28k), the 'winner' also has to cover the cost of the meal?! Like Hetfield couldn't stretch to that?

Looks like it yes..
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on August 15, 2024, 10:46:01 PM
Win a chance to buy a meal for a millionaire, and suffer the pleasure of having to listen to members of a charity backslapping themselves, and you have to pay for their meals too  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Wretch on August 15, 2024, 11:31:39 PM
Quote from: The Heretic on August 15, 2024, 10:36:53 PM
Quote from: John Kimble on August 15, 2024, 10:19:46 PMAm I missing something here? So in addition to 'winning' the auction (the current bid being $28k), the 'winner' also has to cover the cost of the meal?! Like Hetfield couldn't stretch to that?

Looks like it yes..

Rock-A-Hula Het.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 16, 2024, 12:21:28 AM
Shit? Far from it. Merch? Not really. Shameless? Oh yeah:

https://reverb.com/item/83891847-1985-usa-jackson-kelly-2-preowned-by-marty-friedman-megadeth-s-rust-in-peace-dragons-kiss-cacophony-era-his-legendary-main-guitar?utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=83891847&utm_source=aw&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=TechRadar&sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=103504&awc=67144_1723742339_dba4ca105f9cb521e17f2241c1d0161a

To be fair, it's his former manager selling it but fucking hell.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on August 16, 2024, 12:43:56 AM
Amazing.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 16, 2024, 07:06:17 AM
Quote from: John Kimble on August 15, 2024, 10:19:46 PMAm I missing something here? So in addition to 'winning' the auction (the current bid being $28k), the 'winner' also has to cover the cost of the meal?! Like Hetfield couldn't stretch to that?

Diners Eve..
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on August 16, 2024, 08:26:41 AM
Ain't my bill
Paid to snack
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on August 16, 2024, 08:42:52 AM
For Whom the Bill Tolls
Eye of the Bill holder
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Jward on August 16, 2024, 08:47:12 AM
Onion
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 16, 2024, 10:52:43 AM
Eating Het
Fry The Whiting
Feeding Me
Taste My Hake
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on August 16, 2024, 10:58:09 AM
Trapped Under Rice
72 Seasonings
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on August 16, 2024, 11:28:28 AM
Grill 'Em All
Motorbread
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 16, 2024, 12:05:29 PM
Quote from: Jward on August 16, 2024, 08:47:12 AMOnion
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 16, 2024, 12:11:29 PM
Crêpe-ing Death
No Maincourse
Ain't My Dish
Cadbury's Heroes of the Day
Danone, Inc.
The Cod That Failed
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on August 16, 2024, 12:39:40 PM
Enter Sandeman Port Wine
Don't Bread on Me
Nothing Else Batters
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 16, 2024, 12:41:19 PM
Enter Sandwich..
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 16, 2024, 01:40:30 PM
Metal Delishia
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: vinterland on August 16, 2024, 01:55:54 PM
To live is to dine.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on August 16, 2024, 03:23:45 PM
Outlaw Corn
Jump In The Frier.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 16, 2024, 03:48:46 PM
Filet that Never Comes
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 16, 2024, 04:17:55 PM
Eye of the Bread-holder
And Juices for All
The Fried Ends of Sanity
Cream No More
Better Than Stew

Hit the Four Lights (wee one there for anyone familiar with Sligo).
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on August 16, 2024, 05:30:37 PM
Inamabelly
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 16, 2024, 05:55:08 PM
Gimme food, gimme pie, gimme all expenses wine...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on August 16, 2024, 05:56:01 PM
First Course In Brain Surgery
Pie,Pie,Pie My Darling.
Trapped Under Rice
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 16, 2024, 06:02:58 PM
Wherever I Mayo
Am I Cabbage?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 16, 2024, 06:05:57 PM
Quote from: Ducky on August 16, 2024, 04:17:55 PMHit the Four Lights (wee one there for anyone familiar with Sligo).

 :laugh:  :laugh:  and Donegal Town and Letterkenny..
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 16, 2024, 06:10:11 PM

Am I Savage for Bacon and Cabbage..
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 16, 2024, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: The Heretic on August 16, 2024, 06:05:57 PM
Quote from: Ducky on August 16, 2024, 04:17:55 PMHit the Four Lights (wee one there for anyone familiar with Sligo).

 :laugh:  :laugh:  and Donegal Town and Letterkenny..

Forgot it's that far north :laugh:

Seeing as you're familiar with the place... The Big Four :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on August 16, 2024, 09:18:29 PM
St. Hunger
So What('s on the menu)
Breadfan
Harvester of Sourdough
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on August 17, 2024, 08:14:55 PM
All I wanted was a statue, just one statue...

https://knucklebonz.com/products/suicidal-tendencies-mike-muir-knucklebonz-statue
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 17, 2024, 08:57:00 PM
Looks like he's shot-putting a microphone
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 27, 2024, 11:03:18 PM
Take a bow, 'tallica

https://www.bkstr.com/virginiatechstore/search/keyword/metallica?cm_mmc=VirginiaTech-_-FY25Metallica-_-VTNews-_-2130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dFFX5CPHXg
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 28, 2024, 12:14:00 AM
As bad as that is, the worst thing is the 2 tarts with their vocal fry bullshit.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: son of the Morrigan on August 28, 2024, 02:26:11 AM
To be fair to them, I found out recently there's a Metallica scholarship program where they give out a heap of money in grants to students in community collages in America, which is nice.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on August 28, 2024, 10:07:34 AM
The cynic in me says they are doing it for a tax break but I am a bitter old bastard...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Red on August 28, 2024, 10:19:24 AM
Quote from: Anvil on August 28, 2024, 10:07:34 AMThe cynic in me says they are doing it for a tax break but I am a bitter old bastard...
I'd say you're right to a degree. I mean most big bands would be doing things like this for tax reasons as its business. At the same time the Metallica lads seem sound enough too. Probably both
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on August 28, 2024, 10:23:05 AM
I'm sure they've got their pricey accountants sorting out the best way around it, but they are still doing it and giving away fortunes. Fair play to them
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 28, 2024, 10:46:51 AM
To quote Joe Elliot on the late Steve Clark and his struggles, "you buy a drink for everyone in the pub - you're the flash rock star, but if you don't buy a drink - you're a miserable git..."

you cant win either way....
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on August 28, 2024, 10:50:17 AM
Yup the world is full of cynical, bitter old bastards.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on August 28, 2024, 11:01:00 AM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on August 28, 2024, 11:24:14 AM
That Joe Elliott cunt... he bought us all pints and not a single packet of crisps! I nearly threw the pint back in his stupid rich cheapskate face. Nearly.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: son of the Morrigan on August 28, 2024, 02:27:19 PM
Quote from: Anvil on August 28, 2024, 10:07:34 AMThe cynic in me says they are doing it for a tax break but I am a bitter old bastard...

I'd be lying if I said I didn't immediately think the same thing (being a cynical auld cunt myself), but I'm trying to look at things from a bit more of a positive angle these days. God knows there's enough horrible shite going on without looking for the darkness around the odd chink of light there is.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on August 28, 2024, 02:30:21 PM
Enter Taxman
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on August 28, 2024, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: Anvil on August 28, 2024, 10:07:34 AMThe cynic in me says they are doing it for a tax break but I am a bitter old bastard...

Philanthropy is the best marketing 🤮(and write off).

Still not the worst thing to happen to Virginia Tech!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on August 28, 2024, 09:12:02 PM
Creeping Death (and Taxes)
Or maybe just... Creeping Debt

One (Million Dollars... Dr Evil style)

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on August 28, 2024, 11:04:21 PM
Please stop with the puns.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 28, 2024, 11:06:52 PM
[Sticks head around the door]

The Punforgiven?

[Exit]
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on August 28, 2024, 11:35:54 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on August 29, 2024, 08:43:50 PM
(https://pill-id.org/wp-content/uploads/13127_lg_20220613_121550.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: stearl on August 29, 2024, 09:15:30 PM
John Petrucci beard oil anyone?

(https://www.themodernman.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/99bbd889e49d49672eed731668ce7046/w/w/www.captainfawcett.com_nebula-2238.png)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: stearl on August 29, 2024, 09:17:15 PM
There's also a unisex scent if your wife doesn't have a beard   ;) 

(https://www.captainfawcett.com/cdn/shop/files/www.captainfawcett.com_Nebula_EDP-5948_0242e535-fe19-428a-98eb-d26a2e358729.jpg?v=1720788035)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 29, 2024, 09:19:52 PM
Even on her best days my wife doesn't smell like Petrucci
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 29, 2024, 09:37:50 PM
Quote from: stearl on August 29, 2024, 09:15:30 PMJohn Petrucci beard oil anyone?

(https://www.themodernman.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/99bbd889e49d49672eed731668ce7046/w/w/www.captainfawcett.com_nebula-2238.png)

Is the bit sticking out the top a plec or a butt-plug?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: stearl on August 29, 2024, 09:44:49 PM
Judging by the look on John's face  I'm guessing a butt-plug.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: stearl on August 29, 2024, 09:47:13 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on August 29, 2024, 09:19:52 PMEven on her best days my wife doesn't smell like Petrucci

Well for just £75 she can smell like Petrucci every day :o
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on September 07, 2024, 01:48:35 PM
Saw this in TK Max earlier. Not my size so any of you Clonmel heads can still nab it and be the coolest lad in town with this bad boy

27DD8542-A059-42BC-882E-E5D940A9A78C.jpeg
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on September 07, 2024, 04:47:53 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on September 07, 2024, 01:48:35 PMSaw this in TK Max earlier. Not my size so any of you Clonmel heads can still nab it and be the coolest lad in town with this bad boy

27DD8542-A059-42BC-882E-E5D940A9A78C.jpeg

Kerrang! That's the sound the shower door made that I dropped last week  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on September 07, 2024, 08:27:20 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on September 11, 2024, 08:57:28 AM
https://spindizzyrecords.com/products/iron-maiden-somewhere-in-time-reissue-with-tour-lenticular-lp-yellow-vinyl

Maiden are really scraping the barrell with these anniversary releases last few years and charging primo dinero. Blatant money grab
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on September 11, 2024, 09:27:02 AM
At least they have Nicko's medical bills as an excuse...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on September 11, 2024, 10:55:19 AM
Looks like they're squeezing it onto a single record, too. Should be a double for a 51 minute album.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: yknaa on September 11, 2024, 02:31:34 PM
Powerslave money grab looks great though! Cheaper too. https://www.ironmaiden.com/powerslave-40th-anniversary-zoetrope-vinyl/
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on September 11, 2024, 03:14:34 PM
Quote from: yknaa on September 11, 2024, 02:31:34 PMPowerslave money grab looks great though! Cheaper too.https://www.ironmaiden.com/powerslave-40th-anniversary-zoetrope-vinyl/

Yeah it's only 31 which is mad for zoetropes as they're usually €50
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on September 11, 2024, 05:23:18 PM
Quote from: Anvil on September 11, 2024, 09:27:02 AMAt least they have Nicko's medical bills as an excuse...

