As ever more desperate attempts to get cash emerge, it's worth taking time to look at the worst ones and acknowledge how far so many have fallen. Step up, Metallica with the spectacularly badly named "Enter Night". I'm going to assume the death of MI meant they didn't see thread with the beer puns with several far better options.
Here's what they say:
Quote"Stone Brewing is the perfect partner for us with endless commonalities in our ideals, outlooks, and paths forward. Our views of the worlds that we each inhabit, of creativity and process, and of sense of place in relation to our peers and "The Man" are almost identical. This collaboration is beyond effortless and pure, and we can't wait to share this incredible beverage with everyone out there. In conjunction with the leadership of Stone, we have participated throughout every step alongside their talented brewing team. From our HQ outside of San Francisco to Stone's brewery and HQ in San Diego to many beers backstage at shows, the spirit of collaboration was powerful.
I hope the beer isn't as nauseating.
(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbravewords.com%2Fmedias-static%2Fimages%2Fnews%2F2019%2Fmetbeer2jan19.jpg&hash=7aae1454cfa54295520490f9a499bfaf77473dde)
Classy.
I'm surprised it took them this long tbh, loads of metal bands have beers now, Maiden, Mastodon, Motorhead, Megadeth (Mustaine's probably delighted he got there before Metallica for once) etc.
Looks like a can of the latest redbull type energy drink. the set of it.
Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ? :laugh:
Don't know about vibrators but there definitely used to be Manowar condoms, The Warriors Shield :laugh:
Thought Hetfield was comlpletely dry? These lads would sell their fuking souls for a few dollars these days.
Slayer used to (may still do idk) sell grinders and rolling papers for all the smelly dudes in ratty cannibal corpse shirts who hang out at skate parks the world over to enjoy
Quote from: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 08:10:54 AM
Looks like a can of the latest redbull type energy drink. the set of it.
Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ? :laugh:
The Orgasmatron :laugh: a girl I know has one. Calls it 'Lemmy'. Loves the fucking thing. :)
Quote from: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 08:10:54 AM
Looks like a can of the latest redbull type energy drink. the set of it.
Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ? :laugh:
I seem to remember a Ghost one as well. Which may or may not have been shaped like Papa Emeritus
Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on January 16, 2019, 08:51:13 AM
Quote from: Cernunnos on January 16, 2019, 08:10:54 AM
Looks like a can of the latest redbull type energy drink. the set of it.
Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ? :laugh:
The Orgasmatron :laugh: a girl I know has one. Calls it 'Lemmy'. Loves the fucking thing. :)
haha Orgasmatron brilliant, now thats good Marketing :laugh:
Quote from: Born of Fire on January 16, 2019, 08:17:46 AM
Don't know about vibrators but there definitely used to be Manowar condoms, The Warriors Shield :laugh:
Hammerfall also had Condoms with the release of Chapter V, on the box it said "Let the Hammer Stand" :laugh: :laugh:
Big Chief Chuck Billy and his Tomahawk Peace Pipe vape shite. Surely the chessiest merch choice ever.
"How" indeed...
Those 3d printed Opeth band figures. Who the fuck buys that shit?
https://shop.season-of-mist.com/morbid-angel-illud-divinum-insanus-wooden-triptych-foldout-box
Surprised they're still even selling them
I hate it when bands sell branded shorts.
Why would anyone need a pair of slayer fucking shorts?
https://www.emp.ie/p/emp-signature-collection/372770.html#gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgongz73z3wIVipTtCh2KqQlVEAAYASAAEgIPz_D_BwE&wt_mc=sea.google.nonbrand.EMP_IE_DSA_All_webpages.924299414.47802591082..dsa-295317350131.b.m&start=26
In Flames have a range of gins.
Dark Tranquillity have a beer.
I think Slayer have a red wine, amongst others.
Selling alcohol is pretty popular amongst metal bands these days.
You can buy socks from Devin Townsend, Katatonia, Paradise Lost, Opeth, and Bloodbath. Unsuprisingly they all use the same management company.
Anyone interested in a Rammstein Bike? Another one of these bands that would put their name on anything., behemoth are another one, like who the F*ck wants Behemoth Coffee!
Anyway im surprised there isnt some gadgets on it to spit some fire out of it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnCYav7r4Ik
Slayer also offer a bike. The blurb accompanying this shit is what makes it so cringeworthy. They say:
Quote
"We wanted to create bikes that BMX riders could use and abuse, and we had to do justice to Slayer and their fans by creating a look that would represent their brand, and stand out from anything we've done before.
The Slayer 700 is a speed machine built with taking shortcuts in mind. If you need to get around town in a hurry, this is the bike for you. It is built for speed with a BMX soul. The Urban Terrain Bike will handle hopping curbs and cutting through alley ways all day."
(https://cdn.road.cc/sites/default/files/subrosa-x-slayer-700c-utb.jpg)
(https://cdn.road.cc/sites/default/files/subrosa-x-slayer-12in-balance-bike.jpg)
Haha the kids bike with all the blood on it :laugh:
Didn't Fleshgod Apocalypse have a pasta range a few years ago?
Behemoth also have a beer.
You can get massive Sleep blankets... I've seen a few band skateboards as well.
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PMYou can get massive Sleep blankets...
Yeah they're called duvets
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
Behemoth also have a beer.
And wine,spirits, coffee, backpacks, figurines, belt buckles basically most things you'd see in the specials in Lidl haha
Another one from Rammstein, I reckon this is a winner ;D the description is priceless!
https://www.amazon.com/Liebe-Ist-Fur-Alle-Rammstein/dp/B002TG3C8A (https://www.amazon.com/Liebe-Ist-Fur-Alle-Rammstein/dp/B002TG3C8A)
Marilyn Manson has a dildo too
https://store.marilynmanson.com/products/double-cross-sex-toy-kit
https://www.topspeed.com/cars/scion/2014-scion-x-slayer-mobile-amp-tc-ar165411.html
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
Behemoth also have a beer.
You can get massive Sleep blankets... I've seen a few band skateboards as well.
I've had the Behemoth beer in Poland. Quite nice.
Skateboards are kinda cool though.
Quote from: elektricat on January 16, 2019, 11:45:25 PM
I hate it when bands sell branded shorts.
Why would anyone need a pair of slayer fucking shorts?
Well... why not? If they look good then what's the problem? I saw somebody with a pair of Parkway Drive shorts recently and they looked pure daycent.
Quote from: Pentagrimes on January 17, 2019, 02:52:41 PM
Quote from: Anvil on January 17, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
Behemoth also have a beer.
You can get massive Sleep blankets... I've seen a few band skateboards as well.
Skateboards are kinda cool though.
yeah back in 1992 ???
Oh I see what you tried to do there. Shame it didn't work.
I have a Tomb Mold longsleeve which I discovered last night thanks to living in a damp, shitty flat now has actual mold on it. Limited edition 1 of 1 if anyone's interested in giving themself bronchitis.
Spectral Voice released a live VHS recently. Not very shameless but a bit shit in fairness.
https://lavendersect.com/product/spectral-voice-eroded-corridors-of-unbeing-live-vhs/
I would 100% buy the Blasphemy shorts NWN were selling.
Quote from: Mithrandir on January 22, 2019, 09:29:00 PM
Spectral Voice released a live VHS recently. Not very shameless but a bit shit in fairness.
https://lavendersect.com/product/spectral-voice-eroded-corridors-of-unbeing-live-vhs/
Kinda agree,kinda think it's cool. Theres been s resurgence in VHS in the horror underground over the last few years which it ties in with,and Paul is an analog/tape freak so they're really just doing it for their own enjoyment I'd say.
No match for actually seeing them live though.
(https://i.imgur.com/0l0VX4a.png)
Some cheesy new merch in Aldi.
??
You could Brie mine.
Quote from: liamish on February 06, 2019, 10:56:15 AM
Some cheesy new merch in Aldi.
Fuckin imgur links and my fuckin phone
Quote from: ochoill on February 06, 2019, 01:57:15 PM
Quote from: liamish on February 06, 2019, 10:56:15 AM
Some cheesy new merch in Aldi.
Fuckin imgur links and my fuckin phone
Guns and roses and def leppard themed cheeses.
Not the worst example by any means, but in terms of pure naffness...
Those godawful icehockey jerseys that Blue Grape merch used to do for Roadrunner bands back in the 90s. I can clearly recall a Fear Factory one, although I'm sure Sepultura, Machine Head etc had similar. I really, really wanted one at the time but they were so fucking expensive. My first gig outside of Cork was Korn in the SFX in 96 (I think?) and the place was full of them.
They're back in! https://puckhcky.com/collections/testament
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0366/8617/products/exodus-bonded-forever-jersey-front_large.jpg)(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0366/8617/products/testament-pucks-of-black-jersey-black-purple-front_1024x1024.jpg)
Oh look, there's a Gruesome one too. Because they definitely aren't gimmicky enough.
Just waiting on the wave of Irish bands to cash in on this now. Malthusian and Vircolac GAA kit anyone? Primordial hurley?
Slidhr sliotar!
Quote from: Pentagrimes on February 08, 2019, 02:03:11 PMMalthusian and Vircolac GAA kit anyone? Primordial hurley?
It would be beyond atrocious, but the thought of seeing someone in a gaa kit with the Malthusian logo blasted across it like an Avonmore sponsorship is making me properly laugh. In my mind's eye though they're togged out for a match in them, not off to a gig
Quote from: Juggz on February 08, 2019, 01:47:47 PM
They're back in! https://puckhcky.com/collections/testament
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0366/8617/products/exodus-bonded-forever-jersey-front_large.jpg)(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0366/8617/products/testament-pucks-of-black-jersey-black-purple-front_1024x1024.jpg)
Does the Testament one come with an extra wide neck so Big Chief Chuck can get his fat head in one?
Sizes up to 4XL :laugh:
https://shop.season-of-mist.com/abbath-outstrider-digibox-digital (https://shop.season-of-mist.com/abbath-outstrider-digibox-digital)
well at least you get a sponge with the makeup :laugh:"supracolor cream make-up in a handy round packaging with 2 colors (by Kryolan, used by ABBATH themseves!) + sponge" :abbath:
I'm no expert on makeup, but that design looks like you'd end up blurring the black and white together?
The patch is funny too. Reminds me of Moses from South Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBHrTvW90Y
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
No merch but, still, take a bow Vinnie Vincent. This is as shameless as it can be for a has-been who has already cancelled two "comebacks" at late notice.
QuoteVinnie Vincent fans take note: the former KISS guitarist has announced that he will perform on June 7th in Nashville, TN at Speedballjam, which takes place at the S.I.R. Soundstage. Only 60 VIP tickets are available for the event, each one at a cost of $300.00 US
The VIP tickets grant entry to the show, a meet & greet with Vincent on June 8th (1:00pm - 4:00pm) at the S.I.R. Soundstage. One item will be autographed, but getting guitars, part sor other musical intruments autographed will cost an extra $500.00 US.
:laugh:
The really fucking tragic thing is that the only retards who could afford this bullshit should be old enough to have more sense.
Scott Ian will write out old lyrics for you for only $95
https://scottianstore.bigcartel.com/product/rare-scott-ian-lyrics
"rare" :laugh:
Shameless cunt. What is it about 80s thrash and depressing money grabbing shite?
Kirk Windstein is at the same thing. Somehow I doubt he's getting $95 for Crowbar lyrics.
I'd pay $95 for hand written Six Feet Under lyrics just to see if Barnes would write them in crayon. I think they'd look well attached to the fridge door with a magnet.
On the subject of Vinny, have a listen to that. Not too far off a vortex type affair except Vinny can shred. Woejus production and out of time drums recorded in someone's kitchen float in and out of proceedings. Genius.?
QuoteVinnie Vincent will re-release his 2002 instrumental album in a limited edition of 1,000 CDs.
The former KISS guitarist's official web site is accepting pre-orders for this "historic" re-release of "Speedball Jamm", priced at $250.00 apiece. Each CD will come with a limited-edition autographed 8x10 photo and a "BIG" guitar pick. The discs are expected to ship in February 2020.
"Speedball Jamm" — previously issued under the title "Archives Volume 1" — has been described as "a single 70-minute track of blistering guitarmageddon." According to Rarebird's Rock And Roll Nest, the song "is divided into ten not-very-distinct parts. It's a subterranean-sounding recording of Vinnie jamming endlessly on a lead guitar at high speed, sometimes solo, sometimes with the accompaniment of bass and drums."
:laugh: He's fucking nuts.
Behold! Mortician whatever you can think of..
https://primitiverecordings.com/
Deterioration have released records on 8-track, cassette, floppy disk and reel-to-reel...
https://deterioration.bandcamp.com/merch (https://deterioration.bandcamp.com/merch)
Quote from: Weltenfeind on November 23, 2019, 06:13:59 PM
Behold! Mortician whatever you can think of..
https://primitiverecordings.com/
Considering how great Mortician are I think they get a pass.
Quote from: mickO))) on November 23, 2019, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Weltenfeind on November 23, 2019, 06:13:59 PM
Behold! Mortician whatever you can think of..
https://primitiverecordings.com/
Considering how great Mortician are I think they get a pass.
Mortician are truly great but there's still plenty of Shameless and Shit merch to be found on that site lol. Some of it is so shit that its actually quite cool
It's all Roger, Will is not involved with the running of the site. A lot of the shirts are great you can get them in loads of different styles and the cooking aprons are great idea as well. I would buy a lot of stuff from him if it wasn't for the terrible US postage prices.
Quote from: mickO))) on November 23, 2019, 06:41:49 PM
It's all Roger, Will is not involved with the running of the site. A lot of the shirts are great you can get them in loads of different styles and the cooking aprons are great idea as well. I would buy a lot of stuff from him if it wasn't for the terrible US postage prices.
And then getting fleeced with tax when it arrives on these shores. I'm not buying anything from America again because of this.
I think we can close this thread because Garth Brooks has released his own Words With Friends tile.
Wow, this fucking sucks...
https://www.lo-fi-merchandise.com/product/satyricon-manga-t-shirt-black/
As does this...
https://www.lo-fi-merchandise.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/TSHIRT-GIRLIE-SATYRICON-Two-Faces-black-1.jpg
Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on November 23, 2019, 06:59:02 PM
And then getting fleeced with tax when it arrives on these shores. I'm not buying anything from America again because of this.
Urgh......I forgot this when I bought a bunch of stuff from the Relapse webstore for Black Friday. It didn't click ti stop when they said the stuff would come from the US webstore
I'll just leave this here....
https://store.ozzy.com/collections/frontpage/products/plush-bat
"Adult" colouring books
https://www.amazon.com/Pantera-Adult-Activity-Coloring-Books/dp/1676455442/ref=sr_1_16?keywords=heavy+metal+Music+books+2020&qid=1582752693&s=books&sr=1-16
The worst part about any of these is that people actually buy them.
Like there are actually people wearing that Satyricon manga shirt.
That Satyricon manga shirt is cute as fuck
You are objectively wrong in thinking this and I hope you feel ashamed
I got a fridge magnet with the last Child Abuse album. No idea what possessed them. The album art was pretty bad too, so it's an ugly fridge magnet
I have a Moss frisbee. I don't think it's shit, though. I think it's class.
Quote from: Eoin McLove on February 28, 2020, 09:15:52 AM
I have a Moss frisbee. I don't think it's shit, though. I think it's class.
Me too, but I threw mine away.
The cascade of band logo face masks. Everything about the idea of them, against the backdrop of the reason for the need of face masks, is soul shrivelling.
The likes of Kiss you'd expect it from, but every big band under the sun has a range of them out now. Can't blame them too mich as they're business entities as opposed to artistic ones these days, but the shameless exploiation of it is sickening.
Megashit
https://usstore.megadeth.com/products/megadeth-fathers-day-box?utm_source=Megadeth+Store&utm_campaign=93ac315310-MGD-FathersDay2020&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_1213a0a55c-93ac315310-145626261&mc_cid=93ac315310&mc_eid=b9ba491d43
Man, I'd love to get that for Father's Day. I'll be lucky to even get socks.
Piece of Shit Sells...
Holy god, Miley
https://www.cameo.com/davidellefson
Juggz sham, I don't think "holy God, Miley" is available as a thing to say on that platform :laugh:
Ellefson will say anything if you throw enough cash at him :laugh:
He really would. His last book really shows him as a real holier than thou money grabber.
Vomit on the nearest asshole.
Quote from: Juggz on June 13, 2020, 07:41:32 PM
Ellefson will say anything if you throw enough cash at him :laugh:
Right cause im bored I wonder if he'll say 'dave is a ginger cunt' for 30 :-X
Should do a separate thread for Merch ideas. Three of my own:
Cannibal Corpse Cadavers
Immortal Freezers
Tool Tools
We don't seem to have a thread for merch that is actually cool, do we? I discovered these today in Toymaster:
(https://www.wonderlandmodels.com/media/managed/large/a07007a.jpg)
(https://alone.gr/shop/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/im-airplane.jpg)
I knew Revell released an Ed Force One 747 kit a few years ago, but didn't know about these two.
Nergal is selling Behemoth soap bars right now, just wonder if toilet cleaner is going next :laugh:
https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-618-Spiritvs-Virvs-Behemoth-Soap.html (https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-618-Spiritvs-Virvs-Behemoth-Soap.html)
This Kill the Kardashian shite Gary Holt is at is fairly embarrassing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCezWPAHdsF/
Jesus... probably funny for 15 year olds, but 50 year olds?
He seems like an absolute fucking tool.
New possessed shirts fit this thread perfectly.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCgpUIPJLd1/?igshid=1uzi7yis84ikv
Whoever is making the decisions for Lemmy, who I suspect isn't signing these deals from beyond the grave, needs to take a bow. They are going harder and farther than most into the realms of the shameless and shit. They say:
QuoteThroughout his remarkable 25-year tenure in WWE, The King of Kings has won 14 world championships, engaged in countless five-star classics and led unforgettable groups such as D-Generation X, Evolution and The Authority to enormous success.
And he accomplished most of that while entering the squared circle to the headbanging sounds of Motörhead, including timeless tunes such as "The Game", "King Of Kings" and "Line In The Sand".
Now, Triple H and Motörhead are once again together in the form of this new product line, available at WWE Shop. The smorgasbord of must-have products includes a limited-edition vinyl album of Motörhead's Evolution Of The Game, snug hooded sweatshirts, and eye-catching T-shirts to celebrate Triple H's birthday (July 27th) in style!
3 examples that would make anyone look like a complete Prick. Embarrassingly bad https://photos.app.goo.gl/uvLDaCxY7mTVkKe56
Quote from: livingabortion on July 29, 2020, 10:59:51 PM
3 examples that would make anyone look like a complete Prick. Embarrassingly bad https://photos.app.goo.gl/uvLDaCxY7mTVkKe56
Who in their right mind would be seen in public wearing the middle one??
Quote from: livingabortion on July 29, 2020, 10:59:51 PM
3 examples that would make anyone look like a complete Prick. Embarrassingly bad https://photos.app.goo.gl/uvLDaCxY7mTVkKe56
Poor effort from Attila. But that's their modus operandi anyway - shite band. Fronz is a total waste of air.
Cradle Of Filth still had the best use of the word "Cunt" on a t-shirt :laugh:
Speaking of Cradle Of Filth - Anyone for some Cruel Tea? https://www.cradleoffilth.com/single-post/2020/07/29/Cruel-Tea-Brought-Thee-Orchids
Fucking hell. Everything in here :laugh:
https://www.omerch.eu/shop/cradle-of-filth/shop
Plenty of teens will buy that.
Cradle of Shit
You're being a bit "too cool for school" there lads. I know it's popular to bash Cradle Of Filth and reckon they're a merchandising company that's also a band, but I like their artwork. True yes there are some misses among it, but most of it's good I think.
So anyone who's opinion isn't the same as your own is suspect?
No, but I was pointing out that they are easy targets for ridicule.
I thought the theme of this thread is ridicule???
Yes good Sir, I forget myself :laugh:
There's a sure-fire fix right here for anyone who risks being too cool for school...
(https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fheavymetalshop.com.pl%2F1211-large_default%2Fcradle-of-filth-set-school-backpack-pencil-case-free-mouse-pad-and-patch.jpg&hash=6d85cad940d89cb4813b16d95f5c92408b885010)
http://heavymetalshop.com.pl/home/229-cradle-of-filth-set-school-backpack-pencil-case-free-mouse-pad-and-patch.html
Free mouse pad....
Ok, that's tacky.
Tacky, eh? Wash that tackiness away with Dani Filth soap!
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/823333558/dani-filth-soap-bar?ref=shop_home_active_7&crt=1
(https://i.etsystatic.com/14219350/r/il/9d3947/2406471448/il_794xN.2406471448_ckei.jpg)
The smell of weed and cigarettes without smoking.
For extra authenticity, it's the same height as him.
:laugh: would be a rip off for the price of it.
Check out those prices, for a phookin hoodie... :laugh:
https://www.ssense.com/en-us/men/product/vetements/black-motorhead-edition-the-world-is-yours-hoodie/5553531
Yeah, overkill.
:laugh:
I'd hate to see the price of their bomber jackets.
The absolute state of it.
https://www.deanguitars.com/query?upc=818896028974#:~:text=Dean%20Guitars%20is%20honored%20to,revered%20musicians%20in%20the%20industry.&text=A%203-piece%20maple%20neck,and%20a%20C%20neck%20shape.
That is quite ugly. The V has two perfect designs. Leave it the fuck alone!
The price is shocking too. That would get you two custom shop guitars from most of the other high end brands. To be honest my interest in Kerry King and his guitars ends at around 1992 but there's something brazen about the fact that this isn't even a "Slayer" guitar and instead it'll be used for whatever shite he's cooking up with Phil Anselmo.
Not shit as such (I quite like them TBH) but £15 for a pair of socks? Off you fuck now, Toby:
https://ghost.backstreetmerch.com/products/pope-socks?variant=34486050095148
Why would anyone want this fucking thing?
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I have to say, as someone that collects high end comic book statues and figures, the standard of the metal stuff is absolutely horrendous. This would be laughed out of town if it was posted in a Sideshow group.
Quote from: Juggz on August 31, 2020, 07:20:07 PM
Why would anyone want this fucking thing?
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I'd say the Metal Bros.™ would absolutely lap this shit up.
A toy of Lars shouting "who took the rest of me kit?!"
Shockingly bad looking cunt of a thing and the fucking price of them! You'd have to wonder who'd fork out for them.
"Limited" edition of 3000, apparently so there's at least 3000 of the cunts out there :laugh:
Quote from: Juggz on August 31, 2020, 07:20:07 PM
Why would anyone want this fucking thing?
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smh. I'd imagine the statue has better timing than the real lars
Seems those hockey jerseys that were popular around the late 90s, early 00s are making a comeback
https://www.emp.ie/p/we-are-not-your-kind-hockey-trikot/465130.html
Quote from: Trev on September 11, 2020, 08:21:03 AM
Seems those hockey jerseys that were popular around the late 90s, early 00s are making a comeback
https://www.emp.ie/p/we-are-not-your-kind-hockey-trikot/465130.html
Yep and a nice touch is the text on the upper right shoulder and across the back says WANYK ......ffsakes
Quote from: Anton Arcane on August 31, 2020, 07:59:57 PM
I have to say, as someone that collects high end comic book statues and figures, the standard of the metal stuff is absolutely horrendous. This would be laughed out of town if it was posted in a Sideshow group.
The Pantera ones from the CFH era that were released a year or two ago looked good but they were way too expensive.
Quote from: mickO))) on September 11, 2020, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: Anton Arcane on August 31, 2020, 07:59:57 PM
I have to say, as someone that collects high end comic book statues and figures, the standard of the metal stuff is absolutely horrendous. This would be laughed out of town if it was posted in a Sideshow group.
The Pantera ones from the CFH era that were released a year or two ago looked good but they were way too expensive.
They were some of the ones that came to mind when I wrote that comment. Only a vague likeness, poor sculpting and painting etc. Honestly they don't compare to the standard of the comic book/ super hero/nerd stuff that goes for the same money.
Have a look through these pictures, just for a frame reference to show what I mean. And this isn't some amazing piece or anything, just the industry standard that metal figures and statues manufacturers should be aiming for.
https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/star-wars-princess-leia-hot-toys-903138
Yes those look good but they are double / triple the price of what the Pantera ones were.
Actually no, the same price point.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pantera-Dimebag-Darrell-Statue-Standard/dp/B084795MPS
That Dimebag one looks fairly impressive to me tbh!
Quote from: Anton Arcane on September 12, 2020, 02:50:45 AM
Actually no, the same price point.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pantera-Dimebag-Darrell-Statue-Standard/dp/B084795MPS
I think the guy on Amazon's taking the piss with regards to the price.
https://knucklebonz.com/product/pantera-dimebag-darrell-rock-iconz-statue-2/
Much cheaper there. And the Leia statue is 1/6, Dimebag's only 1/9 scale, stands to reason she'd be more detailed and expensive.
Quote from: Anton Arcane on September 12, 2020, 02:50:45 AM
Actually no, the same price point.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pantera-Dimebag-Darrell-Statue-Standard/dp/B084795MPS
They retail at $149
https://knucklebonz.com/product/pantera-dimebag-darrell-rock-iconz-statue-2/
Edit: Just saw the post above with the same link
One of my favourite albums ever but nobody needs this shite
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What low lifes came up with and approved that??
Quote from: Juggz on September 15, 2020, 08:19:09 AM
One of my favourite albums ever but nobody needs this shite
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To be fair its close to the album cover..which was shitty as well...
Who buys this shit!
Looks like Devin Townsend
Who the fuck sees this shit and thinks "yeah that'll look great in my home"?
As much as I love the album, the artwork has always been shite... at least it's not a naked guys falling off a mountain a la The Sound of Perseverance shite.
Personally love the artwork to Spiritual Healing.
Quote from: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 10:30:21 AM
Who the fuck sees this shit and thinks "yeah that'll look great in my home"?
Exactly. "This will go well on the mantle next to the wedding photos and the clock."
I have a buddy who is massively into sci-fi. Mainly Star Trek and Dr. Who but other stuff too. He buys all sorts of crap like that. If it has Star trek on it, he'll take it. In every other way this lad is a normal guy but Christ, the memorabilia in his house... remember that episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" about his stalker?
And not just in a single room in his gaff. In every single place you can imagine. Like a mini fucking Comic-Con. Not all of it good either, tat and shite proudly on display.
I'm surprised Cannibal Corpse aren't in on this kind of action. Surely a Tomb of the Multilated bobble head thing would be a big seller? Nom nom nom.
As much as I love this album, as well as the album cover, I would not buy one of these!
Too late anyway, as it's sold out
500 of them
My God
Quote from: StoutAndAle on September 15, 2020, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 10:30:21 AM
Who the fuck sees this shit and thinks "yeah that'll look great in my home"?
Exactly. "This will go well on the mantle next to the wedding photos and the clock."
I have a buddy who is massively into sci-fi. Mainly Star Trek and Dr. Who but other stuff too. He buys all sorts of crap like that. If it has Star trek on it, he'll take it. In every other way this lad is a normal guy but Christ, the memorabilia in his house... remember that episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" about his stalker?
And not just in a single room in his gaff. In every single place you can imagine. Like a mini fucking Comic-Con. Not all of it good either, tat and shite proudly on display.
Yeah I've a mate just like that. You can't move for the amount of plastic shite he buys to make his gaff look like a fucking toy shop.
He mostly buys gaming related stuff - I'm massively into games and I'm genuinely repulsed by the stuff he has. He spends more on the plastic shite than actual games too.
Oh, and don't get me going about those Funko Pop things. Horrendous.
Quote from: Ducky on September 15, 2020, 09:01:51 PM
Oh, and don't get me going about those Funko Pop things. Horrendous.
Hate them. So of course, my cousin got me the Asuka Funko for a laugh - it's still in the box somewhere, just looks creepy as fuck with those soulless black things they call eyes.
Yeah it's exactly the fucking eyes! They all look the exact same. To think, some people spend a serious chunk of change collecting these things.
Quote from: Juggz on September 15, 2020, 11:14:54 AM
I'm surprised Cannibal Corpse aren't in on this kind of action. Surely a Tomb of the Multilated bobble head thing would be a big seller? Nom nom nom.
Or a toy school based on Necropaedophile.
I'll show myself out.
Or a Fucked with a Knife dildo.
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Quote from: Juggz on September 22, 2020, 04:22:49 PM
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Sure every other band is lashing out face masks, why not hand sanitiser. Although surely they should have called it Stopping the Disease?
Unless "the disease" is sheepleitis bro! :abbath:
They're big Kiss fans and it shows. I'm surprised they haven't got more shite out with their logo on it.
Coming soon, Sick of It All penicillin. But first....
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1709/1167/products/sick-of-it-all-clobberin-time-tee-front-and-back-1024x1024_295x.png)
Got $7,500 to burn?
https://steelpantherrocks.com/products/custom-steel-panther-song
Mmmmmmmmmm, Lemmy.......
https://www.loudersound.com/news/you-can-now-buy-a-scented-candle-that-smells-like-lemmy
Quote from: Juggz on September 23, 2020, 09:41:53 AM
Got $7,500 to burn?
https://steelpantherrocks.com/products/custom-steel-panther-song
I think I'd actually prefer a recording of $7,500 burning.
https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/motorhead-and-judas-priest-officially-licensed-coloring-books-now-available/
And what could be sadder than a Motorhead colouring book?
A Lemmy face mask of course!
(https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/lemmyfacemasks2020_638.jpg)
Did Gene Simmons buy the licensing rights to Motorhead or something?
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Some awful stuff on this thread but that....
Warthreads For Dickheads.
Quote from: Juggz on October 06, 2020, 09:48:49 PM
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Have you a link please? Asking for a friend....
I mean, you'd never wear it but as a novelty, at least it's totally coherent with the schtick of the band.
A low point in 2020 fashion is asking the missus does this face mask go with these overalls! :laugh:
Quote from: Wiseblood on October 07, 2020, 10:46:04 AM
A low point in 2020 fashion is asking the missus does this face mask go with these overalls! :laugh:
As long as it's a MEGAmask.... :abbath:
The Action Man doll you always dreamed of, Finbarr?
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Quote from: Juggz on October 16, 2020, 11:17:52 PM
The Action Man doll you always dreamed of, Finbarr?
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You cunt :laugh:
You'll buy one for some anal play no doubt.... Rob won't mind
It's actually saddening to see C list celebrities and washed up musicians offering to say hello for a few quid.
https://www.cameo.com/maxcavalera
Under normal conditioms I'd agree but with no touring you can't blame him, we've all got bills to pay.
I do feel sorry for him. I haven't liked anything he's done musically since the 90s but he seems like a genuinely nice guy and he was a hero for me in my teenage years. I recently watched an interview with Gloria Cavalera from a few years ago and reading between the lines, even before Covid, the money was getting scarce. Like I said it's saddening to see.
I wonder can you request anything on these cameos. For example if I was to pay Max to juggle 4 oranges and he gets a bonus if he can keep doing it non-stop for 60 seconds.
All over print T-shirts are usually bad anyway but this one is painful:
https://rockmarkmerch.bigcartel.com/product/pestilence-consvming-tank-top-shirt
I mean, Draconian Times is great and all but who hasn't listened to that album and thought "this would be even better as a a hot sauce"?
https://eyesoremerch.com/music-for-nations/paradise-lost?_ga=2.169677985.1054597157.1600676736-828823160.1533304022&fbclid=IwAR2GjzaaJ3WFWnUwSoCjLmMR-ZjKMUyurTOgYEZwFhkBOzBG6YeLPJyWr9M
Eh, hello..?
Has anyone mentioned Deicide's 'Devil's Dick' hot sauce yet?
https://www.facebook.com/116798145053487/posts/3773909072675691/
Quote from: Wiseblood on October 05, 2020, 09:45:42 AM
And what could be sadder than a Motorhead colouring book?
A Lemmy face mask of course!
(https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/lemmyfacemasks2020_638.jpg)
A mate of mine has those. Haven't met him in public for a while.
https://www.facebook.com/149334409651/posts/10158461436864652/
Kreator coffee, suppose when you can't write good music anymore you gotta sell something......
https://www.emp.ie/p/eagle/390236.html
You know you want it :abbath:
Quote from: Carnage on January 07, 2021, 05:43:43 PM
Has anyone mentioned Deicide's 'Devil's Dick' hot sauce yet?
https://www.facebook.com/116798145053487/posts/3773909072675691/
Good nickname for benton in fairness...
Quote from: Mr Barlow on February 04, 2021, 11:46:59 PM
https://www.emp.ie/p/eagle/390236.html
You know you want it :abbath:
Of course it's in single size. :laugh:
Fuck me, the Five Finger Death Punch one is a fiver more expensive than the Motorhead and Slayer one!
Some neck on them cunts.
I know. It killed me handing the money over.
Yeah, it killed me too, but needs must.
incidentally, five finger death punch is a euphemism I use for wanking.
"I'm going to my room for an old five finger death punch", you'll hear me say to my Mother of an evening.
Needless to say since I got my new duvet cover whenever I ask, "Mammy, did you wash my Five Finger Death Punch bed sheets" we have a right auld giggle.
Your ma sounds cool. What age is she?
*asking for a friend*
I'm 40 and she's 49, we're more best friends than mother and son really. She's a saucy little wench allright. give me your number there and Ill pass it on to her. Will I be allowed to call you Daddy?
Quote from: son of the Morrigan on February 11, 2021, 04:20:27 PM
I'm 40 and she's 49, we're more best friends than mother and son really. She's a saucy little wench allright. give me your number there and Ill pass it on to her. Will I be allowed to call you Daddy?
When I'm on top, yes.
Can I have a five finger death punch in the corner while ye ride? Ill gently sing all the lyrics off Eaten Back To Life to set the mood.
(I'm stopping this now because its making me feel sick)
Yes. Let's have a little rest. :laugh:
Every band under the sun having a beer or whiskey out now, Acid King are the latest:
https://soundgrowler-brewing-co.square.site/product/busse-pilz/486
Quote from: Carnage on June 01, 2021, 01:02:09 PM
Every band under the sun having a beer or whiskey out now, Acid King are the latest:
https://soundgrowler-brewing-co.square.site/product/busse-pilz/486
Kreator have their own coffee from The Barn in Berlin.
The only thing about this is that the coffee will almost definitely be very good.
https://thebarn.de/products/black-sunrise?variant=33012644216912
Quote from: StoutAndAle on June 01, 2021, 03:26:10 PM
The only thing about this is that the coffee will almost definitely be very good.
https://thebarn.de/products/black-sunrise?variant=33012644216912
I have bought a bag to test this hypothesis.