A stroke of marketing genius you could say
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on September 11, 2024, 06:09:59 PM
Quote from: Anvil on September 11, 2024, 09:27:02 AMAt least they have Nicko's medical bills as an excuse...

Smallwood looking at the quarter fo
Quote from: Anvil on September 11, 2024, 09:27:02 AMAt least they have Nicko's medical bills as an excuse...

Steve paying off the daughters wedding 😂
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on September 12, 2024, 12:32:17 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on September 11, 2024, 10:55:19 AMLooks like they're squeezing it onto a single record, too. Should be a double for a 51 minute album.

All the parlophone reissues have been terrible, I wish someone would license them and do something decent.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on September 12, 2024, 09:47:43 AM
The reissues for some of these bands are getting out of hand. They're usually of varying quality, and if you miss out on it, there'll inevitably be another super limited version a couple of years later
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on September 12, 2024, 11:55:13 AM
Quote from: stearl on August 29, 2024, 09:15:30 PMJohn Petrucci beard oil anyone?

(https://www.themodernman.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/99bbd889e49d49672eed731668ce7046/w/w/www.captainfawcett.com_nebula-2238.png)


"No thank you ma'am, I'm a musician"
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on September 19, 2024, 09:17:41 PM
https://blabbermouth.net/news/slayer-unveils-raining-blood-hot-sauce

Raining Blood!...
On your macerated fries!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on September 19, 2024, 09:29:55 PM
Seasonings in the Abyss.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on September 19, 2024, 11:17:10 PM
Bitter Peach
Chips of Eternity
Expendable Tooth
Born of Fries
Read Between the Pies
Spill the Grub
Guilty of Being White Bread
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on September 20, 2024, 09:44:18 AM
Grill Again
Lardening of the Arteries
Behind the Crooked Hot Cross Buns
Cleanse the Sole
Here Comes the Pancakes
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on September 20, 2024, 11:05:20 AM
Kerry Burger King
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on September 20, 2024, 02:46:13 PM
Ghosts of woaaahhhh me fucken mouth!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on September 25, 2024, 11:57:45 PM
https://earache.com/collections/deicide/products/deicide-scars-of-the-crucifix-spirit-board

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on September 26, 2024, 12:08:33 AM
I actually like the idea of a Ouija board as an extra, but that one looks terrible.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on September 26, 2024, 11:20:30 AM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on September 26, 2024, 12:08:33 AMI actually like the idea of a Ouija board as an extra, but that one looks terrible.

Plywood routed with a CNC....cheap as fuck...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on September 27, 2024, 09:31:18 PM
Interesting chat on merch history here

https://shows.acast.com/rockonteurs-with-gary-kemp-and-guy-pratt/episodes/s8e3-norman-perry
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: 91/30 on September 28, 2024, 08:59:35 AM
How many of ye bought the Slough Feg space dog plate?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on September 28, 2024, 10:03:34 AM
Never knew about that. But if had...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: stearl on September 28, 2024, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: 91/30 on September 28, 2024, 08:59:35 AMHow many of ye bought the Slough Feg space dog plate?

They now have a skateboard deck  ??? (https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsloughfeg.com%2Fpics%2Fskate.jpg&hash=8d8411d1cda52b14cd0848e83688d7fe11d5786e)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: astfgyl on September 28, 2024, 08:16:41 PM
https://www.revolvermag.com/music/tool-release-30th-anniversary-cd-version-of-undertow/

Doesn't get much shitter than this
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on September 28, 2024, 09:48:56 PM
"I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, and then you bought one".

Indeed, Mr. Keenan, indeed.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on September 28, 2024, 11:01:42 PM
They really plumb the depths of consumer stupidity when they put out physical formats these days. Anyone willing to fork out for their overpriced gimmicks needs their head examined.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on September 28, 2024, 11:16:15 PM
Like if they said "here, this is a fancy-ish reissue, 25 quid" I'd be all over it as it does look nice.

But sure enough that price is a piss take. At the same time I'd be confident that they're well aware their diehard fans have a borderline mental illness (just look at the Tool sub on Reddit) and would probably pay to lick their shits. So I kinda admire them for exploiting the shit out of these morons (doubly so that a lot of those diehards think they've some sort of intellectual superiority).
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on September 28, 2024, 11:37:15 PM
How much are they charging for a lick of their shite? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on September 29, 2024, 12:16:58 AM
The CD edition of the last album was around 90 quid for a deluxe package yoke, no bog standard CD at all. Shite. As was the album, but if I was a completist...

Even the Opiate anniversary thing was around €30 for one song. Off ta fuck.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: astfgyl on September 29, 2024, 01:13:42 AM
I got the last album for about 40 quid iirc and tbh I was robbed because only the first 4 tunes are any good. Stupid multimedia bullshit package and not even a great album to back it up. After 13 years. State of it
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on September 29, 2024, 01:25:32 PM
Vine fertiliser doesn't come cheap...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on September 29, 2024, 02:57:18 PM
They produce plenty of fertiliser themselves these days.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on September 29, 2024, 10:09:47 PM
Still have never heard 1 Tool song..badge if honour
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on October 30, 2024, 07:15:43 PM
This is actually pretty cool (not official, they do loads of different artists).

https://mtervodesign.com/products/judas-priest-albums-cassette-retro-collection-accent-mug?_pos=7&_sid=c93ab4073&_ss=r
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on October 30, 2024, 07:23:07 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71g0choKM3L.jpg)

Looks like Funko turned Vic into a South Park character.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on October 30, 2024, 07:49:07 PM
Quote from: Ducky on October 30, 2024, 07:15:43 PMThis is actually pretty cool (not official, they do loads of different artists).

https://mtervodesign.com/products/judas-priest-albums-cassette-retro-collection-accent-mug?_pos=7&_sid=c93ab4073&_ss=r

"Oh! Oh! 'A mug with Philip Glass'! Just a mug!?"
https://mtervodesign.com/products/philip-glass-albums-cassette-retro-collection-accent-mug?s=rec&w=p
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on October 30, 2024, 09:14:56 PM
Quote from: londonleatherboy on September 29, 2024, 10:09:47 PMStill have never heard 1 Tool song..badge if honour

Tool have some great songs.
Might be difficult to listen to them now for the first time, non-judgementally, given their 'hype' and their seemingly 'insufferable' fan-base that I've yet to encounter...

But some songs 10/10 for sure, they did something different and it was good.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on October 30, 2024, 09:23:09 PM
Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on October 30, 2024, 07:23:07 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71g0choKM3L.jpg)

Looks like Funko turned Vic into a South Park character.

Bad paint job on it from the Chinese Funko plant by the looks of it. The ones from the Vietnam factory tend to be better quality.

I don't mind some of the album art ones, but there's great margins for folks who get a Funko deal so that's why they sign up for them.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on October 31, 2024, 02:17:54 AM
What is the appeal of these ugly pieces of shit? Jesus.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on October 31, 2024, 02:52:47 AM
Quite, they're very silly looking.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Wretch on October 31, 2024, 11:47:56 AM
A former band mate of mine gave me a Lemmy one when I helped him out with a charity gig a few years ago. It's grand on the shelf but I don't get people who collect them really. My mates daughter apparently has shelves and shelves of them in her room, mostly horror or comics related I think.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on October 31, 2024, 01:26:57 PM
They nerf good character design 101 by giving all of them the same silhouette (which is impressive when you consider they're taking already iconic characters). Then they all get the same hideous-bug eyes.

I've a former friend (former because he's a pathological liar) who collected these like they were lifesblood. Like he's always had close to zero taste in anything, but these yokes are truly hideous.

And I can't take anyone over the age of 14 seriously if they collect them.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on October 31, 2024, 02:51:46 PM
Those mugs with the cassette prints are fucking awful...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pagan Saviour on November 15, 2024, 08:11:54 PM
https://blabbermouth.net/news/anthraxs-scott-ian-official-1987-era-action-figure-coming-in-may
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on November 15, 2024, 10:20:11 PM
Quote from: Pagan Saviour on November 15, 2024, 08:11:54 PMhttps://blabbermouth.net/news/anthraxs-scott-ian-official-1987-era-action-figure-coming-in-may

Couldn't even use it as a Voodoo Doll...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on November 15, 2024, 10:33:32 PM
If they ever do a Dan Spitz one I hope it's cross-eyed for accuracy
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on November 15, 2024, 10:43:12 PM
Joey's one could get a darker tan when exposed to sunlight.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 16, 2024, 01:00:01 AM
The last two comments win.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on November 19, 2024, 02:22:55 PM
Now you can have a body like... Yngwie

https://www.malmsteenmerchandise.com/products/yngwie-malmsteens-force-multivitamin-gummies
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on November 19, 2024, 02:43:51 PM
He's missed an entire market on erectile dysfunction meds. Imagine a marketing campaign behind "Yngwies Rising Force".... it couldn't fail!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on November 19, 2024, 04:57:16 PM
" in a tasty and rockstar approved form"
I had to order after reading that but.
I expect a perm of power after a month of taking them.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: yknaa on November 21, 2024, 10:53:57 AM
Pretty much all of the Anthrax mech for the upcoming tour. Also a snip at €49.99!. Feast your eyes here: https://anthrax.backstreetmerch.com/collections/apparel/products/drokk-it-tee?_kx=D5f0Rvz2kBohdR60VJek1dkEdfTsKR5s2PZmWR6ZKOI.RpxErd
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on November 21, 2024, 11:08:56 AM
Class, must grab a pentathrax mosh bandana
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM
50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 21, 2024, 11:33:32 AM
I thought it was bad when it hit €30, and that wasn't long ago. Off they can fuck.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on November 21, 2024, 11:36:42 AM
Quote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.

And there no guarantee even at that price that the fuckers wont shrink!!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:40:43 AM
You'd get a years worth of Yngwie vitamins for 50 quid  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on November 21, 2024, 12:28:43 PM
Quote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.

Ah it's not. On average I pay 20 - 25 before shipping for a shirt and feel ripped off when it's 25. I got an RIM logo shirt in the door yesterday for €23 shipped and bought a few shirts from RBC a few months ago all €19 shipped to the door. Maybe for the bigger rip off bands that might be the normal price. I even got 2 Pharmacist shirts shipped from Japan about a year ago for €24 each which was great.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 01:55:40 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on November 21, 2024, 12:28:43 PM
Quote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.

Ah it's not. On average I pay 20 - 25 before shipping for a shirt and feel ripped off when it's 25. I got an RIM logo shirt in the door yesterday for €23 shipped and bought a few shirts from RBC a few months ago all €19 shipped to the door. Maybe for the bigger rip off bands that might be the normal price. I even got 2 Pharmacist shirts shipped from Japan about a year ago for €24 each which was great.