Quote from: StoutAndAle on June 03, 2021, 12:45:23 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on June 01, 2021, 03:26:10 PM
The only thing about this is that the coffee will almost definitely be very good.
https://thebarn.de/products/black-sunrise?variant=33012644216912
I have bought a bag to test this hypothesis.
Is it good?
Quote from: livingabortion on June 17, 2021, 01:57:51 PM
Is it good?
Funnily enough I logged on to report back on this. Arrived last week but I only opened it earlier today.
It is a very good cup of coffee. Not the best that I've had from The Barn but damn good.
(https://i.imgur.com/N3MevUt.png)
Behemoth have gone over board with their merch I think. I completely understand why, but I don't need a Behemoth wallet and phone cover. Getting towards Kiss type merch at this stage ha ha. They have coffee too
I bought a T-shirt from them a few years ago*, they had about 15 on their website then, plus a couple of other bits and bobs. Now though, it's ridiculous alright. Maiden aren't far behind either, and I believe their beer is awful piss.
*It ended up costing me €40+. If you're ordering from them, check the measurements and don't go by sizes. I had to send it back and pay for postage for the replacement.
Yeah that Trooper ale is rough.
A buddy of mine lives in Chicago. He was looking to buy a new house a few months ago and ended up viewing a place that turned out to be way out of our price bracket after a mistake but the estate agent.
He said that he knew right away that there was no way that the place she brought him to was in his budget but he fancied having a nose at how the other half lived so he said nothing.
He said that apart from your normal kitchen, bedroom etc. that the gaff was like a shrine to Kiss. He nearly expected Gene Simmons to jump out of a cupboard and ask him for $25 for looking around the gaff.
I have asked him for a link to it again.
I know rock and metal fans are generally collectors by nature but when it reaches that level for one specific thing I start to wonder if it's a high functioning person with a mental health issue.
This is it.
"Eh... does the weird naked Gene Simmons mannequin come with the gaff?"
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1758-N-Honore-St-Chicago-IL-60622/306328934_zpid/?
There's a video too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJKRO8Rmg_I
Quote from: StoutAndAle on June 18, 2021, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: livingabortion on June 17, 2021, 01:57:51 PM
Is it good?
Funnily enough I logged on to report back on this. Arrived last week but I only opened it earlier today.
It is a very good cup of coffee. Not the best that I've had from The Barn but damn good.
(https://i.imgur.com/N3MevUt.png)
Extreme Percolation (sorry :P)
https://kf-merch.com/products/tenacious-d-cumrag
https://loudwire.com/marilyn-manson-dildo-is-real-official-for-sale/
https://listverse.com/2019/09/24/sex-products-musicians-celebrities/
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Motorhead-Bomber-Black-Gold-Dildo/dp/B01M6XW4GC
Quote from: livingabortion on June 21, 2021, 05:18:26 AM
https://kf-merch.com/products/tenacious-d-cumrag
https://loudwire.com/marilyn-manson-dildo-is-real-official-for-sale/
https://listverse.com/2019/09/24/sex-products-musicians-celebrities/
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Motorhead-Bomber-Black-Gold-Dildo/dp/B01M6XW4GC
My thumb slipped and I thought I was in the Recent Purchases thread when I read this 😳
Quote from: Anton Arcane on June 21, 2021, 09:37:53 AM
Quote from: livingabortion on June 21, 2021, 05:18:26 AM
https://kf-merch.com/products/tenacious-d-cumrag
https://loudwire.com/marilyn-manson-dildo-is-real-official-for-sale/
https://listverse.com/2019/09/24/sex-products-musicians-celebrities/
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Motorhead-Bomber-Black-Gold-Dildo/dp/B01M6XW4GC
:laugh:
My thumb slipped and I thought I was in the Recent Purchases thread when I read this 😳
Altars of Madness socks anyone?
https://www.facebook.com/BlackDeathNostalgia/posts/4594760080548514
Deftones weed. https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWq4NhsgCnJ/
https://lambgoat.com/news/35177/deftones-launch-their-own-marijuana-line/
Graphic novels seem to be the latest merch item of choice, Judas Priest are jumping on the bandwagon now:
https://z2comics.com/collections/shop/products/judas-priest-screaming-for-vengeance-graphic-novel-vinyl-lp-action-figure?fbclid=IwAR2drSCU3LYubvu9xzRlLau-2SvppxF4yOQIk7PxQbKEKyOw7gCyF8joxJ8&variant=39694059765900
Saw King Diamond and Megadeth at it too. Ridiculous idea and they cost a packet.
Anthrax have an Among The Living one. Would that not just be The Stand?
I can understand why certain bands do this shit merch stuff to keep the show on the road...but for the life of me I still can't figure out Metallicas reasoning?
Quote from: The Heretic on November 29, 2021, 09:43:49 AM
I can understand why certain bands do this shit merch stuff to keep the show on the road...but for the life of me I still can't figure out Metallicas reasoning?
Lars likes money
Can't blame the bands in question as there are plenty of idiots willing to buy this muck.
Quote from: The Heretic on November 29, 2021, 09:43:49 AM
I can understand why certain bands do this shit merch stuff to keep the show on the road...but for the life of me I still can't figure out Metallicas reasoning?
Sure all the big bands do it, Metallica, Maiden, Megadeth, Priest....none of them are short a few quid but when people are happy to buy it then why not sell it?
Quote from: The Heretic on November 29, 2021, 09:43:49 AM
I can understand why certain bands do this shit merch stuff to keep the show on the road...but for the life of me I still can't figure out Metallicas reasoning?
If Metallica had even a scrap of shame they wouldn't have released any of the shit they did for the last 30 years.
Metallica are pulling out all the stops with the Black Album anniversary. 2 grand for a signed picture ($350 for the unsigned version, if you're on a budget).
https://metallicablackbox.com/products/the-bird?variant=40870046236863
Fess up now lads. Who on here has bought a band jigsaw? Those seem to be all the rage these days.
Quote from: hellfire on November 29, 2021, 07:29:15 PM
Fess up now lads. Who on here has bought a band jigsaw? Those seem to be all the rage these days.
I'm holding out for the Black album puzzle...
:laugh: :abbath:
:laugh:
I'm holding out for Nigel Peppercock's meself...
$MegaDave really taking the piss with this one
Quote$MEGA is the official cryptocurrency of Megadeth and our community.
By buying, holding, and transacting with $MEGA, fans will gain access to exclusives and premium benefits. Cyber Army members that also hold $MEGA will unlock additional exclusives, access, and offers.
Premium and Digital CYBER ARMY members automatically get some free $MEGA. If you're a Premium or Digital member, click the buttons below for details on how to get your free $MEGA.
$Megmadeth at this stage.
If Metallica pull a similar stunt the thing would end up in higher demand than bitcoin.
Dave has been smoking too much Megameth.
Liturgy NFTing off graphics of their philosophy:
https://twitter.com/LITVRGY/status/1473396185784365063
Quote from: hellfire on November 29, 2021, 07:29:15 PM
Fess up now lads. Who on here has bought a band jigsaw? Those seem to be all the rage these days.
I got a Master Of Puppets one as a present. I glued it to a bread board and framed it. Looks great
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 10:04:11 AM
Liturgy NFTing off graphics of their philosophy:
https://twitter.com/LITVRGY/status/1473396185784365063
I didn't understand what you were saying in your post so I clicked on the link and now I feel like I'm even less informed. Word salad spirituality for "intellectuals". I think that if your life philosophy is so opaque and impenetrable you're probably barking up the wrong tree.
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 10:04:11 AM
Liturgy NFTing off graphics of their philosophy:
https://twitter.com/LITVRGY/status/1473396185784365063
Had to Google NFT's there, Christ!! Although to be fair, anyone who buys into Liturgy and their cod-philosophy in the first place, is fairly ripe for the scamming.
NFT = money laundering 8)
Quote from: John Kimble on December 22, 2021, 11:00:14 AM
Had to Google NFT's there
Jesus, lucky you! And genuinely sorry for having stripped you of that particular innocence, because it really is the greatest pile of bullshit to ever yet happen to both the notions of currency and art.
$MegaDave is on the NFT thing, selling digital artwork trading cards. I'm a little surprised Metallica haven't done the same given their penchant for hawking anything and everything.
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on December 22, 2021, 11:16:14 AM
Quote from: John Kimble on December 22, 2021, 11:00:14 AM
Had to Google NFT's there
Jesus, lucky you! And genuinely sorry for having stripped you of that particular innocence, because it really is the greatest pile of bullshit to ever yet happen to both the notions of currency and art.
Yes, it would appear so. I mean, nothing surprises me these days, but at the same time I feel like I'm missing something here...
QuoteOne of three unique color variants of the didactic image The Ten Antinomies of Apocalyptic Humanism. The image renders the eponymous doctrine, which finds its basis in the System of Transcendental Qabala
3/3 (gray, blue, red)
2501x2501 PNG
Is yer wan really trying to flog a PNG? Like, one you can just download off a Google image search? Or screenshot?
It's basically a new form of crypto, but instead of a coin, you've got these NFT "tokens". Otherwise, pretty much everything about how they work is the same as crypto currency, blockchains, yadda yadda. It's really got almost nothing to do with the "art" itself, just like you can send a png of a bitcoin but it won't have any value. New ways of speculating on thin air while the planet goes down the toilet.
Nergal hat, anyone?
https://www.pachucosupply.com/nergal/nergal
Of course it costs $666, of course.
Jaysus these lads must be desperate
https://imperialtriumphant.bandcamp.com/merch/zachary-ezrins-serbian-hospital-ct-scan-signed-1-1
random question: Anyone ordered any of the "print on demand" shirts Season of Mist sell? Just wondering about the quality. There's a few bits there I'd like but if they're gonna be the kind of shit that starts peeling off in the wash they can fuck off.
https://miamimetalmerchant.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=16283&search=Dissection
Puuuuure evil.
https://www.project-audio.com/en/product/metallica-turntable/
When you rock vinyl on this deck – Nothing Else Matters.
You can also play your 78 RPM shellac recordings of Count John McCormack
Quote from: 91/30 on July 04, 2022, 09:28:16 PM
You can also play your 78 RPM shellac recordings of Count John McCormack
Lol
People will buy it though and make them even richer :laugh:
Jesus.
https://judaspriest.backstreetmerch.com/collections/frontpage/products/screaming-for-vengeance-hawaiian-shirt
Hahaha. That's amazing.
45 quid!😂😂
The dead continue to be profitable. They say:
"Jeff's wife Kathryn has directly green-lighted the strap, which offers fans a special way to keep Jeff close as they shred."
(https://bravewords.com/medias-static/images/news/2022/jeffstrap722.jpeg)
Very much "the shit" rather than shit:
https://www.stereogum.com/2197047/sleep-press-cannabis-leaves-into-dopesmoker-vinyl-reissue/news/
That looks pretty cool in fairness. Pity the album is so fucking boring.
For any daft Aussies you know - a 'Mens Grooming Range' 'made with beer'. VB brand.
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/shop-online/5638/vb-for-men?gclid=CjwKCAjwmJeYBhAwEiwAXlg0Aey74ASsTy8dEk8NwBpYfdOoNgq83KwpdEId4_74FpQR_mEC1jmbwRoC4aUQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
The old way to smell like a drunk was much more fun.
I can't decide whether the backprint is brilliant or shit:
https://deicide.bandcamp.com/merch/30-years-of-blasphemy-t-shirt
Quote from: Carnage on September 15, 2022, 01:48:38 PMI can't decide whether the backprint is brilliant or shit:
https://deicide.bandcamp.com/merch/30-years-of-blasphemy-t-shirt
The current Deicide playing Legion in full tour that is taking place in North America is getting rave reviews. No sign of it coming anywhere close to here though.
Suits me, I find that album overrated, it was a disappointment on release for me.
Glen said in an interview last month that a lot of people were complaining about it when it was released and that is why they rarely play anything live from it. It was only a few years later that people started to really appreciate it. It is one of the greatest death metal albums ever released.
Was that a podcast he was on? Legion is a fuckin monster.
I don't remember 'a lot of people' complaining about Legion, I certainly wasn't.
Quote from: open face surgery on September 16, 2022, 07:14:10 PMWas that a podcast he was on? Legion is a fuckin monster.
He was on Joe Rogans podcast, na i'm only messing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xJNoXxgQc
Anyone preorder the box set that is coming in February? I can't wait to get it.
Quote from: mickO))) on September 17, 2022, 11:26:58 AMQuote from: open face surgery on September 16, 2022, 07:14:10 PMWas that a podcast he was on? Legion is a fuckin monster.
He was on Joe Rogans podcast, na i'm only messing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xJNoXxgQc
Anyone preorder the box set that is coming in February? I can't wait to get it.
What's in the boxset?
Quote from: Eoin McLove on September 17, 2022, 11:37:00 AMWhat's in the boxset?
https://shop.runoutgroovevinyl.com/en/run-out-groove/deicide-roadrunner-years-9lp-box-standard-black-edition/081227881429.html
Loads of places like High Roller, Nuclear Blast, Napalm etc. have pre-orders up for it.
Everything on vinyl from when they were on roadrunner. I already have the first four on vinyl but still went for it. It is the first time In torment, Insinar... and when satan lives are being released on vinyl.
Quote from: mickO))) on September 17, 2022, 01:08:48 PMQuote from: Eoin McLove on September 17, 2022, 11:37:00 AMWhat's in the boxset?
https://shop.runoutgroovevinyl.com/en/run-out-groove/deicide-roadrunner-years-9lp-box-standard-black-edition/081227881429.html
Loads of places like High Roller, Nuclear Blast, Napalm etc. have pre-orders up for it.
Everything on vinyl from when they were on roadrunner. I already have the first four on vinyl but still went for it. It is the first time In torment, Insinar... and when satan lives are being released on vinyl.
Tempting!
Quote from: mickO))) on September 17, 2022, 11:26:58 AMQuote from: open face surgery on September 16, 2022, 07:14:10 PMWas that a podcast he was on? Legion is a fuckin monster.
He was on Joe Rogans podcast, na i'm only messing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xJNoXxgQc
Ya, I listened to that the other day as well.
I know it's a novelty/halloween thing, but jesus...
https://slayer.backstreetmerch.com/products/demon-witch-tee
I guess it's in line with the sheer amount of terrible designs Slayer have had down the years.
Aye. If they'd reprint the 'classic' ones they make a fortune (not that their current ones aren't selling anyway). The Slaytanic Wehrmacht one is one I'd love to get again, but you'd probably be slated for it these days.
Jon Schaeffer is really scraping the barrel these days, selling his old clothes:
https://www.icedearthmerch.com/
I guess those legal bills are mounting up.
No Iced Earth bear spray? Very disappointing...
Not merch but the latest shameless scam from Ticketbastard:
QuoteTicket + Collector Ticket at additional 5.95 per ticket
· Exclusive Collector Tickets are available for this event! Buy a limited edition Collector Ticket which gives you access to the event thanks to its unique barcode. For only an additional 5.95 per ticket, you will receive a special plastic credit card sized 'Collector Ticket' with lanyard to keep and treasure as a memento of the event.
Unreal. But teenagers who know no better will think it's brilliant.
Quote from: Carnage on December 18, 2022, 11:25:57 PMNot merch but the latest shameless scam from Ticketbastard:
QuoteTicket + Collector Ticket at additional 5.95 per ticket
· Exclusive Collector Tickets are available for this event! Buy a limited edition Collector Ticket which gives you access to the event thanks to its unique barcode. For only an additional 5.95 per ticket, you will receive a special plastic credit card sized 'Collector Ticket' with lanyard to keep and treasure as a memento of the event.
What show is this for? And is it just a physical ticket? The cunts charge €4.95 anyway to ship physical tickets so this isn't surprising.
Imelda May at the Iveagh Gardens next year. No interest in it myself, I was curious how much tickets were though. From the sound of it, they're gonna laminate a half-size physical ticket and stick it on a lanyard. Novelty item for the modern day gig goers, I suppose. Awful.
https://knucklebonz.com/product/death-collectible-set/
https://bcrich.com/product/stranger-things-eddies-limited-edition-nj-warlock-custom-shop-replica/
Quotehttps://knucklebonz.com/product/death-collectible-set/
That kinda cack is gonna be the stupid little dog, horse, religious statue of the OAP in this, and future, generations.
I like the Phil Lynott one though. Wouldn't pay that for it.
Quote from: Neuromancer on January 19, 2023, 12:50:27 PMQuotehttps://knucklebonz.com/product/death-collectible-set/
That kinda cack is gonna be the stupid little dog, horse, religious statue of the OAP in this, and future, generations.
What's the story with these vinyl pop figurines. I see adult record collectors on youtube have the things in boxes all over the place
Guess those Stranger Things B.C. Riches are not that bad of a deal. The prices of guitars are through the roof at the moment, especially B.C. Rich customs. And there were cheaper, far east made ones for around 900.
There's nothing screaming "stranger things" on the guitar either. Could be worse I guess.
Guitars and decent gear have never been as cheap or accessible. Its 'made in USA' nonsense or gimmicky shite like stranger things are blatant cash ins. Suppose the only people buying the likes of that are rich folk that hang it on a wall next to their 59 les pauls or whatever that they spent 10 grand on. If i was bc rich id fleece em as well tbf
Quote from: Neuromancer on January 19, 2023, 12:50:27 PMQuotehttps://knucklebonz.com/product/death-collectible-set/
That kinda cack is gonna be the stupid little dog, horse, religious statue of the OAP in this, and future, generations.
I looked through the photos of them and I think they look class.
I wouldn't pay anywhere near the money for them but.
A Warlock with a Kahler trem and without the really sad devil horn headstock is something I'm well into. Not at 4 grand, though. No fucking chance.
On the shit merch topic, now we can have new colours running down your face when we cry about how hard teen angst is as a middle aged man, thanks to Korn
https://www.hipdot.com/collections/korn/products/korn-follow-the-leader-palette
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125721940299
I love how the description is basically an essay saying "yeah, it's in shit, actually"
Are BC Rich guitars not shite, though? A mate of mine had one for a while and thought it was the worst piece of shit he ever played, ended up giving it away.
I don't play myself so haven't got a clue.
There's a lot of different series at varying price ranges but generally they are great guitar. New owners over the last few years and the quality has picked up again.
5000 dollars for a BC Rich seems insane to me. Like how much were the US made Chuck signature models? As someone said though, nice little earner for them from people who care more about tv than guitar.
Quote from: Carnage on January 20, 2023, 04:17:04 PMAre BC Rich guitars not shite, though? A mate of mine had one for a while and thought it was the worst piece of shit he ever played, ended up giving it away.
I don't play myself so haven't got a clue.
Yes I had one. Worst thing I've ever owned. I actually brought it outside and smashed it one day when I was locked drunk ha.
I presume it was some cheap piece of shit though if you brought it outside and smashed it. I've a Mockingbird and it's fuckin savage.
There was a good few years where they mostly seemed to be peddling cheap/entry level guitars, looking on thomann they must have had a bit of a change in operation recently.
Newer ones look pretty class but I wish they weren't so 'modern', pointy headstock, active pickups etc.
If they had a classic mockingbird with traditional Gibson-esque headstock and passive pickups I'd be all over it.
Quote from: open face surgery on January 20, 2023, 06:33:31 PMI presume it was some cheap piece of shit though if you brought it outside and smashed it. I've a Mockingbird and it's fuckin savage.
Granted it was a cheap one. Think it was around 300 or something like that.
It was a warlock too and I just remember it being horrible to play, parts falling off it and stuff.
'Twas a Warlock yer man had too, he got it around 30 years ago. Wouldn't stay in tune, no matter what he did with it.
Ah sure, tuning is for pussies. If it goes a bit awry just turn the volume up. That's the real metal way.
There are many different series/lines of B.C. Rich guitars, from cheap shit to expensive stuff, I'm a bit surprised people do not realize/understand it. If you have a 300E Warlock and a 6000E Warlock, it should be clear they are not the same, even if both are B.C. Rich Warlocks. Perhaps the company should have done the numbering system like ESP LTD did, so people would know if something is numbered as 10 - it is of lower quality, if it was numbered as 1000 - higher quality.
I could talk about B.C. Rich and guitars in general for ages, and it is a bit difficult to say as much as possible in as less words as possible to not end up writing an essay.
Someone raised a question on how much the Chuck Stealths used to go for....well, that was in the past,now is now. Those Stealths cost more to buy second hand right now than what they were selling for as new. And while we are on topic of Chuck Stealths, A USA made one is 7000 Dollars, so compare that to the the price of a USA Stranger Things Warlock that started the debate. The ST Warlock has a Kahler bridge that is fucking 600 Euros on Thomann by itself. So, what are we talking about actually?
The prices of custom USA made guitars are through the roof now, take a look at Jackson, etc for example, it is not just an issue of B.C. Rich being too dear. I could join the club in saying that is insane and I'd never pay that money for something like that, but it is what it is at this time and age.
On someone saying you could never have bought a quality guitar for cheaper than right now is also a thing of the past. Prices have crept up considerably in the last 2 years and the general quality have started going down the drain when all the companies moved most of their production from awesome Korean factories to Indonesia even before covid. Jackson or LTD level that were 800E as new some years ago are 400 more at the moment. And add the fact that Indonesian manufactured guitars are still not on the level Korean made ones were. You were able to take an Ibanez guitar of practically any price level and have good frets, very playable, decent guitar. That is a thing of the past too.
So, I'd say the golden age of quality/price ratio has passed.
To revert back to the ST Warlocks, no, guitar collectors will not be buying these to put them next to their 59 LP. They'll be busy cork sniffing and would rather be killed on sight than having such a pointy abomination in their collection :)
I knew BC Rich had high end ranges, just back when I was interested in them that meant around a grand and a half, not five or seven grand.
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on January 22, 2023, 01:30:48 PMI knew BC Rich had high end ranges, just back when I was interested in them that meant around a grand and a half, not five or seven grand.
Yeah....things change, and it is usually never for the better. And to point it out again, it is the same with all the manufacturers at the moment.
I will never buy a new USA custom B.C. Rich/Jackson or whatever.....hell, I'll probably never buy a used one either. A nice Japanese, or even Korean one is more than good enough(and even these are not as good of a deal as they used to be).
Probably the best guitar I've ever had was an USA made Ironbird from second half of 80's. I've bought it for 700E and sold it for the same amount a bit later when I needed money to get furniture for the apartment(some 6-7 years ago). That was the approximate going price for them at the time. If I've held on to it, the value would be at least 3000 now,probably even more.
I bought a single cut warlock(new) for about 600 quid about 17 years ago..it is the best guitar I own..fixed bridge thick neck...baritone strings..invader pickup in the bridge..any recording I do is on that guitar..never goes out of tune..it is an animal
Quote from: londonleatherboy on January 22, 2023, 08:15:36 PMI bought a single cut warlock for about 600 quid about 17 years ago..it is the best guitar I own..fixed bridge thick neck...baritone strings..invader pickup in the bridge..any recording I do is on that guitar..never goes out of tune..it is an animal
Quote from: warhead on January 22, 2023, 01:28:13 PMThere are many different series/lines of B.C. Rich guitars, from cheap shit to expensive stuff, I'm a bit surprised people do not realize/understand it. If you have a 300E Warlock and a 6000E Warlock, it should be clear they are not the same, even if both are B.C. Rich Warlocks. Perhaps the company should have done the numbering system like ESP LTD did, so people would know if something is numbered as 10 - it is of lower quality, if it was numbered as 1000 - higher quality.
I could talk about B.C. Rich and guitars in general for ages, and it is a bit difficult to say as much as possible in as less words as possible to not end up writing an essay.
Someone raised a question on how much the Chuck Stealths used to go for....well, that was in the past,now is now. Those Stealths cost more to buy second hand right now than what they were selling for as new. And while we are on topic of Chuck Stealths, A USA made one is 7000 Dollars, so compare that to the the price of a USA Stranger Things Warlock that started the debate. The ST Warlock has a Kahler bridge that is fucking 600 Euros on Thomann by itself. So, what are we talking about actually?
The prices of custom USA made guitars are through the roof now, take a look at Jackson, etc for example, it is not just an issue of B.C. Rich being too dear. I could join the club in saying that is insane and I'd never pay that money for something like that, but it is what it is at this time and age.
On someone saying you could never have bought a quality guitar for cheaper than right now is also a thing of the past. Prices have crept up considerably in the last 2 years and the general quality have started going down the drain when all the companies moved most of their production from awesome Korean factories to Indonesia even before covid. Jackson or LTD level that were 800E as new some years ago are 400 more at the moment. And add the fact that Indonesian manufactured guitars are still not on the level Korean made ones were. You were able to take an Ibanez guitar of practically any price level and have good frets, very playable, decent guitar. That is a thing of the past too.
So, I'd say the golden age of quality/price ratio has passed.
To revert back to the ST Warlocks, no, guitar collectors will not be buying these to put them next to their 59 LP. They'll be busy cork sniffing and would rather be killed on sight than having such a pointy abomination in their collection :)
Someone said earlier the guitar market has gone nuts and I said it hasn't.. correction..the 2nd hand guitar market has gone beyond fucking nuts..them chuck guitars..insane money..have ye even seen the tom delonge surf strats from the early 2000's?!!!..blimey... go on reverb for a laugh!
Quote from: warhead on January 22, 2023, 01:28:13 PMThere are many different series/lines of B.C. Rich guitars, from cheap shit to expensive stuff, I'm a bit surprised people do not realize/understand it. If you have a 300E Warlock and a 6000E Warlock, it should be clear they are not the same, even if both are B.C. Rich Warlocks. Perhaps the company should have done the numbering system like ESP LTD did, so people would know if something is numbered as 10 - it is of lower quality, if it was numbered as 1000 - higher quality.
I could talk about B.C. Rich and guitars in general for ages, and it is a bit difficult to say as much as possible in as less words as possible to not end up writing an essay.
Someone raised a question on how much the Chuck Stealths used to go for....well, that was in the past,now is now. Those Stealths cost more to buy second hand right now than what they were selling for as new. And while we are on topic of Chuck Stealths, A USA made one is 7000 Dollars, so compare that to the the price of a USA Stranger Things Warlock that started the debate. The ST Warlock has a Kahler bridge that is fucking 600 Euros on Thomann by itself. So, what are we talking about actually?
The prices of custom USA made guitars are through the roof now, take a look at Jackson, etc for example, it is not just an issue of B.C. Rich being too dear. I could join the club in saying that is insane and I'd never pay that money for something like that, but it is what it is at this time and age.
On someone saying you could never have bought a quality guitar for cheaper than right now is also a thing of the past. Prices have crept up considerably in the last 2 years and the general quality have started going down the drain when all the companies moved most of their production from awesome Korean factories to Indonesia even before covid. Jackson or LTD level that were 800E as new some years ago are 400 more at the moment. And add the fact that Indonesian manufactured guitars are still not on the level Korean made ones were. You were able to take an Ibanez guitar of practically any price level and have good frets, very playable, decent guitar. That is a thing of the past too.
So, I'd say the golden age of quality/price ratio has passed.
To revert back to the ST Warlocks, no, guitar collectors will not be buying these to put them next to their 59 LP. They'll be busy cork sniffing and would rather be killed on sight than having such a pointy abomination in their collection :)
Wasn't talking about guitar officionados hanging it up next to their 59 les Paul..meant the ballbag investment banker hanging it next to his 59 les Paul , Bruce Springsteen guitar and vinyl copy of Fleetwood mac
Quote from: londonleatherboy on January 22, 2023, 08:15:36 PMI bought a single cut warlock(new) for about 600 quid about 17 years ago..it is the best guitar I own..fixed bridge thick neck...baritone strings..invader pickup in the bridge..any recording I do is on that guitar..never goes out of tune..it is an animal
Yeah, 2000's B.C. Riches that were not the Bronze/Platinum series were amazing guitars....amazing!! They even had some neckthrough Made in China series, maybe Deluxe, can not remember correctly that were good enough quality for a pro use.
I picked up one of the Korean Chuck Stealth models years ago in a trade. It's a decent guitar, definitely. Their brand image has suffered from selling so much budget shite, which is a shame, but I suppose it paid the bills.
For a moment I thought I needed glasses when I was looking at this.
You would have to be a full blown cunt to buy these pants.
https://metallicablackbox.com/collections/new-to-the-shop/products/one-of-a-kind-sad-but-true-pants
The tour. "experience " packages is crazy as well.
:laugh:
Wow. At least these cunts make themselves easy enough to spot from a distance and avoid.
https://youtu.be/Za4Fwr8TlDo
Jesus fkn wept...the 'Kirk Hammet Greeney'
Only 20grand if anyone wants to do a forum whip round
This bellend doesn't deserve to even hold gary moores guitar
Speaking of shit Metallica merch:
https://dixxon.co.uk/collections/metallica-kill-em-all-flannel/products/metallica-kill-em-all-flannel
Ah feck sake, you can only order a maximum of 4 of those flannel shirts >:(
For some reason they got yer man posing in the jacks with a can? Pity the fools!
https://www.redbubble.com/i/dress/Euronymous-Cut-Off-by-afv1995/44902419.TGIUM (https://www.redbubble.com/i/dress/Euronymous-Cut-Off-by-afv1995/44902419.TGIUM)
(https://i0.wp.com/toiletovhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Euronymous-dress.jpg?ssl=1)
If only they had a dress like that with Varg. Ah well.
The shirt yoke is bad enough... but that dress... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That dress isn't band merch. Redbubble is one of those sites that you can find any image on any shirt or dress or whatever else.
Christ ...
https://www.molilulu.com/products/mens-rock-band-short-sleeve-casual-print-shirt-4
(https://www.molilulu.com/cdn/shop/files/jpg_3273a3e6-e3bc-41a3-be5a-917e3e419db0_650x.jpg?v=1689330029)
Ah fuck off with that :laugh:
Hideous altogether but no doubt it'll probably sell bundles at Wacken
That's a shirt for a wedding/funeral if ever I saw one.
If work ever says I need to wear a shirt and tie :laugh:
https://www.emp.ie/p/touchdown/558447.html
These limited edition box sets are f'king comedy these days
Ha, yeah, couldn't agree more, it's like they're competing to see who can throw in the most garbage, the cringe factor is off the charts when you click on one.
https://store.slayer.net/products/slayer-meat-brander
Smell awaits
https://store.slayer.net/collections/accessories/products/slayer-scratchy-logo-cut-latex
This is also embarrassing.
Wow just noticed on megadeth.com that all the guitars megadeth use for their tour are for sale....select a date!
https://collectibles.megadeth.com/products/dave-mustaine-stage-played-guitar
No chance of the double headed king V from the 90's then?
Bovine Intervention
Kerry Burgerking
Quote from: Trev on August 19, 2023, 12:15:07 PMBovine Intervention
:laugh: :abbath: :laugh: :abbath:
Quote from: Bürggermeister on August 18, 2023, 08:41:44 PMhttps://store.slayer.net/products/slayer-meat-brander
How long before we get a video of some Slayer fan using it on themselves while screaming SLAAAYYEEERRRR?
Quote from: Trev on August 19, 2023, 12:15:07 PMBovine Intervention
Quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
https://knucklebonz.com/product-category/slayer/
More overpriced shite for people to part with their hard earned cash. Poor Lombardo can't seem to get anyone to make a toy of him though :laugh:
€250 Kraftwerk schoolbag, anyone?
https://www.klingklangkonsumprodukt.com/en/new/#cc-m-product-6592826413
MegaDave suitcase anyone?
https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-peace-sells-suitcase-large-black-larpsmegd01
Edit: Jesus, it gets worse...
https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-rust-in-peace-bar-stool-black-bsmegrust
Quote from: Carnage on January 09, 2024, 10:09:07 PMMegaDave suitcase anyone?
https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-peace-sells-suitcase-large-black-larpsmegd01
Edit: Jesus, it gets worse...
https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-rust-in-peace-bar-stool-black-bsmegrust
I don't know how well that suitcase would go down while trying to get through security, did they even think about that?
Have cool, will travel suitcase!!! wow just what I have always wanted!
Quote from: Carnage on January 09, 2024, 10:09:07 PMMegaDave suitcase anyone?
https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-peace-sells-suitcase-large-black-larpsmegd01
Edit: Jesus, it gets worse...
https://www.plastichead.com/megadeth-rust-in-peace-bar-stool-black-bsmegrust
Not much of a shock. Most of what Dave has released for the last 30 years could be described as a stool of sorts
Is £200 for a suitcase a rip off? Just asking as I have never bought a suitcase so no idea what they usually cost
Quote from: Anvil on January 10, 2024, 08:59:18 AMIs £200 for a suitcase a rip off? Just asking as I have never bought a suitcase so no idea what they usually cost
I travel a lot and I picked up a high-end case after years of buying cheap cabin bags only for them to fail/break in transit on the first or second go so it became a total false economy. The wheels snap or come off, the zips don't hold, the handles are crap or the shell casing cracks because it's made of low-grade plastic.
The bag that I have now - a Samsonite Paradiver - lists at about €220 or something - I got it for less in a Kildare Village outlet sale - it's been around the globe with me a few times, no problems so far.
That bag that Musty is touting looks like it won't last pissing time. Belongs in the cheapo category.
Barse stool.
Peace Sells...but Who's Flying?
Arses On Your Stool
Have Stool, Will Travel Case
À Stool Le Monde
Tornado of Holes.
Peace Sells... But Who's Buying Duty Free?
Into the luggage of hell.
Suitcase Of Destruction
Alice In Chains are reissuing Jar Of Flies for its 30th anniversary. Alongside the vinyl, T-shirts etc. there's this beauty:
https://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/jar-of-flies-30th-anniversary-merch/products/jar-of-flies-custom-poker-set
What a complete cunt of a thing.
At first glance, it's not the worst. Like not something I'd rush out to buy, but if somebody gave me this as a gift (I've probably said this numerous times in this thread already), I'd be happy with it.
That promo pic with the chubby hand with woeful nail extentions holding the cards is just gack though. What a shitty hand to promote a card set with!!
Back and sleeve prints lads. Would make the toes curl up to the shins
Sleeveprints were ubiquitous with the nascent Death Metal scene of the early nineties and as such always have a place in my heart. Back prints are very hit and miss but what's not cool about twelve yellow Entombed logos down your arm?
Nothing wrong with either.
Quote from: Carnage on January 25, 2024, 06:45:24 PMAlice In Chains are reissuing Jar Of Flies for its 30th anniversary. Alongside the vinyl, T-shirts etc. there's this beauty:
https://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/jar-of-flies-30th-anniversary-merch/products/jar-of-flies-custom-poker-set
It's what Layne would have wanted.
I preferred back in the day when bands released music :(
I don't mind back prints unless it is text, then they can go fuck themselves.