Yeah there are some spots that are good value, and typically it's the smaller bands that don't overcharge. I was more getting at the large/medium bands that charge a pretty penny for anything either their name scrawled on.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on November 21, 2024, 03:48:25 PM
I paid €41.23 for a Blood Incantation t-shirt there from Impericon - shipping was €15.99 (plus some other 25c bullshit charge), t-shirt itself was €25.

I did pay €40 for a long sleeve Revocation t-shirt when they played here last year. I figured that for four bands from the the US to be playing here at a cost of €25 per punter, they're not exactly going to be affording their own Ed Force One any time this millennium, so I felt okay stumping up for the t-shirt.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 21, 2024, 04:00:25 PM
Bit late now but for future reference, you'd probably get the BI one from Evil Greed for less - though not much less, and they rarely have what you want in stock.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on November 21, 2024, 04:12:20 PM
Ta, yeah I was meant to use EG but was absolutely pissed as a fart when I ordered, so went with whichever site I had an auto login for  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 21, 2024, 04:53:42 PM
This is the way.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on November 21, 2024, 05:09:15 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on November 21, 2024, 12:28:43 PM
Quote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.

Ah it's not. On average I pay 20 - 25 before shipping for a shirt and feel ripped off when it's 25. I got an RIM logo shirt in the door yesterday for €23 shipped and bought a few shirts from RBC a few months ago all €19 shipped to the door. Maybe for the bigger rip off bands that might be the normal price. I even got 2 Pharmacist shirts shipped from Japan about a year ago for €24 each which was great.

If by RIM you mean Revoroum, you might kindly point me to where you got it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bogmetaller on November 21, 2024, 05:28:36 PM
https://www.slayer.net/products/cult-lyric-plaque

Holy mother of fuck the price for that - and it's not the original lyric either  ???
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 21, 2024, 05:33:02 PM
I think 'Cult' is a typo, judging by that price.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bogmetaller on November 21, 2024, 05:35:46 PM
Even if it was the original sheet of paper that Hanneman wrote the lyrics of Angel of Death on, you still shouldn't have the balls to charge that price...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on November 21, 2024, 08:51:29 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on November 21, 2024, 12:28:43 PM
Quote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.

Ah it's not. On average I pay 20 - 25 before shipping for a shirt and feel ripped off when it's 25. I got an RIM logo shirt in the door yesterday for €23 shipped and bought a few shirts from RBC a few months ago all €19 shipped to the door. Maybe for the bigger rip off bands that might be the normal price. I even got 2 Pharmacist shirts shipped from Japan about a year ago for €24 each which was great.

What's RBC ?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: londonleatherboy on November 22, 2024, 11:02:24 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on November 19, 2024, 02:22:55 PMNow you can have a body like... Yngwie

https://www.malmsteenmerchandise.com/products/yngwie-malmsteens-force-multivitamin-gummies

I Am A Vitamin
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on November 22, 2024, 12:44:07 PM
Quote from: Pentagrimes on November 21, 2024, 05:09:15 PMIf by RIM you mean Revoroum, you might kindly point me to where you got it.

Ajna.



Quote from: Circlepit on November 21, 2024, 08:51:29 PMWhat's RBC ?

Ross Bay Cult.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on November 22, 2024, 02:55:19 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: 91/30 on January 07, 2025, 12:04:04 PM
Construction hard hat

https://www.coolhardhats.com.au/product-page/slayer-msa-cap-new-design

God almighty but it's a hideous design
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on January 07, 2025, 12:20:57 PM
Quote from: 91/30 on January 07, 2025, 12:04:04 PMConstruction hard hat

https://www.coolhardhats.com.au/product-page/slayer-msa-cap-new-design

God almighty but it's a hideous design

I'd love  to see someone wearing that proudly, shouting Slayer as they drive a JCB.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on January 07, 2025, 03:11:51 PM
Mandatory through-the-site?
Seasons in EHS
(Don't) Spill the Blood
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on January 07, 2025, 03:43:41 PM
Hat Saves Us All
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 07, 2025, 05:58:48 PM
South Of High-Vis
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Don Gately on January 08, 2025, 09:56:04 AM
Dead skin flask
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 08, 2025, 10:46:21 AM
Jesus' Safe Pass
Manual Handling Suicide
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on January 08, 2025, 11:48:42 AM
Quote from: Carnage on January 08, 2025, 10:46:21 AMJesus' Safe Pass

Thanks for reminding me I have to do the safe pass course next Thursday I can't wait.



Here is a great one and this is 100% official.

https://holymountainprinting.com/products/xasthur-nocturnal-tie-dye-shirt-1?_pos=6&_sid=73ca2dcce&_ss=r
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on January 08, 2025, 12:38:36 PM
Jeff Handyman
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: 91/30 on January 10, 2025, 01:42:34 PM
Quote from: Carnage on January 08, 2025, 10:46:21 AMManual Handling Suicide

 :D  ::)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on January 10, 2025, 01:47:50 PM
Behind The Crooked Boss
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Jward on January 10, 2025, 06:00:40 PM
Tea-Break Awaits
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 23, 2025, 12:27:49 AM
I think my opinion on these would probably be different if the four bands they'd chosen weren't all personal favourites!
https://www.pulltheplugpatches.com/collections/flannel-shirts
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on January 23, 2025, 06:01:50 AM
Grunge-questionable presents!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: KingHostile on January 23, 2025, 08:05:58 AM
These Flannels started off with Metallica, a Cliff Burton esk Ride the lightning shirt now they are everywhere!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on January 23, 2025, 06:31:19 PM
Quote from: KingHostile on January 23, 2025, 08:05:58 AMThese Flannels started off with Metallica, a Cliff Burton esk Ride the lightning shirt now they are everywhere!

And 60% margin for all.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on February 06, 2025, 06:10:39 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/7xFpmqwR/Screenshot-20250207-071428.png)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on February 06, 2025, 07:55:02 PM
Cuntish. Disappointed that Tim liked it 😄
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on February 06, 2025, 08:08:54 PM
What fucking age is Nergal, 12?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: koper on February 07, 2025, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on February 06, 2025, 08:08:54 PMWhat fucking age is Nergal, 12?

Age is just a number when You are a complete cunt.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anton Arcane on February 18, 2025, 08:09:49 PM
€220 for a Metallica hoodie in Brown Thomas anyone?

https://www.brownthomas.com/men/clothing/sweats/metallica-ride-the-lightning-hoodie/182613827.html?channable=0051a2696400313832363133383237a3&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=WGS_March2024_MC_DPA_Broad&fbclid=IwY2xjawIhxrtleHRuA2FlbQEwAGFkaWQBqxPWRcODhwEdrDkCV_XoWFhWbHcrIiyP5_0zzfuaI1gUQq7U6zfRT9J1DlI2gM0DJ9Mh_aem_riUnQzWnnQP4rsYg7EQKsQ&utm_id=120208377707920295_v2_s01&utm_content=120208380519190295&utm_term=120208377893660295
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: TheRuts on February 18, 2025, 08:15:38 PM
Look at the state of Dead's (Mayhem) Metallica t-shirt.

(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/421894993_7144397535639419_1665850088910337523_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=9q8yc4eozUgQ7kNvgH6d0Ac&_nc_oc=AdhrYuig2wGo_9fY2LjyPPD_L3Lknra6D3x_z-knmcZfVEE2a8acUlCxEvhrS9eKs3k&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&_nc_gid=AO2IugFdkcKT45Dw-BjXSFL&oh=00_AYAnd_1QNLCUydCdw5HTdH3d9lz2C379Lc-x05WLXyfdjQ&oe=67BAA821)

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on February 18, 2025, 08:44:41 PM
I bought a gimpy Beherit resort years ago because it was a design worn in old Mystifier or Impurity band photos, hehe. I like the front but the back makes it hard to justify wearing. A pentagram with a mongoloid demon head on top...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Dark Stranger on February 18, 2025, 09:13:20 PM
Quote from: Mithrandir on February 06, 2025, 06:10:39 PM(https://i.ibb.co/7xFpmqwR/Screenshot-20250207-071428.png)

This is the cringiest thing I've seen in years, an edgy teen would be embarrassed posting that.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on February 18, 2025, 09:28:57 PM
Beyond embarrassing, I'd nearly cheer on the Christians after that
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on February 26, 2025, 06:09:16 PM
https://youtu.be/ycNdYjA209E?si=xLzDTVzTWF2QZSLP

Pro Ject with another pricey bit of gear for fleecing fans.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on February 26, 2025, 06:09:47 PM
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on February 26, 2025, 09:21:57 PM
I haven't listened to that track in a few years. What a banger!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on March 10, 2025, 06:28:32 PM
Less shit, more shameless - the prices for this stuff:

https://store.pinkfloyd.com/collections/live-at-pompeii

€70+ for a 'premium' T-shirt? Fuck off.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: KingHostile on March 10, 2025, 07:27:23 PM
Single sided as well by the looks of it!

Here we go, the bench mark moment!

R
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on March 11, 2025, 03:37:11 PM
www.shotgunblastwhiskey.com

Robb Flynn:always with the cringe.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on March 11, 2025, 03:51:57 PM
Quote from: Sworntothecans on March 11, 2025, 03:37:11 PMwww.shotgunblastwhiskey.com

Robb Flynn:always with the cringe.

I do hope he intends to rebrand the vintage series as "Old-ah"
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on March 11, 2025, 09:55:46 PM
Even by the impeccable standard of this thread, that is incredibly cringey 😂
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on March 11, 2025, 10:05:44 PM
Jesus that's appalling but also, if people are shallow enough to throw money at it ,good luck to them , well done.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on March 11, 2025, 10:49:23 PM
It's crying out for puns though.

A Thousand Ryes
Glug For Glug

Just looked at the link again there for the laugh... it looks like 2 cheap water pistols... its actually amazing for it's shitness
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on March 11, 2025, 11:18:36 PM
Locked
Burn My Ryes
The Bourbon Red

€174 it works out for the 2 'guns', 500 ml each. G'way.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on March 12, 2025, 12:55:03 AM
I think that in terms of sophistication it's actually quite a big leap for Flobb when compared with his socially aware lyrics.

Also, imagine how hectic A&E departments are going to get after all the bros smash the empties off their foreheads.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on March 12, 2025, 05:41:16 AM
I think The Bourbon Red has it  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on March 12, 2025, 06:48:34 AM
Real eyes realise real spas

The More Things Cringe
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on March 12, 2025, 08:25:54 AM
Bay of Swigs.
Take My Jars.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on March 12, 2025, 08:42:50 AM
What's premium about the premium compared to the standard shirts? They're unleaded or...?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on March 12, 2025, 08:45:46 AM
Think premium means the workers were actually paid to make it  ???
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on March 12, 2025, 08:47:30 AM
Robber Flynn
Burn my wallet
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on March 12, 2025, 08:51:00 AM
Quote from: Anvil on March 12, 2025, 08:45:46 AMThink premium means the workers were actually paid to make it  ???