Edit...senior moment
Quote from: astfgyl on January 26, 2024, 12:40:19 AMBack and sleeve prints lads. Would make the toes curl up to the shins
Wrong, just wrong. Both are class.
Double post
I would have been annoyed if there wasn't a back or sleeve print when I were but a lad, couldn't care less now. I have precisely one longsleeve now and can't remember if it has either.
Long sleeves are now and forever mandatory.
The Vircolac one that cam out for the album was brilliant.
They should do another one.
short sleeve with only front-print but a shit one < long sleeve with cool front-, back- and sleeve-print
I should have said the ones with text on them. Pictures are fine
What about the t shirts with funny stuff on them, like when I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass or if lost return to the pub.
Quote from: astfgyl on January 26, 2024, 01:39:42 PMI should have said the ones with text on them. Pictures are fine
I have a lovely Sumac longsleeve that has the bones of a novel on one of the sleeves, I love it but it is also hilarious. I'll get a picture later
The only acceptable back prints are tour dates with a few exceptions. I don't know how anyone over the age of 15 can walk around in a t-shirt with some stupid out of context lyric quote printed on the back of a shirt in block capitals the same with hoodies. You may as well just get a man bag too and be done with it. Pocket logo on zip hoods for me is the only way to go when it comes to hoodies.
I don't mind sleeve prints on hoods or long sleeves unless it was one of those stupid designs that has the same quote or band logo printed over and over.
So many 'underground' labels are notorious for printing up horrible merch especially NWN and Hells. Plenty of great front prints destroyed with horrible back prints. Mortuus holy poison is guilty of this as well.
I still wear albeit around the house my Annihilation of the Wicked hoodie. Loved the design back in the day, not so much now. Pretty garish.
Quote from: astfgyl on January 26, 2024, 01:39:42 PMI should have said the ones with text on them. Pictures are fine
Lock Up are hoors for this, I drink in an old man's pub and get quayre looks off some of the regulars depending on what T-shirt is on.
My darling wife always asks me what age do I think I am when I venture out in a band t shirt. I show her by telling here she doesn't understand. Then I give the tree out the front a kick as well.
Consider yourself shown I say.
Quote from: Circlepit on January 26, 2024, 04:02:35 PMMy darling wife always asks me what age do I think I am when I venture out in a band t shirt. I show her by telling here she doesn't understand. Then I give the tree out the front a kick as well.
I wear band tees all the time. Like every day. Have so many of the feckers it seems wrong not to. :laugh:
To be fair, though. The ones I go for aren't usually too over the top.
Quote from: mickO))) on January 26, 2024, 02:57:36 PMThe only acceptable back prints are tour dates with a few exceptions.
Wholeheartedly agree. Bands and labels clearly can't be trusted to not put spasticated shite on the back of shirts so they should just leave it alone if it's not a tour shirt!
Anoint My Phallus
Ah now, there's no call for that
Quote from: John Kimble on January 26, 2024, 06:36:33 PMAnoint My Phallus
Not only was it fucking dreadful, it was incorrectly spelled "Annoint"!
Edit:
(https://tshirtslayer.com/files-tshirt/styles/shirtview/public/user-5631/2123baa91df5b24e465b130abfd31687.jpg)
Just received this work emailer from a place that must've ordered tools from.
Don't be Toe-n-derstruck.
(I should ask them if they want to use that)
(https://i.imgur.com/6ORGzyB.png)
Quote from: StoutAndAle on February 01, 2024, 12:00:01 PMJust received this work emailer from a place that must've ordered tools from.
Don't be Toe-n-derstruck.
(I should ask them if they want to use that)
(https://i.imgur.com/6ORGzyB.png)
Shoe to Thrill.... and I'm ready to drill
:laugh:
:laugh: Very well done
This one isn't bad
https://www.ravagerecs.com/product-page/burzum-x-ye-t-shirt?fbclid=IwAR1Oi-DIer58c5ehBLCzp85P_K_FUtQkgXKnylRUfxN7UjsMiFY5yW8mxUo
Ha! I'd wear that, for the craic!
:-X
https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)
That's not all that bad actually. I'd have snapped it up 20 years ago!
Quote from: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM:-X
https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)
What the jaysus is "PU leather". PU polyurethane? So it's a plastic jacket?
Quote from: 91/30 on February 17, 2024, 02:18:48 AMQuote from: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM:-X
https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)
What the jaysus is "PU leather". PU polyurethane? So it's a plastic jacket?
I'm surprised they actually called it PU, these days it's nearly always called vegan leather, to try and make it sound environmentally friendly.
Quote from: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM:-X
https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)
Must be AI generated
Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on February 17, 2024, 08:40:22 AMQuote from: 91/30 on February 17, 2024, 02:18:48 AMQuote from: jobrok1 on February 16, 2024, 09:39:54 PM:-X
https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk (https://mongatee.com/products/sl-vintage-leather-jacket-1?fbclid=IwAR0jz2mGwHR-K4L3C4NMN4NQ2UB_YpddnQoNOT7HCMuQK04d0m1aU5uNXPk)
What the jaysus is "PU leather". PU polyurethane? So it's a plastic jacket?
I'm surprised they actually called it PU, these days it's nearly always called vegan leather, to try and make it sound environmentally friendly.
Lol at vegan leather
Deicide are releasing a stout called The Light Defeated after a track on their new album.
https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2024/03/14/deicide-teams-up-with-craft-beer-masters-3-floyds-the-light-defeated-stout-to-debut-at-decibel-magazine-metal-beer-fest/
It got me thinking about other beers they could bring out if this goes well:
Lambic of God's Creation
Serpents of the Light Beer
Behind the Light Beer Thou Shall Rise
In Helles I Burn
This Is Helles We're In
In Torment in Helles
To Helles with God
Deicider?
Wonder when the Deicide'd to do that..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Write a good album you brand members!
:laugh:
(https://bravewords.com/medias-static/images/news/2024/newbonfig1324.jpeg)
His hips don't lie :laugh:
Christ! That looks more like Eugene Levy than Bon Scott.
I thought more Tim Allen, myself
:laugh: :laugh: , class.
They should make a little one of Angus that ya can attach to his shoulders.
Just seen Bathory Dye Sub shirts on Plastic Head.
https://www.plastichead.com/bathory-nordland-dye-sub-t-shirt-dye-sub-multicoloured-zzzphd13539xxxxxl
Who would wear this?
Wow. You'd nearly say they're Born For Burning.
Just had a look, the Blood Fire Death one isn't bad apart from the huge back print but the rest....No.
Quote from: Anvil on June 25, 2024, 06:37:33 PMJust seen Bathory Dye Sub shirts on Plastic Head.
https://www.plastichead.com/bathory-nordland-dye-sub-t-shirt-dye-sub-multicoloured-zzzphd13539xxxxxl
Who would wear this?
Hipster metalheads who call black metal Wizard Rap probably
Quote from: Count Magnus on March 19, 2024, 03:47:36 PMDeicide are releasing a stout called The Light Defeated after a track on their new album.
https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2024/03/14/deicide-teams-up-with-craft-beer-masters-3-floyds-the-light-defeated-stout-to-debut-at-decibel-magazine-metal-beer-fest/
It got me thinking about other beers they could bring out if this goes well:
Lambic of God's Creation
Serpents of the Light Beer
Behind the Light Beer Thou Shall Rise
In Helles I Burn
This Is Helles We're In
In Torment in Helles
To Helles with God
Once upon a Bass (do they still make Bass?)
They do as far as I know, sure wasn't it Bertie's tipple of choice? A grand drop if memory serves.
Bass was my pint of choice when I first started going to pubs before I discovered Guinness.
Clown shoes by Doc Martens/Nine Inch Nails anyone?
https://www.facebook.com/share/xHpSJJZwgzfXNqXC/
I know at least a couple of clowns who will buy them too.
Hurry up and get the Trve Lycra Kvnt look!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9CaoTmizWT/?igsh=bGE4M3MxZWtqc3d1
Quote from: Born of Fire on July 17, 2024, 09:19:32 PMHurry up and get the Trve Lycra Kvnt look!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9CaoTmizWT/?igsh=bGE4M3MxZWtqc3d1
Would you wear them if you had to cycle a distance to burn a church down?
That's the most ridic...ah here I give up
The absolute fucking state.
Who would have thought that cyclists could look any more ridiculous in their spandex?
Mick Wall was talking the piss out of this on the podcast
https://www.xerjoff.com/blends/9809-tony-iommi-monkey-special-parfum-50ml.html?srsltid=AfmBOoq2gN8E5m4FRSZTizy6HtPbNrVeQ54KklOLQc5wruXuWiGSce3M
Buy $20, yours for just €355.95!
https://www.parthavacoin.com/products/eddie-iron-maiden-best-of-eddie-3-oz-silver-coin-20-cook-islands-2024
Quote from: Bürggermeister on August 08, 2024, 09:01:59 PMBuy $20, yours for just €355.95!
https://www.parthavacoin.com/products/eddie-iron-maiden-best-of-eddie-3-oz-silver-coin-20-cook-islands-2024
"I've had to shell out a fahkin ton of cash for me daughters wedding Rod, that slag from the 'Stones barely bought a round of pints at the afters"
"Don't you worry Stevie, The Sheriff Of Huddersfield has got an idea!"
:laugh:
https://www.instagram.com/p/C-bMfK2snDA/?igsh=YW5tbng1N3hzbGs1
To be fair, these are pretty cool though!
Heading to Deicide in London Sunday with support from some crowd called Corpsing. Here's their 'COF did this decades ago' merch:
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Ah jaysus, you'd be mortified. I can only assume they sound as bad as that looks.
Edit: They do.
Not merch but stil shit..
https://blabbermouth.net/news/join-metallicas-james-hetfield-for-an-intimate-dinner-for-charity (https://blabbermouth.net/news/join-metallicas-james-hetfield-for-an-intimate-dinner-for-charity)
QuoteAlso taking part in the dinner will be an Adaptive Sports Foundation athlete and an accompanying staff member, who will share their success story with James and your group.
According to the rules of the auction, the "winner is responsible for the cost of the meal for all present."
:laugh:
Am I missing something here? So in addition to 'winning' the auction (the current bid being $28k), the 'winner' also has to cover the cost of the meal?! Like Hetfield couldn't stretch to that?
Quote from: John Kimble on August 15, 2024, 10:19:46 PMAm I missing something here? So in addition to 'winning' the auction (the current bid being $28k), the 'winner' also has to cover the cost of the meal?! Like Hetfield couldn't stretch to that?
Looks like it yes..
Win a chance to buy a meal for a millionaire, and suffer the pleasure of having to listen to members of a charity backslapping themselves, and you have to pay for their meals too :laugh:
Quote from: The Heretic on August 15, 2024, 10:36:53 PMQuote from: John Kimble on August 15, 2024, 10:19:46 PMAm I missing something here? So in addition to 'winning' the auction (the current bid being $28k), the 'winner' also has to cover the cost of the meal?! Like Hetfield couldn't stretch to that?
Looks like it yes..
Rock-A-Hula Het.
Shit? Far from it. Merch? Not really. Shameless? Oh yeah:
https://reverb.com/item/83891847-1985-usa-jackson-kelly-2-preowned-by-marty-friedman-megadeth-s-rust-in-peace-dragons-kiss-cacophony-era-his-legendary-main-guitar?utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=83891847&utm_source=aw&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=TechRadar&sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=103504&awc=67144_1723742339_dba4ca105f9cb521e17f2241c1d0161a
To be fair, it's his former manager selling it but fucking hell.
Amazing.
Quote from: John Kimble on August 15, 2024, 10:19:46 PMAm I missing something here? So in addition to 'winning' the auction (the current bid being $28k), the 'winner' also has to cover the cost of the meal?! Like Hetfield couldn't stretch to that?
Diners Eve..
Ain't my bill
Paid to snack
For Whom the Bill Tolls
Eye of the Bill holder
Onion
Eating Het
Fry The Whiting
Feeding Me
Taste My Hake
Trapped Under Rice
72 Seasonings
Grill 'Em All
Motorbread
Crêpe-ing Death
No Maincourse
Ain't My Dish
Cadbury's Heroes of the Day
Danone, Inc.
The Cod That Failed
Enter Sandeman Port Wine
Don't Bread on Me
Nothing Else Batters
Enter Sandwich..
Metal Delishia
To live is to dine.
Outlaw Corn
Jump In The Frier.
Filet that Never Comes
Eye of the Bread-holder
And Juices for All
The Fried Ends of Sanity
Cream No More
Better Than Stew
Hit the Four Lights (wee one there for anyone familiar with Sligo).
Inamabelly
Gimme food, gimme pie, gimme all expenses wine...
First Course In Brain Surgery
Pie,Pie,Pie My Darling.
Trapped Under Rice
Wherever I Mayo
Am I Cabbage?
Quote from: Ducky on August 16, 2024, 04:17:55 PMHit the Four Lights (wee one there for anyone familiar with Sligo).
:laugh: :laugh: and Donegal Town and Letterkenny..
Am I Savage for Bacon and Cabbage..
Quote from: The Heretic on August 16, 2024, 06:05:57 PMQuote from: Ducky on August 16, 2024, 04:17:55 PMHit the Four Lights (wee one there for anyone familiar with Sligo).
:laugh: :laugh: and Donegal Town and Letterkenny..
Forgot it's that far north :laugh:
Seeing as you're familiar with the place... The Big Four :laugh:
St. Hunger
So What('s on the menu)
Breadfan
Harvester of Sourdough
All I wanted was a statue, just one statue...
https://knucklebonz.com/products/suicidal-tendencies-mike-muir-knucklebonz-statue
Looks like he's shot-putting a microphone
Take a bow, 'tallica
https://www.bkstr.com/virginiatechstore/search/keyword/metallica?cm_mmc=VirginiaTech-_-FY25Metallica-_-VTNews-_-2130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dFFX5CPHXg
As bad as that is, the worst thing is the 2 tarts with their vocal fry bullshit.
To be fair to them, I found out recently there's a Metallica scholarship program where they give out a heap of money in grants to students in community collages in America, which is nice.
The cynic in me says they are doing it for a tax break but I am a bitter old bastard...
Quote from: Anvil on August 28, 2024, 10:07:34 AMThe cynic in me says they are doing it for a tax break but I am a bitter old bastard...
I'd say you're right to a degree. I mean most big bands would be doing things like this for tax reasons as its business. At the same time the Metallica lads seem sound enough too. Probably both
I'm sure they've got their pricey accountants sorting out the best way around it, but they are still doing it and giving away fortunes. Fair play to them
To quote Joe Elliot on the late Steve Clark and his struggles, "you buy a drink for everyone in the pub - you're the flash rock star, but if you don't buy a drink - you're a miserable git..."
you cant win either way....
Yup the world is full of cynical, bitter old bastards.
:laugh:
That Joe Elliott cunt... he bought us all pints and not a single packet of crisps! I nearly threw the pint back in his stupid rich cheapskate face. Nearly.
Quote from: Anvil on August 28, 2024, 10:07:34 AMThe cynic in me says they are doing it for a tax break but I am a bitter old bastard...
I'd be lying if I said I didn't immediately think the same thing (being a cynical auld cunt myself), but I'm trying to look at things from a bit more of a positive angle these days. God knows there's enough horrible shite going on without looking for the darkness around the odd chink of light there is.
Enter Taxman
Quote from: Anvil on August 28, 2024, 10:07:34 AMThe cynic in me says they are doing it for a tax break but I am a bitter old bastard...
Philanthropy is the best marketing 🤮(and write off).
Still not the worst thing to happen to Virginia Tech!
Creeping Death (and Taxes)
Or maybe just... Creeping Debt
One (Million Dollars... Dr Evil style)
Please stop with the puns.
[Sticks head around the door]
The Punforgiven?
[Exit]
:laugh:
(https://pill-id.org/wp-content/uploads/13127_lg_20220613_121550.jpg)
John Petrucci beard oil anyone?
(https://www.themodernman.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/99bbd889e49d49672eed731668ce7046/w/w/www.captainfawcett.com_nebula-2238.png)
There's also a unisex scent if your wife doesn't have a beard ;)
(https://www.captainfawcett.com/cdn/shop/files/www.captainfawcett.com_Nebula_EDP-5948_0242e535-fe19-428a-98eb-d26a2e358729.jpg?v=1720788035)
Even on her best days my wife doesn't smell like Petrucci
Quote from: stearl on August 29, 2024, 09:15:30 PMJohn Petrucci beard oil anyone?
(https://www.themodernman.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/99bbd889e49d49672eed731668ce7046/w/w/www.captainfawcett.com_nebula-2238.png)
Is the bit sticking out the top a plec or a butt-plug?
Judging by the look on John's face I'm guessing a butt-plug.
Quote from: Bürggermeister on August 29, 2024, 09:19:52 PMEven on her best days my wife doesn't smell like Petrucci
Well for just £75 she can smell like Petrucci every day :o
Saw this in TK Max earlier. Not my size so any of you Clonmel heads can still nab it and be the coolest lad in town with this bad boy
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Quote from: Bürggermeister on September 07, 2024, 01:48:35 PMSaw this in TK Max earlier. Not my size so any of you Clonmel heads can still nab it and be the coolest lad in town with this bad boy
27DD8542-A059-42BC-882E-E5D940A9A78C.jpeg
Kerrang! That's the sound the shower door made that I dropped last week :laugh:
:laugh:
https://spindizzyrecords.com/products/iron-maiden-somewhere-in-time-reissue-with-tour-lenticular-lp-yellow-vinyl
Maiden are really scraping the barrell with these anniversary releases last few years and charging primo dinero. Blatant money grab
At least they have Nicko's medical bills as an excuse...