Got a good job with more pay and they're okay?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on March 12, 2025, 08:59:12 AM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on March 12, 2025, 08:42:50 AMWhat's premium about the premium compared to the standard shirts? They're unleaded or...?

Fuck knows, bar a different brand. The standard ones are Gildan and come in at around €45.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Yung Led Zeppelin on April 13, 2025, 10:17:48 AM
Blood Incantation selling a pack of skins for 6 quid, lol

https://bloodincantationstore.eu/products/absolute-elsewhere-rolling-papers

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 13, 2025, 12:35:52 PM
Not even a pack with roaches!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on April 13, 2025, 01:50:58 PM
Quote from: Yung Led Zeppelin on April 13, 2025, 10:17:48 AMBlood Incantation selling a pack of skins for 6 quid, lol

https://bloodincantationstore.eu/products/absolute-elsewhere-rolling-papers



Some pretty awful backprints on some shirts there too, "cosmic music for cosmic people"  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on April 18, 2025, 03:47:54 PM
https://www.exhorder.com/product-page/pre-order-year-of-the-goat-ram-tee-shirt

Seriously Exhorder?!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on April 18, 2025, 03:49:24 PM
...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on April 18, 2025, 03:50:23 PM
Impressively cringeworthy.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on April 18, 2025, 04:26:34 PM
From men in their mid 50s like...
Who do they think their target market is for that shite  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 18, 2025, 04:28:48 PM
The current generation of Yanks in their 40s to 50s? In which case... nailed it  :P  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on April 18, 2025, 04:34:20 PM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 18, 2025, 04:28:48 PMThe current generation of Yanks in their 40s to 50s? In which case... nailed it  :P  :laugh:

True.
Also grim.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on April 18, 2025, 06:57:48 PM
Another decent shirt ruined by a moronic backprint but I gotta say ,I'm loving this thread, shows what a bastion of good taste Metal Warfare is!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: keeper of kalessin on April 22, 2025, 10:27:44 PM
Earache at it again... https://earache.com/collections/kit?ad_id=120218006522380726&campaign_id=120218006522400726&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0BMABhZGlkAasZo-3kEdYBHqNArbE9y1VagGCgaPAFLKaR5vybo39eeyqe0DLKvpFfL8IfFEVuJlAqgZ4B_aem_XVeoYPa6A7JpPnnKMqz2GQ&utm_campaign=120218006522400726&utm_content=120218006522380726&utm_id=120218006522400726&utm_medium=paid&utm_source=facebook&utm_term=120218006522350726
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on April 22, 2025, 10:31:42 PM
They're quite tastefully done but I mean, what are ya gonna do with all that shit. I'd imagine for those who haven't lived through those albums then these will be very attractive but the rest of us will shrug now but smile maybe when a clued in relative gifts you one at Christmas.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 22, 2025, 10:44:09 PM
I predict this format bombing worse than minidisc.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on April 22, 2025, 10:53:08 PM
It's imported from Korea I think, the K-pop kids go mad for a gimmick. It seems utterly pointless when you have to use an app on your phone to play it, why not just download it in the first place and avoid stocking up on landfill? (Yes, there's an argument that all physical formats are future rubbish anyway but this shite seems especially wasteful).
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on April 22, 2025, 11:01:34 PM
I didn't even look into that much, I thought it was a cd with a load of bells and whistles, now you're talking apps and whatnot I'm away to find my pipe and slippers
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 22, 2025, 11:08:34 PM
Have you not got the K-pipe app, man?? Game changer.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on April 22, 2025, 11:09:14 PM
I don't know how it actually works, I mean does it come with a code that you input to download/play it? Do you need to connect with the 'cartridge' via bluetooth in order to stream it? Just seems nonsensical.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on April 22, 2025, 11:13:29 PM
Jesus Christ I can't even connect with that last sentence  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on April 22, 2025, 11:53:00 PM
Presumably it means something to young people. I am a sucker for nice packaging, and a few little extras can be nice but generally I'm just happy with the basics and a nice tshirt. And did someone say a cup of tea? Well if you're having one yourself then I won't say no.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on April 23, 2025, 01:05:48 AM
QuoteHead of Label at Earache Tim Bailey explains what drove him to champion the format:

"It can be overwhelming with the world of digital music at your fingertips. The endless choice available means I rarely immerse myself in albums the way I used to. I flit between albums. I'm impatient. My attention span is broken. I rarely give new records my full attention.

Skill issue. Find the album you want, press play, don't touch your device again until its played through.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 23, 2025, 01:47:53 AM
Guess this handicap didn't come up in the interview.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: keeper of kalessin on April 23, 2025, 10:03:15 AM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 23, 2025, 01:47:53 AMGuess this handicap didn't come up in the interview.
yah i thought that was a strange thing to say for a head of label... cant focus on new music  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on April 23, 2025, 10:47:12 AM
But hey, buy this new release. The first song is deadly...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on April 24, 2025, 02:22:58 PM
Korn dog leads & collars, anyone?

https://freakonaleash.com/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJ3Gj9leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHujtZnDqa6v8BZJ33WR6TwOnKQ-Z1jEo6OAnSZMRpdXb7WulO1d9-E8OoRuS_aem_Wzvmo0tpkt2YR6oTrql-Iw
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on April 24, 2025, 06:43:51 PM
I'll pass, thanks. Again, more power to 'em if people want to buy this tat.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on April 25, 2025, 11:32:41 AM
But it's an official collaboration with Ashton Michael!!!!  :abbath:  :abbath:  :abbath:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on May 01, 2025, 07:45:47 PM
Just saw the new Nachtmystium hoodies with the front logo White Powder Not White Power. What a difference a D makes but I imagine it'd still have the woke police at some of those festivals looking twice and scratching their heads.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on May 03, 2025, 04:36:06 AM
Quote from: Thorn on May 01, 2025, 07:45:47 PMJust saw the new Nachtmystium hoodies with the front logo White Powder Not White Power. What a difference a D makes but I imagine it'd still have the woke police at some of those festivals looking twice and scratching their heads.

In fairness you'd run the risk of not getting the merch at all given Blake's history of fleecing folks for drug money than encountering the woke police.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on May 03, 2025, 08:55:06 AM
Yeah, a complete Muppet. I'm surprised he's selling those as he's supposed to be clean now...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on May 03, 2025, 11:44:21 AM
Pig Destroyer buttplugs. There's a phrase I never thought I'd use.

https://pigdestroyer.bandcamp.com/merch/plug-destroyer-butt-plugs-ass-volume-bundle
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on May 03, 2025, 12:07:22 PM
 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Shameless but anti-shit merch!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on May 03, 2025, 12:07:31 PM
The definition of Shit Merch.

Shit, beat me to it.

Lots of shits.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on May 03, 2025, 01:34:09 PM
But(t) they're sold out!  :abbath:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on May 03, 2025, 06:34:01 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on May 03, 2025, 08:55:06 AMYeah, a complete Muppet. I'm surprised he's selling those as he's supposed to be clean now...

It was a great piece of internet when they had the thread detailing all the folks he ripped off. Never trust a junkie!

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on May 07, 2025, 09:05:49 AM
https://boonesoverstock.com/blogs/news/morbid-angel-illud-divinum-insanus-the-remixes-4-lp-vinyl-box-set-2-cd-collectors-edition-w-card

QuoteDon't miss your chance to own the Illud Divinum Insanus: The Remixes 4-LP Vinyl Box Set (limited to 300 copies) and 2-CD Collector's Edition (limited to 500 copies).
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on May 07, 2025, 02:11:31 PM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on May 07, 2025, 09:05:49 AMhttps://boonesoverstock.com/blogs/news/morbid-angel-illud-divinum-insanus-the-remixes-4-lp-vinyl-box-set-2-cd-collectors-edition-w-card

QuoteDon't miss your chance to own the Illud Divinum Insanus: The Remixes 4-LP Vinyl Box Set (limited to 300 copies) and 2-CD Collector's Edition (limited to 500 copies).


Season Of Mist's accountants: we're getting that feckin advance back dammit!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on May 11, 2025, 01:28:49 PM
If you ever wanted Dave Jnr to give your mam a call 😂😂
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJgzSP6Iht_/?igsh=MXhmMGNzOWoxNGF0Yg==
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on May 11, 2025, 04:51:47 PM
Ah he'd say anything to get people to think he's not into kids
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on May 11, 2025, 04:54:01 PM
I don't think my auld one would appreciate a video call from him shooting his load at the phone
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on May 11, 2025, 11:11:59 PM
She'd prefer he sprayed someone else's?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on May 12, 2025, 08:01:55 AM
Splash out on someone special with a cameo from the king of splashing out!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on May 12, 2025, 09:28:20 AM
He'll whip out his exclusive one string bass to play for her
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on May 12, 2025, 11:46:41 AM
Sensors indicate you will ejaculate
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Born of Fire on May 30, 2025, 05:06:23 PM
https://www.metallica.com/store/live-laugh-load-pillow/LLLOADPILLOW.html#start=1&sz=24

Grab your jizz font cushion while stocks last
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on May 30, 2025, 09:39:19 PM
The back pack is 69.99 !!
It's a school bag.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on May 30, 2025, 09:58:34 PM
You'll be schooled in the value of money, son.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on June 03, 2025, 04:11:40 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/ynN2T9vm/Screenshot-20250603-145540.png)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 03, 2025, 04:17:20 AM
 :-[  who are Werewolves?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on June 03, 2025, 05:04:49 AM
No fucking clue, absolute spas though it would seem.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on June 03, 2025, 07:58:48 AM
Wereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly,  with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on June 03, 2025, 08:03:22 AM
What your drunk mate says during an argument outside the kabab shop is not always suitable for a t-shirt.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 03, 2025, 08:47:13 AM
Quote from: Circlepit on June 03, 2025, 07:58:48 AMWereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly,  with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.


Yeah one or two semi decent tracks but it's all a blur.Generic hard man boring as fuck death metal.

No wonder yer man from into the necrosphere wouldn't shut up about them.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on June 03, 2025, 11:19:28 AM
The real value of this thread is being able to completely rule out ever having to check out these new bands by the state of their merch.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on June 03, 2025, 01:21:58 PM
Quote from: Sworntothecans on June 03, 2025, 08:47:13 AM
Quote from: Circlepit on June 03, 2025, 07:58:48 AMWereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly,  with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.


Yeah one or two semi decent tracks but it's all a blur.Generic hard man boring as fuck death metal.

No wonder yer man from into the necrosphere wouldn't shut up about them.


He absolutely loves them, they sampled  him on a song and he is even wetter for them now.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 03, 2025, 01:52:00 PM
Is he the annoying South African guy who sounds like an FM104 morning show radio host?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 03, 2025, 03:22:18 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 03, 2025, 01:52:00 PMIs he the annoying South African guy who sounds like an FM104 morning show radio host?

That's the guy.

They sampled him? The fucking cringe of that 🤮
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on June 03, 2025, 07:19:28 PM
They sampled him?! Fucking hell. Yeah that fella loves raving about some of the most boring and generic shit I've ever heard. "The horseman of the podcasting apocalypse" 🙄 They're all insufferable.

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 03, 2025, 07:59:12 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on June 03, 2025, 08:27:32 PM
I don't mind him, but Mike Hill from Tombs is on.... that cunt is such a fucking idiot.
I love the Drugoth stuff and I discovered that on Into The Necrosphere.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 09, 2025, 02:23:32 PM
The backprint is pretty cringeworthy:

https://store.reversedrecords.com/products/dark-angel-too-fast-my-ass-t-shirt?variant=47000750817502
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on June 09, 2025, 05:12:28 PM
That's pure midlife crisis stuff .
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on June 09, 2025, 10:34:14 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/C5tfMFgZ/Screenshot-20250610-093139.png)

Speaking of the horsemen of the podcasting apocalypse, the worst of the lot just got worse.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on June 09, 2025, 11:19:50 PM
 :laugh:  :laugh: Fuck sake.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on June 09, 2025, 11:42:01 PM
He's some fuckin tool. I've tried to listen to his podcast. He spends the first few minutes trying to suck himself off. His diction bugs the shit out of me as well.
As for the music ..... NO.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 10, 2025, 06:25:52 AM
Spastic. I've never watched his podcast but I'm curious now in a way  :laugh: the fifth horseman...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 10, 2025, 01:53:53 PM
Another unfortunate backprint:

https://conanukmerch.bigcartel.com/product/face-down-in-riffs-l-s-shirt
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on June 10, 2025, 02:35:55 PM
They had Conan flip flops for sale at one point.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: stearl on June 19, 2025, 06:52:56 PM
This shit takes shamelessness to new levels. Only $648  :abbath:

(https://cdn.clothbase.com/uploads/e3eeec21-bdfa-4159-9164-a29087968a58/black-metal-logo-oversized-t-shirt.jpg)

https://clothbase.com/items/c0c0b55b_balenciaga-black-metal-logo-oversized-t-shirt_balenciaga
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on June 19, 2025, 07:02:33 PM
Of fucking course it's Balenciaga. I'm convinced that brand is some sort of great art piece/social experiment.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on June 19, 2025, 08:50:28 PM
I'm not sure what the fuck this is, some sort of key holder, but this would instantly turn off any young one you brought back to your place, and rightly so.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0977/8868/files/Burton_Wide.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on June 19, 2025, 09:27:05 PM
 :laugh: ah, the major rager, I remember those days..
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 19, 2025, 11:24:28 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on June 19, 2025, 08:50:28 PMI'm not sure what the fuck this is, some sort of key holder, but this would instantly turn off any young one you brought back to your place, and rightly so.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0977/8868/files/Burton_Wide.jpg)

That's a "fuck 'em, off to Temu" job right there!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 09:48:19 AM
Jesus this is hideous:

https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-3

Not to mention this:

https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-terminator
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on June 20, 2025, 09:56:01 AM
Quote from: Mithrandir on June 09, 2025, 10:34:14 PM(https://i.ibb.co/C5tfMFgZ/Screenshot-20250610-093139.png)

Speaking of the horsemen of the podcasting apocalypse, the worst of the lot just got worse.

EXTREMELY PODCAST

Completely unfamiliar with whatever this podcast is but now I have to give it a listen
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on June 20, 2025, 10:22:42 AM
Quote from: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 09:48:19 AMJesus this is hideous:

https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-3

Not to mention this:

https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-terminator

Those are so bad I think I got eye cancer just looking at them. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 10:58:32 AM
Thry gave my eye cancer AIDS.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on June 20, 2025, 11:02:44 AM
When did arse prints become a thing?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 11:11:23 AM
Fart Factory.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on June 20, 2025, 11:21:04 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on June 20, 2025, 11:02:44 AMWhen did arse prints become a thing?

Incoming collab between Fear Factory and the Juicy Couture Factory...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 11:56:45 AM
Quote from: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 09:48:19 AMJesus this is hideous:

https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-3

Not to mention this:

https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-terminator

Saw an og Blue Grape merch one of the maroon ones go for 150 quid on Vinted a few weeks ago.

Always was a shite design.

Surprised the many rights holders of the Terminator franchise haven't got in with the cease and desist against Dino.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 11:57:46 AM
Quote from: Pentagrimes on June 20, 2025, 09:56:01 AM
Quote from: Mithrandir on June 09, 2025, 10:34:14 PM(https://i.ibb.co/C5tfMFgZ/Screenshot-20250610-093139.png)

Speaking of the horsemen of the podcasting apocalypse, the worst of the lot just got worse.

EXTREMELY PODCAST

Completely unfamiliar with whatever this podcast is but now I have to give it a listen

Don't do it! Epic levels of cringe.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on June 20, 2025, 12:09:18 PM
Generally I only wear metal t-shirts around the house these days or at an actual gig, the only extreme thing about me these days is extreme back pain.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 20, 2025, 12:12:10 PM
Extreme Backprint for Extreme Backpain
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 12:27:49 PM
Quote from: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 11:56:45 AMSurprised the many rights holders of the Terminator franchise haven't got in with the cease and desist against Dino.

I wondered about that myself. There're samples from one of the movies on Demanufacture too.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on June 20, 2025, 12:32:32 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 20, 2025, 12:12:10 PMExtreme Backprint for Extreme Backpain

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :abbath:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 01:24:17 PM
Quote from: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 12:27:49 PM
Quote from: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 11:56:45 AMSurprised the many rights holders of the Terminator franchise haven't got in with the cease and desist against Dino.

I wondered about that myself. There're samples from one of the movies on Demanufacture too.

I think there's some sort of clearance/fair usage with regards to movie samples. The rights holders can pursue if they wish ,like Tarantino did with Fun Loving Criminals but that was their label putting his name all over the press releases so he had to put the foot down.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on June 20, 2025, 02:22:26 PM
Quote from: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 11:57:46 AM
Quote from: Pentagrimes on June 20, 2025, 09:56:01 AM
Quote from: Mithrandir on June 09, 2025, 10:34:14 PM(https://i.ibb.co/C5tfMFgZ/Screenshot-20250610-093139.png)

Speaking of the horsemen of the podcasting apocalypse, the worst of the lot just got worse.

EXTREMELY PODCAST

Completely unfamiliar with whatever this podcast is but now I have to give it a listen

Don't do it! Epic levels of cringe.

Oh I have to now so. Going straight in to the deep end and starring with the Tom G interview, so this should be a fucking riot. His voice sounds AI generated

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 03:36:25 PM
Tom Warrior is a guest. Fuck it. Gonna have to give it a go. I'm getting cans!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on June 20, 2025, 04:14:45 PM
Maybe I just lucked out but it's not too bad. Tom comes across surprisingly genial for once.

Yer man doesn't  seem too unearable. He does mention he's a personal trainer and interviews underground musicians and "entrpreneurs" when not interrupting things to big up his own
 band though so that tells me enough to know I needed investigate further 🤣
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on June 20, 2025, 10:38:42 PM
He has some guests that are interesting and because he is a touring musician they tend to be a bit more open as he is a peer.
Still though, his voice....
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 20, 2025, 11:32:09 PM
His voice didn't bother me at all when I listened to him but the incessant interjections (sorry, I've been leafing through the thesaurus this morning) to tell us about his own experiences and his own band- a bit of an Agitators Anonymous issue there- gets on my tits. Just fucking have the good grace to let your interviewee answer in their own time and in their own words. Please. Thank you.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on June 21, 2025, 12:38:36 PM
He brought Beyond Man and a few other bands over to England for mini tours so he is mates with Bjorn from OTOH and that which I am guessing is his connection for getting so many of the people on that he has because the podcast doesn't seem to get too many views.

His band played at cosmic void the year I was there but I wasn't bothered checking them. He kind of reminds me of that Mork guy another band that nobody really cares about but he has all the right connections so his band gets good slots at shows and he can get really good podcast guests that lots of others can't.

The Tom G I would guess he just hit him up himself and Tom agreed to do it as I have seen him on loads of podcasts and he genuinely comes across as a nice bloke even though over the years you would always hear the opposite about him.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 21, 2025, 12:52:48 PM
Think losing Ain & Giger within a few years of each other, Tom realized that there's no point in being a grumpy fucker.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on June 21, 2025, 01:57:12 PM
Anyone going to wear this shirt to the gig in October  :laugh:

https://www.emp.ie/p/cosmic-music/585213.html

(https://www.emp.ie/p/cosmic-music/585213.html)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on June 21, 2025, 11:36:12 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/92ia700z-NfhhrthCP-33YAsHfDCsmG2F_8tjvhCXBU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:750/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9BLTgwMjkt/MTU0NDIzNjIyNC0x/MDE2LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on June 21, 2025, 11:43:08 PM
Seems on brand for Jamiroquai? ("Emergency on Planet Earth" is one of the best albums of the 1990s... that bass playing).
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on June 21, 2025, 11:46:36 PM
She's just a cosmic person, from absolute elsewhere.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 22, 2025, 01:23:18 AM
Quote from: Ducky on June 21, 2025, 11:43:08 PMEmergency on Planet Earth" is one of the best albums of the 1990s... that bass playing.

It really isn't. Everyone in that photo, apart from that hobbit cunt looks mortified.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on June 22, 2025, 01:14:21 PM
Seconded. There's plenty of daft opinions getting bandied about on this forum, each to his own and all that, but you'd have to draw the line at describing anything Jamiroquai released as the "best of".
Christ, the utter state of them cunts in that photo.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on June 22, 2025, 07:56:46 PM
For the love of Manowar:someone sanitize the feckin hall!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on June 22, 2025, 10:20:36 PM
Quote from: John Kimble on June 22, 2025, 01:14:21 PMSeconded. There's plenty of daft opinions getting bandied about on this forum, each to his own and all that, but you'd have to draw the line at describing anything Jamiroquai released as the "best of".
Christ, the utter state of them cunts in that photo.

Why "draw the line" anywhere with subjective tastes? Sure, they look like cunts, but no more than some "dark soul" panda makeup-wearing black metal dipshit. And I'm sure if you rocked up to an acid jazz gig in your battle vest you'd be told that actually, yes, you do look like a stupid cunt too.