Looks like they're squeezing it onto a single record, too. Should be a double for a 51 minute album.
Powerslave money grab looks great though! Cheaper too. https://www.ironmaiden.com/powerslave-40th-anniversary-zoetrope-vinyl/
Quote from: yknaa on September 11, 2024, 02:31:34 PMPowerslave money grab looks great though! Cheaper too.https://www.ironmaiden.com/powerslave-40th-anniversary-zoetrope-vinyl/
Yeah it's only 31 which is mad for zoetropes as they're usually €50
Quote from: Anvil on September 11, 2024, 09:27:02 AMAt least they have Nicko's medical bills as an excuse...
A stroke of marketing genius you could say
Quote from: Anvil on September 11, 2024, 09:27:02 AMAt least they have Nicko's medical bills as an excuse...
Smallwood looking at the quarter fo
Quote from: Anvil on September 11, 2024, 09:27:02 AMAt least they have Nicko's medical bills as an excuse...
Steve paying off the daughters wedding 😂
Quote from: Bürggermeister on September 11, 2024, 10:55:19 AMLooks like they're squeezing it onto a single record, too. Should be a double for a 51 minute album.
All the parlophone reissues have been terrible, I wish someone would license them and do something decent.
The reissues for some of these bands are getting out of hand. They're usually of varying quality, and if you miss out on it, there'll inevitably be another super limited version a couple of years later
Quote from: stearl on August 29, 2024, 09:15:30 PMJohn Petrucci beard oil anyone?
(https://www.themodernman.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/99bbd889e49d49672eed731668ce7046/w/w/www.captainfawcett.com_nebula-2238.png)
"No thank you ma'am, I'm a musician"
https://blabbermouth.net/news/slayer-unveils-raining-blood-hot-sauce
Raining Blood!...
On your macerated fries!
Seasonings in the Abyss.
Bitter Peach
Chips of Eternity
Expendable Tooth
Born of Fries
Read Between the Pies
Spill the Grub
Guilty of Being White Bread
Grill Again
Lardening of the Arteries
Behind the Crooked Hot Cross Buns
Cleanse the Sole
Here Comes the Pancakes
Kerry Burger King
Ghosts of woaaahhhh me fucken mouth!
https://earache.com/collections/deicide/products/deicide-scars-of-the-crucifix-spirit-board
I actually like the idea of a Ouija board as an extra, but that one looks terrible.
Quote from: Eoin McLove on September 26, 2024, 12:08:33 AMI actually like the idea of a Ouija board as an extra, but that one looks terrible.
Plywood routed with a CNC....cheap as fuck...
Interesting chat on merch history here
https://shows.acast.com/rockonteurs-with-gary-kemp-and-guy-pratt/episodes/s8e3-norman-perry
How many of ye bought the Slough Feg space dog plate?
Never knew about that. But if had...
Quote from: 91/30 on September 28, 2024, 08:59:35 AMHow many of ye bought the Slough Feg space dog plate?
They now have a skateboard deck ??? (https://forum.metalwarfare.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsloughfeg.com%2Fpics%2Fskate.jpg&hash=8d8411d1cda52b14cd0848e83688d7fe11d5786e)
https://www.revolvermag.com/music/tool-release-30th-anniversary-cd-version-of-undertow/
Doesn't get much shitter than this
"I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, and then you bought one".
Indeed, Mr. Keenan, indeed.
They really plumb the depths of consumer stupidity when they put out physical formats these days. Anyone willing to fork out for their overpriced gimmicks needs their head examined.
Like if they said "here, this is a fancy-ish reissue, 25 quid" I'd be all over it as it does look nice.
But sure enough that price is a piss take. At the same time I'd be confident that they're well aware their diehard fans have a borderline mental illness (just look at the Tool sub on Reddit) and would probably pay to lick their shits. So I kinda admire them for exploiting the shit out of these morons (doubly so that a lot of those diehards think they've some sort of intellectual superiority).
How much are they charging for a lick of their shite? Asking for a friend.
The CD edition of the last album was around 90 quid for a deluxe package yoke, no bog standard CD at all. Shite. As was the album, but if I was a completist...
Even the Opiate anniversary thing was around €30 for one song. Off ta fuck.
I got the last album for about 40 quid iirc and tbh I was robbed because only the first 4 tunes are any good. Stupid multimedia bullshit package and not even a great album to back it up. After 13 years. State of it
Vine fertiliser doesn't come cheap...
They produce plenty of fertiliser themselves these days.
Still have never heard 1 Tool song..badge if honour
This is actually pretty cool (not official, they do loads of different artists).
https://mtervodesign.com/products/judas-priest-albums-cassette-retro-collection-accent-mug?_pos=7&_sid=c93ab4073&_ss=r
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71g0choKM3L.jpg)
Looks like Funko turned Vic into a South Park character.
Quote from: Ducky on October 30, 2024, 07:15:43 PMThis is actually pretty cool (not official, they do loads of different artists).
https://mtervodesign.com/products/judas-priest-albums-cassette-retro-collection-accent-mug?_pos=7&_sid=c93ab4073&_ss=r
"Oh! Oh! 'A mug with Philip Glass'! Just a mug!?"
https://mtervodesign.com/products/philip-glass-albums-cassette-retro-collection-accent-mug?s=rec&w=p
Quote from: londonleatherboy on September 29, 2024, 10:09:47 PMStill have never heard 1 Tool song..badge if honour
Tool have some great songs.
Might be difficult to listen to them now for the first time, non-judgementally, given their 'hype' and their seemingly 'insufferable' fan-base that I've yet to encounter...
But some songs 10/10 for sure, they did something different and it was good.
Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on October 30, 2024, 07:23:07 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71g0choKM3L.jpg)
Looks like Funko turned Vic into a South Park character.
Bad paint job on it from the Chinese Funko plant by the looks of it. The ones from the Vietnam factory tend to be better quality.
I don't mind some of the album art ones, but there's great margins for folks who get a Funko deal so that's why they sign up for them.
What is the appeal of these ugly pieces of shit? Jesus.
Quite, they're very silly looking.
A former band mate of mine gave me a Lemmy one when I helped him out with a charity gig a few years ago. It's grand on the shelf but I don't get people who collect them really. My mates daughter apparently has shelves and shelves of them in her room, mostly horror or comics related I think.
They nerf good character design 101 by giving all of them the same silhouette (which is impressive when you consider they're taking already iconic characters). Then they all get the same hideous-bug eyes.
I've a former friend (former because he's a pathological liar) who collected these like they were lifesblood. Like he's always had close to zero taste in anything, but these yokes are truly hideous.
And I can't take anyone over the age of 14 seriously if they collect them.
Those mugs with the cassette prints are fucking awful...
https://blabbermouth.net/news/anthraxs-scott-ian-official-1987-era-action-figure-coming-in-may
Quote from: Pagan Saviour on November 15, 2024, 08:11:54 PMhttps://blabbermouth.net/news/anthraxs-scott-ian-official-1987-era-action-figure-coming-in-may
Couldn't even use it as a Voodoo Doll...
If they ever do a Dan Spitz one I hope it's cross-eyed for accuracy
Joey's one could get a darker tan when exposed to sunlight.
The last two comments win.
Now you can have a body like... Yngwie
https://www.malmsteenmerchandise.com/products/yngwie-malmsteens-force-multivitamin-gummies
He's missed an entire market on erectile dysfunction meds. Imagine a marketing campaign behind "Yngwies Rising Force".... it couldn't fail!
" in a tasty and rockstar approved form"
I had to order after reading that but.
I expect a perm of power after a month of taking them.
Pretty much all of the Anthrax mech for the upcoming tour. Also a snip at €49.99!. Feast your eyes here: https://anthrax.backstreetmerch.com/collections/apparel/products/drokk-it-tee?_kx=D5f0Rvz2kBohdR60VJek1dkEdfTsKR5s2PZmWR6ZKOI.RpxErd
Class, must grab a pentathrax mosh bandana
50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.
I thought it was bad when it hit €30, and that wasn't long ago. Off they can fuck.
Quote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.
And there no guarantee even at that price that the fuckers wont shrink!!
You'd get a years worth of Yngwie vitamins for 50 quid :laugh:
Quote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.
Ah it's not. On average I pay 20 - 25 before shipping for a shirt and feel ripped off when it's 25. I got an RIM logo shirt in the door yesterday for €23 shipped and bought a few shirts from RBC a few months ago all €19 shipped to the door. Maybe for the bigger rip off bands that might be the normal price. I even got 2 Pharmacist shirts shipped from Japan about a year ago for €24 each which was great.
Quote from: mickO))) on November 21, 2024, 12:28:43 PMQuote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.
Ah it's not. On average I pay 20 - 25 before shipping for a shirt and feel ripped off when it's 25. I got an RIM logo shirt in the door yesterday for €23 shipped and bought a few shirts from RBC a few months ago all €19 shipped to the door. Maybe for the bigger rip off bands that might be the normal price. I even got 2 Pharmacist shirts shipped from Japan about a year ago for €24 each which was great.
Yeah there are some spots that are good value, and typically it's the smaller bands that don't overcharge. I was more getting at the large/medium bands that charge a pretty penny for anything either their name scrawled on.
I paid €41.23 for a Blood Incantation t-shirt there from Impericon - shipping was €15.99 (plus some other 25c bullshit charge), t-shirt itself was €25.
I did pay €40 for a long sleeve Revocation t-shirt when they played here last year. I figured that for four bands from the the US to be playing here at a cost of €25 per punter, they're not exactly going to be affording their own Ed Force One any time this millennium, so I felt okay stumping up for the t-shirt.
Bit late now but for future reference, you'd probably get the BI one from Evil Greed for less - though not much less, and they rarely have what you want in stock.
Ta, yeah I was meant to use EG but was absolutely pissed as a fart when I ordered, so went with whichever site I had an auto login for :laugh:
This is the way.
Quote from: mickO))) on November 21, 2024, 12:28:43 PMQuote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.
Ah it's not. On average I pay 20 - 25 before shipping for a shirt and feel ripped off when it's 25. I got an RIM logo shirt in the door yesterday for €23 shipped and bought a few shirts from RBC a few months ago all €19 shipped to the door. Maybe for the bigger rip off bands that might be the normal price. I even got 2 Pharmacist shirts shipped from Japan about a year ago for €24 each which was great.
If by RIM you mean Revoroum, you might kindly point me to where you got it.
https://www.slayer.net/products/cult-lyric-plaque
Holy mother of fuck the price for that - and it's not the original lyric either ???
I think 'Cult' is a typo, judging by that price.
Even if it was the original sheet of paper that Hanneman wrote the lyrics of Angel of Death on, you still shouldn't have the balls to charge that price...
Quote from: mickO))) on November 21, 2024, 12:28:43 PMQuote from: The Great Cull on November 21, 2024, 11:16:13 AM50 quid appears to be the new normal for a tshirt now. Any band can get fucked with that amount.
Ah it's not. On average I pay 20 - 25 before shipping for a shirt and feel ripped off when it's 25. I got an RIM logo shirt in the door yesterday for €23 shipped and bought a few shirts from RBC a few months ago all €19 shipped to the door. Maybe for the bigger rip off bands that might be the normal price. I even got 2 Pharmacist shirts shipped from Japan about a year ago for €24 each which was great.
What's RBC ?
Quote from: Bürggermeister on November 19, 2024, 02:22:55 PMNow you can have a body like... Yngwie
https://www.malmsteenmerchandise.com/products/yngwie-malmsteens-force-multivitamin-gummies
I Am A Vitamin
Thanks.
Construction hard hat
https://www.coolhardhats.com.au/product-page/slayer-msa-cap-new-design
God almighty but it's a hideous design
Quote from: 91/30 on January 07, 2025, 12:04:04 PMConstruction hard hat
https://www.coolhardhats.com.au/product-page/slayer-msa-cap-new-design
God almighty but it's a hideous design
I'd love to see someone wearing that proudly, shouting Slayer as they drive a JCB.
Mandatory through-the-site?
Seasons in EHS
(Don't) Spill the Blood
Hat Saves Us All
South Of High-Vis
Dead skin flask
Jesus' Safe Pass
Manual Handling Suicide
Quote from: Carnage on January 08, 2025, 10:46:21 AMJesus' Safe Pass
Thanks for reminding me I have to do the safe pass course next Thursday I can't wait.
Here is a great one and this is 100% official.
https://holymountainprinting.com/products/xasthur-nocturnal-tie-dye-shirt-1?_pos=6&_sid=73ca2dcce&_ss=r
Jeff Handyman
Behind The Crooked Boss
Tea-Break Awaits
I think my opinion on these would probably be different if the four bands they'd chosen weren't all personal favourites!
https://www.pulltheplugpatches.com/collections/flannel-shirts
Grunge-questionable presents!
These Flannels started off with Metallica, a Cliff Burton esk Ride the lightning shirt now they are everywhere!
Quote from: KingHostile on January 23, 2025, 08:05:58 AMThese Flannels started off with Metallica, a Cliff Burton esk Ride the lightning shirt now they are everywhere!
And 60% margin for all.
(https://i.ibb.co/7xFpmqwR/Screenshot-20250207-071428.png)
Cuntish. Disappointed that Tim liked it 😄
What fucking age is Nergal, 12?
Quote from: Eoin McLove on February 06, 2025, 08:08:54 PMWhat fucking age is Nergal, 12?
Age is just a number when You are a complete cunt.
€220 for a Metallica hoodie in Brown Thomas anyone?
https://www.brownthomas.com/men/clothing/sweats/metallica-ride-the-lightning-hoodie/182613827.html?channable=0051a2696400313832363133383237a3&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=WGS_March2024_MC_DPA_Broad&fbclid=IwY2xjawIhxrtleHRuA2FlbQEwAGFkaWQBqxPWRcODhwEdrDkCV_XoWFhWbHcrIiyP5_0zzfuaI1gUQq7U6zfRT9J1DlI2gM0DJ9Mh_aem_riUnQzWnnQP4rsYg7EQKsQ&utm_id=120208377707920295_v2_s01&utm_content=120208380519190295&utm_term=120208377893660295
Look at the state of Dead's (Mayhem) Metallica t-shirt.
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/421894993_7144397535639419_1665850088910337523_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=9q8yc4eozUgQ7kNvgH6d0Ac&_nc_oc=AdhrYuig2wGo_9fY2LjyPPD_L3Lknra6D3x_z-knmcZfVEE2a8acUlCxEvhrS9eKs3k&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&_nc_gid=AO2IugFdkcKT45Dw-BjXSFL&oh=00_AYAnd_1QNLCUydCdw5HTdH3d9lz2C379Lc-x05WLXyfdjQ&oe=67BAA821)
I bought a gimpy Beherit resort years ago because it was a design worn in old Mystifier or Impurity band photos, hehe. I like the front but the back makes it hard to justify wearing. A pentagram with a mongoloid demon head on top...
Quote from: Mithrandir on February 06, 2025, 06:10:39 PM(https://i.ibb.co/7xFpmqwR/Screenshot-20250207-071428.png)
This is the cringiest thing I've seen in years, an edgy teen would be embarrassed posting that.
Beyond embarrassing, I'd nearly cheer on the Christians after that
https://youtu.be/ycNdYjA209E?si=xLzDTVzTWF2QZSLP
Pro Ject with another pricey bit of gear for fleecing fans.
I haven't listened to that track in a few years. What a banger!
Less shit, more shameless - the prices for this stuff:
https://store.pinkfloyd.com/collections/live-at-pompeii
€70+ for a 'premium' T-shirt? Fuck off.
Single sided as well by the looks of it!
Here we go, the bench mark moment!
R
www.shotgunblastwhiskey.com
Robb Flynn:always with the cringe.
Quote from: Sworntothecans on March 11, 2025, 03:37:11 PMwww.shotgunblastwhiskey.com
Robb Flynn:always with the cringe.
I do hope he intends to rebrand the vintage series as "Old-ah"
Even by the impeccable standard of this thread, that is incredibly cringey 😂
Jesus that's appalling but also, if people are shallow enough to throw money at it ,good luck to them , well done.
It's crying out for puns though.
A Thousand Ryes
Glug For Glug
Just looked at the link again there for the laugh... it looks like 2 cheap water pistols... its actually amazing for it's shitness
Locked
Burn My Ryes
The Bourbon Red
€174 it works out for the 2 'guns', 500 ml each. G'way.
I think that in terms of sophistication it's actually quite a big leap for Flobb when compared with his socially aware lyrics.
Also, imagine how hectic A&E departments are going to get after all the bros smash the empties off their foreheads.
I think The Bourbon Red has it :laugh:
Real eyes realise real spas
The More Things Cringe
Bay of Swigs.
Take My Jars.
What's premium about the premium compared to the standard shirts? They're unleaded or...?
Think premium means the workers were actually paid to make it ???
Robber Flynn
Burn my wallet
Quote from: Anvil on March 12, 2025, 08:45:46 AMThink premium means the workers were actually paid to make it ???
Got a good job with more pay and they're okay?
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on March 12, 2025, 08:42:50 AMWhat's premium about the premium compared to the standard shirts? They're unleaded or...?
Fuck knows, bar a different brand. The standard ones are Gildan and come in at around €45.
Blood Incantation selling a pack of skins for 6 quid, lol
https://bloodincantationstore.eu/products/absolute-elsewhere-rolling-papers
Not even a pack with roaches!