Stuart Zender also makes a mockery of most metal bassists, and Nick Van Gelder makes a lot of metal drummers sound like the donkeys they are too. And that's pretty much an objective truth to anyone who's ever entertained either of those instruments.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on June 22, 2025, 10:48:17 PM
Ah here lad, don't even bother with that subjective taste nonsense...sure everything is great so.
Even people with shit taste in music think Jamiroquai are shit.

Even if we were inclined to give you a pass on this (and I don't really care what you or anyone else listens to...we all have our guilty pleasures), don't come out with an absolute clanger like "Emergency on Planet Earth" is one of the best albums of the 1990s" and expect the rest of us to nod along and go yeah, he's right...sure, you should have seen the backing band for the Lighthouse Family back in the day, serious chops. Any other 90's recommendations for us? Savage Garden? 2 Unlimited before they got big? The Counting Crows/Merzbow split?

Or at least have the cop on to take a  good natured jibe in your stride, and not get tetchy about it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on June 22, 2025, 11:05:52 PM
What am I getting tetchy about, exactly? Or do you actually think battle jackets are cool and don't paint the wearer as a walking advertisement? Are grown men prancing about a forest wearing panda make-up peak trve kvlt in praise of the Dark Lord?

They all look like daft cunts. Jamiroquai, Immortal, generic thrash band #1,027. It's all a visual aesthetic to go with the music. Looking like a daft cunt is kinda the whole point.

Didn't expect anyone to agree with me about my "one of the best of the 90s" statement, but also didn't expect anyone to struggle so badly on how subjective taste works.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on June 22, 2025, 11:08:00 PM
Bottom line: it'd instantly be 20 times better with a decent singer  :)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 22, 2025, 11:14:17 PM
Quote from: John Kimble on June 22, 2025, 10:48:17 PMAh here lad, don't even bother with that subjective taste nonsense...sure everything is great so.
Even people with shit taste in music think Jamiroquai are shit.

Even if we were inclined to give you a pass on this (and I don't really care what you or anyone else listens to...we all have our guilty pleasures), don't come out with an absolute clanger like "Emergency on Planet Earth" is one of the best albums of the 1990s" and expect the rest of us to nod along and go yeah, he's right...sure, you should have seen the backing band for the Lighthouse Family back in the day, serious chops. Any other 90's recommendations for us? Savage Garden? 2 Unlimited before they got big? The Counting Crows/Merzbow split?

Or at least have the cop on to take a  good natured jibe in your stride, and not get tetchy about it.

 :laugh: 100%
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on June 22, 2025, 11:19:00 PM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on June 22, 2025, 11:08:00 PMBottom line: it'd instantly be 20 times better with a decent singer  :)

Like your man from The Lighthouse Family 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 23, 2025, 02:36:49 AM
The technicality of non metal musicians outstripping that of metal musicians is a total non-runner of an argument. Julesly Huxington Wanton IV might be the most technically adept jazz bassist, but I'll still be listening to Drawing Down the Moon and winning this argument  8)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Emphyrio on June 23, 2025, 08:23:22 AM
Ya, I'd have to say a good bassist does not a good band make. Jamiroquai were absolutely awful.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on June 23, 2025, 09:36:59 AM
They did have a good video though where the floor was moving about n stuff
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on June 23, 2025, 09:39:47 AM
Jonathan Glazer done that, so he did.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on June 23, 2025, 10:07:01 AM
I might have tried some Jamiroquai dance moves at a school disco to impress the ladies.  Jesus, teen me has a lot to answer for. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on June 23, 2025, 10:20:39 AM
Quote from: Anvil on June 23, 2025, 10:07:01 AMI might have tried some Jamiroquai dance moves at a school disco to impress the ladies.  Jesus, teen me has a lot to answer for. 

Is your name Napoleon?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on June 25, 2025, 10:23:36 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 20, 2025, 11:32:09 PMHis voice didn't bother me at all when I listened to him but the incessant interjections (sorry, I've been leafing through the thesaurus this morning) to tell us about his own experiences and his own band- a bit of an Agitators Anonymous issue there- gets on my tits. Just fucking have the good grace to let your interviewee answer in their own time and in their own words. Please. Thank you.

You'll no doubt want to tune into the next episode of AA so, yer man from Iblis is making an appearance!
That said, I did give the IM interview with Tom G a listen and it was surprisingly ok. That lad could do with dropping the five minute intros though, and the constant plugging.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on June 25, 2025, 10:26:05 PM
Quote from: John Kimble on June 25, 2025, 10:23:36 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 20, 2025, 11:32:09 PMHis voice didn't bother me at all when I listened to him but the incessant interjections (sorry, I've been leafing through the thesaurus this morning) to tell us about his own experiences and his own band- a bit of an Agitators Anonymous issue there- gets on my tits. Just fucking have the good grace to let your interviewee answer in their own time and in their own words. Please. Thank you.

You'll no doubt want to tune into the next episode of AA so, yer man from Iblis is making an appearance!
That said, I did give the IM interview with Tom G a listen and it was surprisingly ok. That lad could do with dropping the five minute intros though, and the constant plugging.

Yeah the endless self promotion is nauseating.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on June 25, 2025, 10:42:56 PM
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I quite like the logo on the front, but the back print again...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on June 25, 2025, 10:48:25 PM
The Dark Angel logo is a favourite of mine but yeah...Another woefully hapless back print.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on July 02, 2025, 06:56:55 AM
Now you, too, can look like a cuckolded 76 year old

https://joliebeauty.co.uk/

Ozzy Osbourne has teamed up with Birmingham, United Kingdom "alternative" make-up brand Jolie Beauty to produce a unique collection of cosmetic and makeup products.

The limited-edition, officially licensed collection, which will be revealed and available to purchase via the Jolie Beauty web site beginning July 9, fuses the company's "bold, artistic style with the theatrical, gothic flair that has defined Ozzy's legendary career."

"It's such an honor that Ozzy and his team chose to partner with us — especially as an independently run brand from his home city," said Jolie Cashmore, CEO of Jolie Beauty. "This collaboration is a testament to Ozzy's impact on the gothic and alternative communities, and a celebration of his legendary influence on music, fashion, and creativity."

"The bat is finally out the bag," Cashmore added in a video posted on social media. "I hardly believe it either, guys, and I've had a lot of time to process this. Tears have been shed when I got this news. I cried because this is an absolute honor for me. I am a lifelong BLACK SABBATH and Ozzy Osbourne fan, and of course he's from Birmingham. To be given this opportunity by the Osbourne team is just a dream come true. It's so amazing that they've chosen an independent, small Birmingham brand for this."
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on July 02, 2025, 05:26:13 PM
Mosh Proof setting spray. Friggin' hell. How about that Zetro?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on July 08, 2025, 01:01:17 PM
Metal's mainstream acceptance continues at pace, with the Royal Mint, no less, wanting in on the filthy lucre game. Expect to see these on the Antiques Roadshow eventually, with starting prices that would make even Sharon blush

http://www.royalmint.com/ironmaiden
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on July 10, 2025, 09:18:31 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/PscN7XzK/FB-IMG-1752135454850.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on July 10, 2025, 09:28:41 AM
what the fucking fuck?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on July 10, 2025, 09:51:13 AM
Yeah, have they jacked up the price? That piece of tape hides the truth!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on July 10, 2025, 09:58:17 AM
No you're actually getting a bargain, 50% off flash sale!

(https://i.ibb.co/20gGrBjX/517356918-1754260392134866-3523296968157546428-n-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on July 10, 2025, 10:02:45 AM
Is the cum also available in black or marble?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on July 10, 2025, 10:32:39 AM
Splatter only.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 10, 2025, 11:08:38 AM
 :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on July 10, 2025, 11:35:47 AM
Is this part of the latest Load reissue series?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on July 10, 2025, 04:29:14 PM
Pete Steele could have made good money selling off his spunk. I don't think there's much of a demand for Paul Ledney spunk though.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on July 10, 2025, 10:33:34 PM
Reminds me years ago, didn't one of the special box set editions of one of the Nargoroth albums, each one came with random stuff, dead birds..etc and I remember hearing at the time either MI or NWN that Kanwulf had wanked on some of the shirts in the box :laugh: May not be true but I've always chosen to believe it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on July 11, 2025, 12:15:48 PM
Quote from: Mithrandir on July 10, 2025, 10:33:34 PMI remember hearing at the time either MI or NWN that Kanwulf had wanked on one some of the shirts or at in the box :laugh: May not be true but I've always chosen to believe it.

He did it on all of the shirts.



In fairness to Paul that's a great marketing tactic to get people talking about the band and it suits his general aesthetic. Profanatica are one of the best bands to ever come out of the US and the recent MLP is one of the best things he has ever recorded. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on July 11, 2025, 12:30:00 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on July 11, 2025, 12:15:48 PMIn fairness to Paul that's a great marketing tactic to get people talking about the band and it suits his general aesthetic. Profanatica are one of the best bands to ever come out of the US and the recent MLP is one of the best things he has ever recorded. 

Great band. Disgusting Blasphemies Against God is a personal favourite.

I wasn't as keen on some of the releases after Thy Kingdom Cum, but Crux Simplex was a return to form and the new EP is very good alright.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on July 11, 2025, 12:40:01 PM
Quote from: Maggot Colony on July 11, 2025, 12:30:00 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on July 11, 2025, 12:15:48 PMIn fairness to Paul that's a great marketing tactic to get people talking about the band and it suits his general aesthetic. Profanatica are one of the best bands to ever come out of the US and the recent MLP is one of the best things he has ever recorded. 

Great band. Disgusting Blasphemies Against God is a personal favourite.

I wasn't as keen on some of the releases after Thy Kingdom Cum, but Crux Simplex was a return to form and the new EP is very good alright.


I agree Curling is probably my least favourite release but I thought Rotting Incarnation was great. The Pale Fuck EP is really good just a shame it's being sold for $30 for whatever retarded reason they have for doing that.

I saw them in 2017 they were great live. Would love to see them in Ireland someday but I doubt that will ever happen. Ledney has done a few interviews on that Hells channel. He's nothing like you would expect and comes across as quite funny. Havohej is also great.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on July 11, 2025, 12:54:01 PM
Yeah, he comes across as genuine in interviews and he's good craic. He's been a guest on the Necropolis podcast and his rantings are very entertaining. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: mickO))) on July 12, 2025, 01:28:13 PM
Paul posted this on the Facebook page this morning  :laugh:

"Those who are talking trash about our merch secretly want a face full of yogurt!
p.s. I hate when people are happy"
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on July 17, 2025, 05:12:36 PM
Worth it just for the blurb, spectacular shite altogether, but it's shockingly shit gear too.

GUNS N' ROSES is partnered with Bravado, the world's leading artist merchandise and lifestyle company, which brought together the band and Represent to create this collection.

Merging Represent's signature style with the band's iconic visual identity, the collection includes oversized graphic tees, an embellished hoodie, and a light vintage denim set. Each piece is imbued with GUNS N' ROSES motifs from the "Appetite For Destruction" cross to the bullet logo — delivering a modern homage to rock history through considered design.

The standout piece, a heavyweight tour hoodie, features intricate back embellishment and distressed detailing, capturing the spirit of GUNS N' ROSES' raw energy and stage presence.

George Heaton, founder and creative director of Represent, said in a statement: "Guns N' Roses x Represent is really the pinnacle of brand and band collaborations. It's been a very long journey to get to this monumental moment, where we've been able to really work into the band's design language with our luxury aesthetics and vintage washing and distressing to curate this collection.

"We're so deeply ingrained in rock music from a personal appreciation and a brand aesthetic, this marks our fifth rock collaboration, and each time we're able to adjust and refine to create such a unique feeling of vintage luxury."


Never complain about €40 t-shirts again  :laugh:  :laugh:

https://eu.representclo.com/collections/represent-x-guns-n-roses
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on July 18, 2025, 11:46:56 AM
Well this sucks...

https://earache.com/collections/new-in-stock-long-sleeves/products/morbid-angel-love-of-lava-long-sleeve-t-shirt-pre-order
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on July 18, 2025, 02:19:21 PM
Bloody hell :o
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on July 18, 2025, 02:39:39 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on July 17, 2025, 05:12:36 PMWorth it just for the blurb, spectacular shite altogether, but it's shockingly shit gear too.

GUNS N' ROSES is partnered with Bravado, the world's leading artist merchandise and lifestyle company, which brought together the band and Represent to create this collection.

Merging Represent's signature style with the band's iconic visual identity, the collection includes oversized graphic tees, an embellished hoodie, and a light vintage denim set. Each piece is imbued with GUNS N' ROSES motifs from the "Appetite For Destruction" cross to the bullet logo — delivering a modern homage to rock history through considered design.

The standout piece, a heavyweight tour hoodie, features intricate back embellishment and distressed detailing, capturing the spirit of GUNS N' ROSES' raw energy and stage presence.

George Heaton, founder and creative director of Represent, said in a statement: "Guns N' Roses x Represent is really the pinnacle of brand and band collaborations. It's been a very long journey to get to this monumental moment, where we've been able to really work into the band's design language with our luxury aesthetics and vintage washing and distressing to curate this collection.

"We're so deeply ingrained in rock music from a personal appreciation and a brand aesthetic, this marks our fifth rock collaboration, and each time we're able to adjust and refine to create such a unique feeling of vintage luxury."


Never complain about €40 t-shirts again  :laugh:  :laugh:

https://eu.representclo.com/collections/represent-x-guns-n-roses

Welcome to the jumper
Nightdress
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on July 18, 2025, 11:15:33 PM
Sweet Child Labour O' Mine
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 18, 2025, 11:18:44 PM
 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: OpenSores on July 18, 2025, 11:22:37 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on July 19, 2025, 01:23:32 AM
Very good!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on July 19, 2025, 04:06:07 AM
Quote from: John Kimble on July 18, 2025, 11:46:56 AMWell this sucks...

https://earache.com/collections/new-in-stock-long-sleeves/products/morbid-angel-love-of-lava-long-sleeve-t-shirt-pre-order

That's shocking  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on July 19, 2025, 07:38:02 AM
Could do a remix of it, and have "I Love Lava Lamp" instead.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on July 19, 2025, 08:33:39 AM
L is the next album letter if Trey gets his shit together. Title spoiler?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on July 19, 2025, 08:39:43 AM
L might yet stand for Lobbed a Bullet Through My Addled Brains.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on July 19, 2025, 08:46:03 AM
Lick My Crack Pump
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: open face surgery on July 19, 2025, 01:55:53 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on July 19, 2025, 08:33:39 AML is the next album letter if Trey gets his shit together. Title spoiler?

It was an extra cd of all the solos that came with Formulas. Have it at home.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Emphyrio on July 19, 2025, 06:04:16 PM
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Badge: 0,90 euros + postage
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Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on July 19, 2025, 06:14:52 PM
Just saw that. Oh dear...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on July 19, 2025, 07:10:55 PM
 :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 04, 2025, 11:37:05 PM
Oh no...

https://www.miyun.store/products/napalm-death-scum-unisex-hawaiian-shirt?st
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 05, 2025, 12:51:32 AM
Looking like a right grind bastard in that 8)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on August 05, 2025, 08:33:06 AM
You suffer but why?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on August 05, 2025, 08:41:22 AM
Quote from: Sworntothecans on August 05, 2025, 08:33:06 AMYou suffer but why?

Fashion, seemingly  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 05, 2025, 08:51:15 AM
You Surf
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on August 05, 2025, 04:10:06 PM
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on August 05, 2025, 08:41:22 AM
Quote from: Sworntothecans on August 05, 2025, 08:33:06 AMYou suffer but why?

Fashion, seemingly  :laugh:

And Digby's second house.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 07, 2025, 06:29:42 PM
What were we saying about all over prints being gone?

https://bloodincantation.store/products/hidden-history-of-the-human-race-all-over-print-t-shirt-dye
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on August 07, 2025, 07:19:17 PM
Quote from: Carnage on August 07, 2025, 06:29:42 PMWhat were we saying about all over prints being gone?

https://bloodincantation.store/products/hidden-history-of-the-human-race-all-over-print-t-shirt-dye

It's the damn aliens!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on August 07, 2025, 09:21:19 PM
Can't wait to totally ignore that one at the merch stand in October.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on August 08, 2025, 12:47:29 AM
Quote from: Thorn on August 07, 2025, 09:21:19 PMCan't wait to totally ignore that one at the merch stand in October.

I mean no disrespect at all to the band when I say that particular shirt is the one the young lads with curly mullets and moustaches who read about them on The Quietus will buying.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on August 12, 2025, 10:28:10 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/whn60k5w/530272397-2001995843948419-2985974931613650640-n.jpg) (https://ibb.co/7t3yYfsR)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on August 12, 2025, 10:33:04 PM
Wow. Just wow.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on August 12, 2025, 10:53:44 PM
I know bloody ridiculous, I don't know who from the estate is licensing this shit. Although I can't help but feel Chuck would love it.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on August 12, 2025, 11:06:58 PM
The bottom one must be aimed at the under tens. Fucking state of it  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on August 12, 2025, 11:12:44 PM
Open... wallet
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on August 13, 2025, 12:02:37 AM
Jesus.

I think his sister handles the business end of it these days.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mooncat on August 13, 2025, 12:12:29 AM
All the Death fans are middle-aged now. Trying to sucker them into buying these for their daughters  :laugh:

(Honestly, I don't know who these are actually aimed at...)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on August 13, 2025, 12:13:43 AM
Living monstrosity, wha.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mithrandir on August 13, 2025, 12:30:28 AM
It's for people that get their metal recommendations from The Needle Drop
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on August 13, 2025, 12:46:18 AM
What's The Needle Drop?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on August 13, 2025, 12:47:41 AM
teH inTerwEbz buSiEst mUsIC nERd
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on August 13, 2025, 01:43:18 AM
I'll be sure to check him out  ::)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on August 13, 2025, 06:18:20 AM
Thought for a second it was a crossover with those Labubu things.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pentagrimes on August 13, 2025, 09:19:53 AM
Quote from: Mooncat on August 13, 2025, 12:12:29 AMAll the Death fans are middle-aged now. Trying to sucker them into buying these for their daughters  :laugh:

(Honestly, I don't know who these are actually aimed at...)

Middle aged Death fan chiming in to confirm my daughter would probably rock that check shirt at least. Though she's more of a Mortician fan we've established  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on October 01, 2025, 08:03:24 AM
https://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/new-to-the-store/products/holiday-ornament-box-set

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on October 01, 2025, 08:53:32 AM
Tat in the box
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on October 01, 2025, 09:11:59 AM
We Buy Young
Wouldn't
Tat Gives Way To Blue
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on October 01, 2025, 10:47:17 AM
Quote from: The Great Cull on October 01, 2025, 08:03:24 AMhttps://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/new-to-the-store/products/holiday-ornament-box-set



You'd never buy one in a fit, but if someone bought one for you, you'd be happy to put it up on the tree  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Circlepit on October 01, 2025, 12:49:13 PM
€72, what a bargain!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on October 01, 2025, 04:04:17 PM
One thing's for sure, merch like this is "Dirt"
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on October 01, 2025, 04:44:05 PM
God Cack
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on October 01, 2025, 04:46:15 PM
Quote from: Circlepit on October 01, 2025, 12:49:13 PM€72, what a bargain!

To Temu lads!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on October 01, 2025, 07:20:09 PM
The picture where the rooster is riding the dog is unusual
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on October 01, 2025, 07:21:44 PM
We buy dung
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on October 01, 2025, 07:22:11 PM
 :laugh: That's the one
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on October 01, 2025, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: The Heretic on October 01, 2025, 07:21:44 PMWe buy dung

 :laugh:  10/10
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on October 01, 2025, 09:39:01 PM
Incredible shitey hoard here
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on October 14, 2025, 11:46:55 AM
Not strictly merch but utterly shameless

QuoteIRON MAIDEN drummer Nicko McBrain joined MAIDEN frontman Bruce Dickinson this past weekend at horror film convention Son Of Monsterpalooza at the Marriott Burbank Convention Center in Burbank, California.

McBrain attended on Saturday, October 11 and Sunday, October 12 only, while Dickinson attended on Saturday, October 11 only.

Photos with Nicko at Son Of Monsterpalooza were made available for purchase for $80.00 (plus a $3.50 service fee),while photos with both Bruce and Nicko were available for $185.00 (plus a $3.50 service fee) for October 11 only via photography company Celeb Photo Ops. No table selfies were allowed. When at Nicko's autograph table, autographs were sold.

Tickets to Son Of Monsterpalooza were required to participate and are sold separately, followed by the purchase of the photo package from Celeb Photo Ops.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on October 14, 2025, 12:18:42 PM
 :laugh: jesus fuck. Imagine paying for that.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mr Barlow on October 14, 2025, 05:30:06 PM
That seems pretty common for conventions. Mad money altogether.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on October 25, 2025, 10:35:58 PM
Say it out loud... three thousand dollars

https://www.thegunzclub.com/products/chad-gray-vip-backstage-pre-show-makeup-experience
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on October 25, 2025, 11:28:03 PM
Fuck prosthetics, he'd get a real bullet hole for my tree tousan dolla.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on October 25, 2025, 11:28:40 PM
.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Mower Liberation Front on October 28, 2025, 07:43:18 PM
Not shit, but a shameless price. Was in a second hand, sorry, vintage, store in Manhattan. A slightly faded Obituary World Demise shirt...