Quote from: Yung Led Zeppelin on April 13, 2025, 10:17:48 AMBlood Incantation selling a pack of skins for 6 quid, lol
https://bloodincantationstore.eu/products/absolute-elsewhere-rolling-papers
Some pretty awful backprints on some shirts there too, "cosmic music for cosmic people" :laugh:
https://www.exhorder.com/product-page/pre-order-year-of-the-goat-ram-tee-shirt
Seriously Exhorder?!
...
Impressively cringeworthy.
From men in their mid 50s like...
Who do they think their target market is for that shite :laugh:
The current generation of Yanks in their 40s to 50s? In which case... nailed it :P :laugh:
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 18, 2025, 04:28:48 PMThe current generation of Yanks in their 40s to 50s? In which case... nailed it :P :laugh:
True.
Also grim.
Another decent shirt ruined by a moronic backprint but I gotta say ,I'm loving this thread, shows what a bastion of good taste Metal Warfare is!
Earache at it again... https://earache.com/collections/kit?ad_id=120218006522380726&campaign_id=120218006522400726&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0BMABhZGlkAasZo-3kEdYBHqNArbE9y1VagGCgaPAFLKaR5vybo39eeyqe0DLKvpFfL8IfFEVuJlAqgZ4B_aem_XVeoYPa6A7JpPnnKMqz2GQ&utm_campaign=120218006522400726&utm_content=120218006522380726&utm_id=120218006522400726&utm_medium=paid&utm_source=facebook&utm_term=120218006522350726
They're quite tastefully done but I mean, what are ya gonna do with all that shit. I'd imagine for those who haven't lived through those albums then these will be very attractive but the rest of us will shrug now but smile maybe when a clued in relative gifts you one at Christmas.
I predict this format bombing worse than minidisc.
It's imported from Korea I think, the K-pop kids go mad for a gimmick. It seems utterly pointless when you have to use an app on your phone to play it, why not just download it in the first place and avoid stocking up on landfill? (Yes, there's an argument that all physical formats are future rubbish anyway but this shite seems especially wasteful).
I didn't even look into that much, I thought it was a cd with a load of bells and whistles, now you're talking apps and whatnot I'm away to find my pipe and slippers
Have you not got the K-pipe app, man?? Game changer.
I don't know how it actually works, I mean does it come with a code that you input to download/play it? Do you need to connect with the 'cartridge' via bluetooth in order to stream it? Just seems nonsensical.
Jesus Christ I can't even connect with that last sentence :laugh:
Presumably it means something to young people. I am a sucker for nice packaging, and a few little extras can be nice but generally I'm just happy with the basics and a nice tshirt. And did someone say a cup of tea? Well if you're having one yourself then I won't say no.
QuoteHead of Label at Earache Tim Bailey explains what drove him to champion the format:
"It can be overwhelming with the world of digital music at your fingertips. The endless choice available means I rarely immerse myself in albums the way I used to. I flit between albums. I'm impatient. My attention span is broken. I rarely give new records my full attention.
Skill issue. Find the album you want, press play, don't touch your device again until its played through.
Guess this handicap didn't come up in the interview.
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on April 23, 2025, 01:47:53 AMGuess this handicap didn't come up in the interview.
yah i thought that was a strange thing to say for a head of label... cant focus on new music :laugh:
But hey, buy this new release. The first song is deadly...
Korn dog leads & collars, anyone?
https://freakonaleash.com/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJ3Gj9leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHujtZnDqa6v8BZJ33WR6TwOnKQ-Z1jEo6OAnSZMRpdXb7WulO1d9-E8OoRuS_aem_Wzvmo0tpkt2YR6oTrql-Iw
I'll pass, thanks. Again, more power to 'em if people want to buy this tat.
But it's an official collaboration with Ashton Michael!!!! :abbath: :abbath: :abbath:
Just saw the new Nachtmystium hoodies with the front logo White Powder Not White Power. What a difference a D makes but I imagine it'd still have the woke police at some of those festivals looking twice and scratching their heads.
Quote from: Thorn on May 01, 2025, 07:45:47 PMJust saw the new Nachtmystium hoodies with the front logo White Powder Not White Power. What a difference a D makes but I imagine it'd still have the woke police at some of those festivals looking twice and scratching their heads.
In fairness you'd run the risk of not getting the merch at all given Blake's history of fleecing folks for drug money than encountering the woke police.
Yeah, a complete Muppet. I'm surprised he's selling those as he's supposed to be clean now...
Pig Destroyer buttplugs. There's a phrase I never thought I'd use.
https://pigdestroyer.bandcamp.com/merch/plug-destroyer-butt-plugs-ass-volume-bundle
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Shameless but anti-shit merch!
The definition of Shit Merch.
Shit, beat me to it.
Lots of shits.
But(t) they're sold out! :abbath: :laugh:
Quote from: Eoin McLove on May 03, 2025, 08:55:06 AMYeah, a complete Muppet. I'm surprised he's selling those as he's supposed to be clean now...
It was a great piece of internet when they had the thread detailing all the folks he ripped off. Never trust a junkie!
https://boonesoverstock.com/blogs/news/morbid-angel-illud-divinum-insanus-the-remixes-4-lp-vinyl-box-set-2-cd-collectors-edition-w-card
QuoteDon't miss your chance to own the Illud Divinum Insanus: The Remixes 4-LP Vinyl Box Set (limited to 300 copies) and 2-CD Collector's Edition (limited to 500 copies).
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on May 07, 2025, 09:05:49 AMhttps://boonesoverstock.com/blogs/news/morbid-angel-illud-divinum-insanus-the-remixes-4-lp-vinyl-box-set-2-cd-collectors-edition-w-card
QuoteDon't miss your chance to own the Illud Divinum Insanus: The Remixes 4-LP Vinyl Box Set (limited to 300 copies) and 2-CD Collector's Edition (limited to 500 copies).
Season Of Mist's accountants: we're getting that feckin advance back dammit!
If you ever wanted Dave Jnr to give your mam a call 😂😂
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJgzSP6Iht_/?igsh=MXhmMGNzOWoxNGF0Yg==
Ah he'd say anything to get people to think he's not into kids
I don't think my auld one would appreciate a video call from him shooting his load at the phone
She'd prefer he sprayed someone else's?
Splash out on someone special with a cameo from the king of splashing out!
He'll whip out his exclusive one string bass to play for her
Sensors indicate you will ejaculate
https://www.metallica.com/store/live-laugh-load-pillow/LLLOADPILLOW.html#start=1&sz=24
Grab your jizz font cushion while stocks last
The back pack is 69.99 !!
It's a school bag.
You'll be schooled in the value of money, son.
(https://i.ibb.co/ynN2T9vm/Screenshot-20250603-145540.png)
:-[ who are Werewolves?
No fucking clue, absolute spas though it would seem.
Wereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly, with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.
What your drunk mate says during an argument outside the kabab shop is not always suitable for a t-shirt.
Quote from: Circlepit on June 03, 2025, 07:58:48 AMWereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly, with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.
Yeah one or two semi decent tracks but it's all a blur.Generic hard man boring as fuck death metal.
No wonder yer man from into the necrosphere wouldn't shut up about them.
The real value of this thread is being able to completely rule out ever having to check out these new bands by the state of their merch.
Quote from: Sworntothecans on June 03, 2025, 08:47:13 AMQuote from: Circlepit on June 03, 2025, 07:58:48 AMWereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly, with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.
Yeah one or two semi decent tracks but it's all a blur.Generic hard man boring as fuck death metal.
No wonder yer man from into the necrosphere wouldn't shut up about them.
He absolutely loves them, they sampled him on a song and he is even wetter for them now.
Is he the annoying South African guy who sounds like an FM104 morning show radio host?
Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 03, 2025, 01:52:00 PMIs he the annoying South African guy who sounds like an FM104 morning show radio host?
That's the guy.
They sampled him? The fucking cringe of that 🤮
They sampled him?! Fucking hell. Yeah that fella loves raving about some of the most boring and generic shit I've ever heard. "The horseman of the podcasting apocalypse" 🙄 They're all insufferable.
:laugh:
I don't mind him, but Mike Hill from Tombs is on.... that cunt is such a fucking idiot.
I love the Drugoth stuff and I discovered that on Into The Necrosphere.
The backprint is pretty cringeworthy:
https://store.reversedrecords.com/products/dark-angel-too-fast-my-ass-t-shirt?variant=47000750817502
That's pure midlife crisis stuff .
(https://i.ibb.co/C5tfMFgZ/Screenshot-20250610-093139.png)
Speaking of the horsemen of the podcasting apocalypse, the worst of the lot just got worse.
:laugh: :laugh: Fuck sake.
He's some fuckin tool. I've tried to listen to his podcast. He spends the first few minutes trying to suck himself off. His diction bugs the shit out of me as well.
As for the music ..... NO.
Spastic. I've never watched his podcast but I'm curious now in a way :laugh: the fifth horseman...
Another unfortunate backprint:
https://conanukmerch.bigcartel.com/product/face-down-in-riffs-l-s-shirt
They had Conan flip flops for sale at one point.
This shit takes shamelessness to new levels. Only $648 :abbath:
(https://cdn.clothbase.com/uploads/e3eeec21-bdfa-4159-9164-a29087968a58/black-metal-logo-oversized-t-shirt.jpg)
https://clothbase.com/items/c0c0b55b_balenciaga-black-metal-logo-oversized-t-shirt_balenciaga
Of fucking course it's Balenciaga. I'm convinced that brand is some sort of great art piece/social experiment.
I'm not sure what the fuck this is, some sort of key holder, but this would instantly turn off any young one you brought back to your place, and rightly so.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0977/8868/files/Burton_Wide.jpg)
:laugh: ah, the major rager, I remember those days..
Quote from: Bürggermeister on June 19, 2025, 08:50:28 PMI'm not sure what the fuck this is, some sort of key holder, but this would instantly turn off any young one you brought back to your place, and rightly so.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0977/8868/files/Burton_Wide.jpg)
That's a "fuck 'em, off to Temu" job right there!
Jesus this is hideous:
https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-3
Not to mention this:
https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-terminator
Quote from: Mithrandir on June 09, 2025, 10:34:14 PM(https://i.ibb.co/C5tfMFgZ/Screenshot-20250610-093139.png)
Speaking of the horsemen of the podcasting apocalypse, the worst of the lot just got worse.
EXTREMELY PODCAST
Completely unfamiliar with whatever this podcast is but now I have to give it a listen
Quote from: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 09:48:19 AMJesus this is hideous:
https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-3
Not to mention this:
https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-terminator
Those are so bad I think I got eye cancer just looking at them.
Thry gave my eye cancer AIDS.
When did arse prints become a thing?
Fart Factory.
Quote from: Bürggermeister on June 20, 2025, 11:02:44 AMWhen did arse prints become a thing?
Incoming collab between Fear Factory and the Juicy Couture Factory...
Quote from: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 09:48:19 AMJesus this is hideous:
https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-3
Not to mention this:
https://www.warlordclothing.com/products/fear-factory-terminator
Saw an og Blue Grape merch one of the maroon ones go for 150 quid on Vinted a few weeks ago.
Always was a shite design.
Surprised the many rights holders of the Terminator franchise haven't got in with the cease and desist against Dino.
Quote from: Pentagrimes on June 20, 2025, 09:56:01 AMQuote from: Mithrandir on June 09, 2025, 10:34:14 PM(https://i.ibb.co/C5tfMFgZ/Screenshot-20250610-093139.png)
Speaking of the horsemen of the podcasting apocalypse, the worst of the lot just got worse.
EXTREMELY PODCAST
Completely unfamiliar with whatever this podcast is but now I have to give it a listen
Don't do it! Epic levels of cringe.
Generally I only wear metal t-shirts around the house these days or at an actual gig, the only extreme thing about me these days is extreme back pain.
Extreme Backprint for Extreme Backpain
Quote from: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 11:56:45 AMSurprised the many rights holders of the Terminator franchise haven't got in with the cease and desist against Dino.
I wondered about that myself. There're samples from one of the movies on Demanufacture too.
Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 20, 2025, 12:12:10 PMExtreme Backprint for Extreme Backpain
:laugh: :laugh: :abbath:
Quote from: Carnage on June 20, 2025, 12:27:49 PMQuote from: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 11:56:45 AMSurprised the many rights holders of the Terminator franchise haven't got in with the cease and desist against Dino.
I wondered about that myself. There're samples from one of the movies on Demanufacture too.
I think there's some sort of clearance/fair usage with regards to movie samples. The rights holders can pursue if they wish ,like Tarantino did with Fun Loving Criminals but that was their label putting his name all over the press releases so he had to put the foot down.
Quote from: Sworntothecans on June 20, 2025, 11:57:46 AMQuote from: Pentagrimes on June 20, 2025, 09:56:01 AMQuote from: Mithrandir on June 09, 2025, 10:34:14 PM(https://i.ibb.co/C5tfMFgZ/Screenshot-20250610-093139.png)
Speaking of the horsemen of the podcasting apocalypse, the worst of the lot just got worse.
EXTREMELY PODCAST
Completely unfamiliar with whatever this podcast is but now I have to give it a listen
Don't do it! Epic levels of cringe.
Oh I have to now so. Going straight in to the deep end and starring with the Tom G interview, so this should be a fucking riot. His voice sounds AI generated
Tom Warrior is a guest. Fuck it. Gonna have to give it a go. I'm getting cans!
Maybe I just lucked out but it's not too bad. Tom comes across surprisingly genial for once.
Yer man doesn't seem too unearable. He does mention he's a personal trainer and interviews underground musicians and "entrpreneurs" when not interrupting things to big up his own
band though so that tells me enough to know I needed investigate further 🤣
He has some guests that are interesting and because he is a touring musician they tend to be a bit more open as he is a peer.
Still though, his voice....
His voice didn't bother me at all when I listened to him but the incessant interjections (sorry, I've been leafing through the thesaurus this morning) to tell us about his own experiences and his own band- a bit of an Agitators Anonymous issue there- gets on my tits. Just fucking have the good grace to let your interviewee answer in their own time and in their own words. Please. Thank you.
He brought Beyond Man and a few other bands over to England for mini tours so he is mates with Bjorn from OTOH and that which I am guessing is his connection for getting so many of the people on that he has because the podcast doesn't seem to get too many views.
His band played at cosmic void the year I was there but I wasn't bothered checking them. He kind of reminds me of that Mork guy another band that nobody really cares about but he has all the right connections so his band gets good slots at shows and he can get really good podcast guests that lots of others can't.
The Tom G I would guess he just hit him up himself and Tom agreed to do it as I have seen him on loads of podcasts and he genuinely comes across as a nice bloke even though over the years you would always hear the opposite about him.
Think losing Ain & Giger within a few years of each other, Tom realized that there's no point in being a grumpy fucker.
Anyone going to wear this shirt to the gig in October :laugh:
https://www.emp.ie/p/cosmic-music/585213.html
(https://www.emp.ie/p/cosmic-music/585213.html)
(https://i.discogs.com/92ia700z-NfhhrthCP-33YAsHfDCsmG2F_8tjvhCXBU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:750/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9BLTgwMjkt/MTU0NDIzNjIyNC0x/MDE2LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Seems on brand for Jamiroquai? ("Emergency on Planet Earth" is one of the best albums of the 1990s... that bass playing).
She's just a cosmic person, from absolute elsewhere.
Quote from: Ducky on June 21, 2025, 11:43:08 PMEmergency on Planet Earth" is one of the best albums of the 1990s... that bass playing.
It really isn't. Everyone in that photo, apart from that hobbit cunt looks mortified.
Seconded. There's plenty of daft opinions getting bandied about on this forum, each to his own and all that, but you'd have to draw the line at describing anything Jamiroquai released as the "best of".
Christ, the utter state of them cunts in that photo.
For the love of Manowar:someone sanitize the feckin hall!
Quote from: John Kimble on June 22, 2025, 01:14:21 PMSeconded. There's plenty of daft opinions getting bandied about on this forum, each to his own and all that, but you'd have to draw the line at describing anything Jamiroquai released as the "best of".
Christ, the utter state of them cunts in that photo.
Why "draw the line" anywhere with subjective tastes? Sure, they look like cunts, but no more than some "dark soul" panda makeup-wearing black metal dipshit. And I'm sure if you rocked up to an acid jazz gig in your battle vest you'd be told that actually, yes, you do look like a stupid cunt too.
Stuart Zender also makes a mockery of most metal bassists, and Nick Van Gelder makes a lot of metal drummers sound like the donkeys they are too. And that's pretty much an objective truth to anyone who's ever entertained either of those instruments.
Ah here lad, don't even bother with that subjective taste nonsense...sure everything is great so.
Even people with shit taste in music think Jamiroquai are shit.
Even if we were inclined to give you a pass on this (and I don't really care what you or anyone else listens to...we all have our guilty pleasures), don't come out with an absolute clanger like "Emergency on Planet Earth" is one of the best albums of the 1990s" and expect the rest of us to nod along and go yeah, he's right...sure, you should have seen the backing band for the Lighthouse Family back in the day, serious chops. Any other 90's recommendations for us? Savage Garden? 2 Unlimited before they got big? The Counting Crows/Merzbow split?
Or at least have the cop on to take a good natured jibe in your stride, and not get tetchy about it.
What am I getting tetchy about, exactly? Or do you actually think battle jackets are cool and don't paint the wearer as a walking advertisement? Are grown men prancing about a forest wearing panda make-up peak trve kvlt in praise of the Dark Lord?