Three hundred and fifty dollars.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: John Kimble on October 28, 2025, 08:08:55 PM
Pre-loved you mean...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Giggles on October 28, 2025, 08:10:01 PM
Fucking hell! Lochness Monster riding the inflation wave too.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on October 28, 2025, 09:49:06 PM
Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on October 28, 2025, 07:43:18 PMNot shit, but a shameless price. Was in a second hand, sorry, vintage, store in Manhattan. A slightly faded Obituary World Demise shirt...

Three hundred and fifty dollars.
I

I'm gonna price up that ratty old Tiamat shirt I got from you back in the day man, fuckin' World Demise indeed.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on October 28, 2025, 10:01:38 PM
Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on October 28, 2025, 07:43:18 PMNot shit, but a shameless price. Was in a second hand, sorry, vintage, store in Manhattan. A slightly faded Obituary World Demise shirt...

Three hundred and fifty dollars.

90s Blue Grape merch is crazy money. All straight edge hardcore lads buying the feckin' things too.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Trev on November 02, 2025, 03:36:07 PM
https://www.ebay.de/itm/257188139809

Steffen from Obscura looking for €15k for one of his used guitars, fucker won't even throw in free shipping  :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on November 03, 2025, 10:27:26 AM
Quote from: Trev on November 02, 2025, 03:36:07 PMhttps://www.ebay.de/itm/257188139809

Steffen from Obscura looking for €15k for one of his used guitars, fucker won't even throw in free shipping  :laugh:


Jaysus, that's as manky lookin' as those Kerry King Dean yokes😂
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on November 03, 2025, 11:12:44 PM
Whoever designed the had on that guitar should be politely asked to go back to the drawing board. Or fed to sharks.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Thorn on November 04, 2025, 03:37:07 AM
It actually looks like a shark head.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Red on November 04, 2025, 09:14:13 AM
Quote from: Sworntothecans on November 03, 2025, 10:27:26 AM
Quote from: Trev on November 02, 2025, 03:36:07 PMhttps://www.ebay.de/itm/257188139809

Steffen from Obscura looking for €15k for one of his used guitars, fucker won't even throw in free shipping  :laugh:


Jaysus, that's as manky lookin' as those Kerry King Dean yokes😂
imagine the weird ass case you'd need too
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on November 07, 2025, 07:25:51 PM
Sweet jesus, look at the price of this. No new music, all tat, and a fairly mediocre album to start off with.

https://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/all-merchandise/products/self-titled-30th-anniversary-box-set
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on November 07, 2025, 07:33:48 PM
The posters ARE double sided though. That's, like, double the posters.  :laugh:

Retarded money for a band in decline at that point. Packaging it in some fancy boxset won't make it any more listenable.

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on November 07, 2025, 09:20:17 PM
They did something similar for the previous albums I think, pure ripoff merchants at this stage.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on November 19, 2025, 04:41:16 PM
Ok, Voivod platform game I can actually dig  :laugh:  :abbath:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Ey26szgM4
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on November 26, 2025, 06:26:39 AM
Fuck me tight..

https://blabbermouth.net/news/lugz-x-ozzy-osbourne-limited-edition-footwear-collection-to-drop-this-week (https://blabbermouth.net/news/lugz-x-ozzy-osbourne-limited-edition-footwear-collection-to-drop-this-week)

Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on November 26, 2025, 10:17:30 AM
No shits given for walking in Ozzy's grave. 
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on November 26, 2025, 10:46:27 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on November 19, 2025, 04:41:16 PMOk, Voivod platform game I can actually dig  :laugh:  :abbath:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Ey26szgM4

Trying to convince the young fella to get it on his PC. So I can play it😂
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pagan Saviour on December 03, 2025, 02:17:29 PM
"Pantera" by Ross Halfin can be pre-ordered from rufuspublications.com on Thursday, December 4 at 3 p.m. U.K. time. It sells for £250 plus worldwide delivery. The book is expected to ship in spring 2026.


 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on December 03, 2025, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: Pagan Saviour on December 03, 2025, 02:17:29 PM"Pantera" by Ross Halfin can be pre-ordered from rufuspublications.com on Thursday, December 4 at 3 p.m. U.K. time. It sells for £250 plus worldwide delivery. The book is expected to ship in spring 2026.


 :laugh:

Well he owed Jeremy from Broken Hope a few quid 😂

https://metalinjection.net/news/jeremy-wagner-wins-case-against-rock-photographer-ross-halfin-over-four-fraudulent-photos
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Pagan Saviour on December 04, 2025, 07:14:18 AM
60K - Expensive Pics!


Wagner is some dose though. I remember Auld Glen fucked Broken Hope off a Deicide tour - people were quick to say cranky old Glen but when all was revealed turns out Wagner was achieving comical levels of rock star behaviour.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on December 05, 2025, 03:28:25 PM
When a headline just drains any hope you have for humanity. I didn't even read the article, fuck it. Official, just in time for Christmas, too. Praise jesus.

Official SLEEP TOKEN Coloring Book Now Available
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Jward on December 05, 2025, 04:09:37 PM
I bought a 'Home of Metal' tea towel at a festival in Birmingham a few years back

Mad what you can buy, & even madder what you do buy  :laugh:

Black Sabbath > Led Zep > Napalm Death > Priest > Godflesh

I forget what else is on it
It's in the wash

Fine job for mopping up a greasy worktop  :abbath:


Christbake Rising
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Necro Red on December 08, 2025, 10:17:01 AM
Quote from: Jward on December 05, 2025, 04:09:37 PMI bought a 'Home of Metal' tea towel at a festival in Birmingham a few years back

Mad what you can buy, & even madder what you do buy  :laugh:

Black Sabbath > Led Zep > Napalm Death > Priest > Godflesh

I forget what else is on it
It's in the wash

Fine job for mopping up a greasy worktop  :abbath:


Christbake Rising

thats KISS level merchandise right there ha ha
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on December 08, 2025, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on December 05, 2025, 03:28:25 PMWhen a headline just drains any hope you have for humanity. I didn't even read the article, fuck it. Official, just in time for Christmas, too. Praise jesus.

Official SLEEP TOKEN Coloring Book Now Available

There are also official Kiss, Iron Maiden, and Motorhead colouring books available... I am sure there are more.   Supposedly adult colouring in is a big thing now.  Who knew?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on December 08, 2025, 08:16:01 PM
I recall being in Barcadia in Cork one time by myself, waiting for grub. They handed me a scene from Die Hard and some colouring pencils to keep myself amused while I waited for food  :laugh:

Saw a three pack of Slayer socks in TK Maxx the other week... Phoar Ensemble?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on December 08, 2025, 09:10:19 PM
Smell Awaits?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on December 08, 2025, 09:11:14 PM
Sox. Murder. Art.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: stearl on December 08, 2025, 09:11:46 PM
Quote from: Ducky on December 08, 2025, 08:16:01 PMSaw a three pack of Slayer socks in TK Maxx the other week... Phoar Ensemble?

Mannequins of Society
Born of Fibre
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: stearl on December 08, 2025, 09:12:16 PM
Quote from: Carnage on December 08, 2025, 09:11:14 PMSox. Murder. Art.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Ducky on December 08, 2025, 09:30:13 PM
 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Alter of Socks-Are-Nice.
Behind the Crooked Hugo Boss.
Fleece by Fleece.
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on December 08, 2025, 09:39:26 PM
Quote from: Necro Red on December 08, 2025, 10:17:01 AM
Quote from: Jward on December 05, 2025, 04:09:37 PMI bought a 'Home of Metal' tea towel at a festival in Birmingham a few years back

Mad what you can buy, & even madder what you do buy  :laugh:

Black Sabbath > Led Zep > Napalm Death > Priest > Godflesh

I forget what else is on it
It's in the wash

Fine job for mopping up a greasy worktop  :abbath:


Christbake Rising

thats KISS level merchandise right there ha ha

I think the Home Of Metal merch proceeds go to a charity.
Quote from: Anvil on December 08, 2025, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on December 05, 2025, 03:28:25 PMWhen a headline just drains any hope you have for humanity. I didn't even read the article, fuck it. Official, just in time for Christmas, too. Praise jesus.

Official SLEEP TOKEN Coloring Book Now Available

There are also official Kiss, Iron Maiden, and Motorhead colouring books available... I am sure there are more.   Supposedly adult colouring in is a big thing now.  Who knew?

Yeah it's been a thing for years.

And 60% margin at least to the license holders😂
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 18, 2026, 11:43:29 PM
Not sure how official it is but...

https://doncrate.com/products/ron-maiden-50th-anniversary-commemorative-pen
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Sworntothecans on January 18, 2026, 11:46:31 PM
Quote from: Carnage on January 18, 2026, 11:43:29 PMNot sure how official it is but...

https://doncrate.com/products/ron-maiden-50th-anniversary-commemorative-pen

It's official, think I saw it pop up on their insta a while ago. Harris must be saving up for a bigger drum kit for the new guy!
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Barnacle Billy on January 21, 2026, 10:37:36 PM
Quote from: Carnage on January 18, 2026, 11:43:29 PMNot sure how official it is but...

https://doncrate.com/products/ron-maiden-50th-anniversary-commemorative-pen
Looks like it's sold out. Lol lol
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on January 29, 2026, 05:21:22 PM
The Docs That Failed

(https://bravewords.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/metallica126-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on January 29, 2026, 07:36:55 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on January 29, 2026, 05:21:22 PMThe Docs That Failed

(https://bravewords.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/metallica126-3.jpg)

Are the ones on the fair right for the Black album?
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on January 29, 2026, 09:39:11 PM
The Call Of Boot-ulu
Sad Boot True
8 Hole-ear Than Thou
Eye Of The Boot-holder
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Heretic on January 30, 2026, 12:37:59 AM
No life til leather boots
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: jobrok1 on January 30, 2026, 01:08:40 AM
Leather Messiah
Martins Militia
Boottery
The Boot That Should Not Be
Wherever Boots May Roam
Boot Tread On Me
Ain't My Boot


Christ! Somebody give me a boot to the head!  :-X
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Eoin McLove on January 30, 2026, 02:07:21 AM
The Tongue That Should Not Be
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: The Great Cull on January 30, 2026, 07:37:52 AM
The Memory Foam Insoles Remain
Steel Toes To Self Construct
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Bürggermeister on January 30, 2026, 07:50:21 AM
Soley Air Than Thou
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Anvil on January 30, 2026, 10:04:16 AM
Wonder how MegaDave feels about these, I am sure he will tell us...
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 30, 2026, 10:10:14 AM
"That was my idea too!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKYYiYcr21Q
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Maggot Colony on January 30, 2026, 10:36:23 AM
Shoe The Never
Sad but Shoe
Title: Re: Shameless & Shit Merch
Post by: Carnage on January 30, 2026, 10:58:50 AM
Solier Than Thou