They all look like daft cunts. Jamiroquai, Immortal, generic thrash band #1,027. It's all a visual aesthetic to go with the music. Looking like a daft cunt is kinda the whole point.
Didn't expect anyone to agree with me about my "one of the best of the 90s" statement, but also didn't expect anyone to struggle so badly on how subjective taste works.
Bottom line: it'd instantly be 20 times better with a decent singer :)
Quote from: John Kimble on June 22, 2025, 10:48:17 PMAh here lad, don't even bother with that subjective taste nonsense...sure everything is great so.
Even people with shit taste in music think Jamiroquai are shit.
Even if we were inclined to give you a pass on this (and I don't really care what you or anyone else listens to...we all have our guilty pleasures), don't come out with an absolute clanger like "Emergency on Planet Earth" is one of the best albums of the 1990s" and expect the rest of us to nod along and go yeah, he's right...sure, you should have seen the backing band for the Lighthouse Family back in the day, serious chops. Any other 90's recommendations for us? Savage Garden? 2 Unlimited before they got big? The Counting Crows/Merzbow split?
Or at least have the cop on to take a good natured jibe in your stride, and not get tetchy about it.
:laugh: 100%
Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on June 22, 2025, 11:08:00 PMBottom line: it'd instantly be 20 times better with a decent singer :)
Like your man from The Lighthouse Family 8) 8) 8)
The technicality of non metal musicians outstripping that of metal musicians is a total non-runner of an argument. Julesly Huxington Wanton IV might be the most technically adept jazz bassist, but I'll still be listening to Drawing Down the Moon and winning this argument 8)
Ya, I'd have to say a good bassist does not a good band make. Jamiroquai were absolutely awful.
They did have a good video though where the floor was moving about n stuff
Jonathan Glazer done that, so he did.
I might have tried some Jamiroquai dance moves at a school disco to impress the ladies. Jesus, teen me has a lot to answer for.
Quote from: Anvil on June 23, 2025, 10:07:01 AMI might have tried some Jamiroquai dance moves at a school disco to impress the ladies. Jesus, teen me has a lot to answer for.
Is your name Napoleon?
Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 20, 2025, 11:32:09 PMHis voice didn't bother me at all when I listened to him but the incessant interjections (sorry, I've been leafing through the thesaurus this morning) to tell us about his own experiences and his own band- a bit of an Agitators Anonymous issue there- gets on my tits. Just fucking have the good grace to let your interviewee answer in their own time and in their own words. Please. Thank you.
You'll no doubt want to tune into the next episode of AA so, yer man from Iblis is making an appearance!
That said, I did give the IM interview with Tom G a listen and it was surprisingly ok. That lad could do with dropping the five minute intros though, and the constant plugging.
Quote from: John Kimble on June 25, 2025, 10:23:36 PMQuote from: Eoin McLove on June 20, 2025, 11:32:09 PMHis voice didn't bother me at all when I listened to him but the incessant interjections (sorry, I've been leafing through the thesaurus this morning) to tell us about his own experiences and his own band- a bit of an Agitators Anonymous issue there- gets on my tits. Just fucking have the good grace to let your interviewee answer in their own time and in their own words. Please. Thank you.
You'll no doubt want to tune into the next episode of AA so, yer man from Iblis is making an appearance!
That said, I did give the IM interview with Tom G a listen and it was surprisingly ok. That lad could do with dropping the five minute intros though, and the constant plugging.
Yeah the endless self promotion is nauseating.
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I quite like the logo on the front, but the back print again...
The Dark Angel logo is a favourite of mine but yeah...Another woefully hapless back print.
Now you, too, can look like a cuckolded 76 year old
https://joliebeauty.co.uk/
Ozzy Osbourne has teamed up with Birmingham, United Kingdom "alternative" make-up brand Jolie Beauty to produce a unique collection of cosmetic and makeup products.
The limited-edition, officially licensed collection, which will be revealed and available to purchase via the Jolie Beauty web site beginning July 9, fuses the company's "bold, artistic style with the theatrical, gothic flair that has defined Ozzy's legendary career."
"It's such an honor that Ozzy and his team chose to partner with us — especially as an independently run brand from his home city," said Jolie Cashmore, CEO of Jolie Beauty. "This collaboration is a testament to Ozzy's impact on the gothic and alternative communities, and a celebration of his legendary influence on music, fashion, and creativity."
"The bat is finally out the bag," Cashmore added in a video posted on social media. "I hardly believe it either, guys, and I've had a lot of time to process this. Tears have been shed when I got this news. I cried because this is an absolute honor for me. I am a lifelong BLACK SABBATH and Ozzy Osbourne fan, and of course he's from Birmingham. To be given this opportunity by the Osbourne team is just a dream come true. It's so amazing that they've chosen an independent, small Birmingham brand for this."
Mosh Proof setting spray. Friggin' hell. How about that Zetro?
Metal's mainstream acceptance continues at pace, with the Royal Mint, no less, wanting in on the filthy lucre game. Expect to see these on the Antiques Roadshow eventually, with starting prices that would make even Sharon blush
http://www.royalmint.com/ironmaiden
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what the fucking fuck?
Yeah, have they jacked up the price? That piece of tape hides the truth!
No you're actually getting a bargain, 50% off flash sale!
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Is the cum also available in black or marble?
Splatter only.
:laugh: :laugh:
Is this part of the latest Load reissue series?
Pete Steele could have made good money selling off his spunk. I don't think there's much of a demand for Paul Ledney spunk though.
Reminds me years ago, didn't one of the special box set editions of one of the Nargoroth albums, each one came with random stuff, dead birds..etc and I remember hearing at the time either MI or NWN that Kanwulf had wanked on some of the shirts in the box :laugh: May not be true but I've always chosen to believe it.
Quote from: Mithrandir on July 10, 2025, 10:33:34 PMI remember hearing at the time either MI or NWN that Kanwulf had wanked on one some of the shirts or at in the box :laugh: May not be true but I've always chosen to believe it.
He did it on all of the shirts.
In fairness to Paul that's a great marketing tactic to get people talking about the band and it suits his general aesthetic. Profanatica are one of the best bands to ever come out of the US and the recent MLP is one of the best things he has ever recorded.
Quote from: mickO))) on July 11, 2025, 12:15:48 PMIn fairness to Paul that's a great marketing tactic to get people talking about the band and it suits his general aesthetic. Profanatica are one of the best bands to ever come out of the US and the recent MLP is one of the best things he has ever recorded.
Great band. Disgusting Blasphemies Against God is a personal favourite.
I wasn't as keen on some of the releases after Thy Kingdom Cum, but Crux Simplex was a return to form and the new EP is very good alright.
Quote from: Maggot Colony on July 11, 2025, 12:30:00 PMQuote from: mickO))) on July 11, 2025, 12:15:48 PMIn fairness to Paul that's a great marketing tactic to get people talking about the band and it suits his general aesthetic. Profanatica are one of the best bands to ever come out of the US and the recent MLP is one of the best things he has ever recorded.
Great band. Disgusting Blasphemies Against God is a personal favourite.
I wasn't as keen on some of the releases after Thy Kingdom Cum, but Crux Simplex was a return to form and the new EP is very good alright.
I agree Curling is probably my least favourite release but I thought Rotting Incarnation was great. The Pale Fuck EP is really good just a shame it's being sold for $30 for whatever retarded reason they have for doing that.
I saw them in 2017 they were great live. Would love to see them in Ireland someday but I doubt that will ever happen. Ledney has done a few interviews on that Hells channel. He's nothing like you would expect and comes across as quite funny. Havohej is also great.
Yeah, he comes across as genuine in interviews and he's good craic. He's been a guest on the Necropolis podcast and his rantings are very entertaining.
Paul posted this on the Facebook page this morning :laugh:
"Those who are talking trash about our merch secretly want a face full of yogurt!
p.s. I hate when people are happy"
Worth it just for the blurb, spectacular shite altogether, but it's shockingly shit gear too.
GUNS N' ROSES is partnered with Bravado, the world's leading artist merchandise and lifestyle company, which brought together the band and Represent to create this collection.
Merging Represent's signature style with the band's iconic visual identity, the collection includes oversized graphic tees, an embellished hoodie, and a light vintage denim set. Each piece is imbued with GUNS N' ROSES motifs from the "Appetite For Destruction" cross to the bullet logo — delivering a modern homage to rock history through considered design.
The standout piece, a heavyweight tour hoodie, features intricate back embellishment and distressed detailing, capturing the spirit of GUNS N' ROSES' raw energy and stage presence.
George Heaton, founder and creative director of Represent, said in a statement: "Guns N' Roses x Represent is really the pinnacle of brand and band collaborations. It's been a very long journey to get to this monumental moment, where we've been able to really work into the band's design language with our luxury aesthetics and vintage washing and distressing to curate this collection.
"We're so deeply ingrained in rock music from a personal appreciation and a brand aesthetic, this marks our fifth rock collaboration, and each time we're able to adjust and refine to create such a unique feeling of vintage luxury."
Never complain about €40 t-shirts again :laugh: :laugh:
https://eu.representclo.com/collections/represent-x-guns-n-roses
Well this sucks...
https://earache.com/collections/new-in-stock-long-sleeves/products/morbid-angel-love-of-lava-long-sleeve-t-shirt-pre-order
Bloody hell :o
Quote from: Bürggermeister on July 17, 2025, 05:12:36 PMWorth it just for the blurb, spectacular shite altogether, but it's shockingly shit gear too.
GUNS N' ROSES is partnered with Bravado, the world's leading artist merchandise and lifestyle company, which brought together the band and Represent to create this collection.
Merging Represent's signature style with the band's iconic visual identity, the collection includes oversized graphic tees, an embellished hoodie, and a light vintage denim set. Each piece is imbued with GUNS N' ROSES motifs from the "Appetite For Destruction" cross to the bullet logo — delivering a modern homage to rock history through considered design.
The standout piece, a heavyweight tour hoodie, features intricate back embellishment and distressed detailing, capturing the spirit of GUNS N' ROSES' raw energy and stage presence.
George Heaton, founder and creative director of Represent, said in a statement: "Guns N' Roses x Represent is really the pinnacle of brand and band collaborations. It's been a very long journey to get to this monumental moment, where we've been able to really work into the band's design language with our luxury aesthetics and vintage washing and distressing to curate this collection.
"We're so deeply ingrained in rock music from a personal appreciation and a brand aesthetic, this marks our fifth rock collaboration, and each time we're able to adjust and refine to create such a unique feeling of vintage luxury."
Never complain about €40 t-shirts again :laugh: :laugh:
https://eu.representclo.com/collections/represent-x-guns-n-roses
Welcome to the jumper
Nightdress
Sweet Child Labour O' Mine
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh:
Very good!
Quote from: John Kimble on July 18, 2025, 11:46:56 AMWell this sucks...
https://earache.com/collections/new-in-stock-long-sleeves/products/morbid-angel-love-of-lava-long-sleeve-t-shirt-pre-order
That's shocking :laugh: :laugh:
Could do a remix of it, and have "I Love Lava Lamp" instead.
L is the next album letter if Trey gets his shit together. Title spoiler?
L might yet stand for Lobbed a Bullet Through My Addled Brains.
Lick My Crack Pump
Quote from: Bürggermeister on July 19, 2025, 08:33:39 AML is the next album letter if Trey gets his shit together. Title spoiler?
It was an extra cd of all the solos that came with Formulas. Have it at home.
Quote from: gabalgabow on July 19, 2025, 05:58:10 PMExhausted with the flooding of tribute and cover bands ?
The FUCK YOUR COVER BAND badges & stickers are available.
Badge: 0,90 euros + postage
Stickers: Free in packages
More infos on NIHILISTIC Distro :
https://nihilistic-webzine-distro.fr/Webshop/fr/24-news
Just saw that. Oh dear...
:laugh: :laugh:
Oh no...
https://www.miyun.store/products/napalm-death-scum-unisex-hawaiian-shirt?st
Looking like a right grind bastard in that 8)
You suffer but why?
You Surf
What were we saying about all over prints being gone?
https://bloodincantation.store/products/hidden-history-of-the-human-race-all-over-print-t-shirt-dye
Quote from: Carnage on August 07, 2025, 06:29:42 PMWhat were we saying about all over prints being gone?
https://bloodincantation.store/products/hidden-history-of-the-human-race-all-over-print-t-shirt-dye
It's the damn aliens!
Can't wait to totally ignore that one at the merch stand in October.
Quote from: Thorn on August 07, 2025, 09:21:19 PMCan't wait to totally ignore that one at the merch stand in October.
I mean no disrespect at all to the band when I say that particular shirt is the one the young lads with curly mullets and moustaches who read about them on The Quietus will buying.
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Wow. Just wow.
I know bloody ridiculous, I don't know who from the estate is licensing this shit. Although I can't help but feel Chuck would love it.
The bottom one must be aimed at the under tens. Fucking state of it :laugh:
Open... wallet
Jesus.
I think his sister handles the business end of it these days.
All the Death fans are middle-aged now. Trying to sucker them into buying these for their daughters :laugh:
(Honestly, I don't know who these are actually aimed at...)
Living monstrosity, wha.
It's for people that get their metal recommendations from The Needle Drop
What's The Needle Drop?
teH inTerwEbz buSiEst mUsIC nERd
I'll be sure to check him out ::)
Thought for a second it was a crossover with those Labubu things.
Quote from: Mooncat on August 13, 2025, 12:12:29 AMAll the Death fans are middle-aged now. Trying to sucker them into buying these for their daughters :laugh:
(Honestly, I don't know who these are actually aimed at...)
Middle aged Death fan chiming in to confirm my daughter would probably rock that check shirt at least. Though she's more of a Mortician fan we've established :laugh:
https://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/new-to-the-store/products/holiday-ornament-box-set
Tat in the box
We Buy Young
Wouldn't
Tat Gives Way To Blue
Quote from: The Great Cull on October 01, 2025, 08:03:24 AMhttps://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/new-to-the-store/products/holiday-ornament-box-set
You'd never buy one in a fit, but if someone bought one for you, you'd be happy to put it up on the tree :laugh:
€72, what a bargain!
One thing's for sure, merch like this is "Dirt"
God Cack
The picture where the rooster is riding the dog is unusual
We buy dung
:laugh: That's the one
Incredible shitey hoard here
Not strictly merch but utterly shameless
QuoteIRON MAIDEN drummer Nicko McBrain joined MAIDEN frontman Bruce Dickinson this past weekend at horror film convention Son Of Monsterpalooza at the Marriott Burbank Convention Center in Burbank, California.
McBrain attended on Saturday, October 11 and Sunday, October 12 only, while Dickinson attended on Saturday, October 11 only.
Photos with Nicko at Son Of Monsterpalooza were made available for purchase for $80.00 (plus a $3.50 service fee),while photos with both Bruce and Nicko were available for $185.00 (plus a $3.50 service fee) for October 11 only via photography company Celeb Photo Ops. No table selfies were allowed. When at Nicko's autograph table, autographs were sold.
Tickets to Son Of Monsterpalooza were required to participate and are sold separately, followed by the purchase of the photo package from Celeb Photo Ops.
:laugh: jesus fuck. Imagine paying for that.
That seems pretty common for conventions. Mad money altogether.
Say it out loud... three thousand dollars
https://www.thegunzclub.com/products/chad-gray-vip-backstage-pre-show-makeup-experience
Fuck prosthetics, he'd get a real bullet hole for my tree tousan dolla.
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Not shit, but a shameless price. Was in a second hand, sorry, vintage, store in Manhattan. A slightly faded Obituary World Demise shirt...
Three hundred and fifty dollars.
Pre-loved you mean...
Fucking hell! Lochness Monster riding the inflation wave too.
Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on October 28, 2025, 07:43:18 PMNot shit, but a shameless price. Was in a second hand, sorry, vintage, store in Manhattan. A slightly faded Obituary World Demise shirt...
Three hundred and fifty dollars.
I
I'm gonna price up that ratty old Tiamat shirt I got from you back in the day man, fuckin' World Demise indeed.
Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on October 28, 2025, 07:43:18 PMNot shit, but a shameless price. Was in a second hand, sorry, vintage, store in Manhattan. A slightly faded Obituary World Demise shirt...
Three hundred and fifty dollars.
90s Blue Grape merch is crazy money. All straight edge hardcore lads buying the feckin' things too.
https://www.ebay.de/itm/257188139809
Steffen from Obscura looking for €15k for one of his used guitars, fucker won't even throw in free shipping :laugh:
Quote from: Trev on November 02, 2025, 03:36:07 PMhttps://www.ebay.de/itm/257188139809
Steffen from Obscura looking for €15k for one of his used guitars, fucker won't even throw in free shipping :laugh:
Jaysus, that's as manky lookin' as those Kerry King Dean yokes😂
Whoever designed the had on that guitar should be politely asked to go back to the drawing board. Or fed to sharks.
It actually looks like a shark head.
Quote from: Sworntothecans on November 03, 2025, 10:27:26 AMQuote from: Trev on November 02, 2025, 03:36:07 PMhttps://www.ebay.de/itm/257188139809
Steffen from Obscura looking for €15k for one of his used guitars, fucker won't even throw in free shipping :laugh:
Jaysus, that's as manky lookin' as those Kerry King Dean yokes😂
imagine the weird ass case you'd need too
Sweet jesus, look at the price of this. No new music, all tat, and a fairly mediocre album to start off with.
https://aliceinchains.manheadmerch.com/collections/all-merchandise/products/self-titled-30th-anniversary-box-set
The posters ARE double sided though. That's, like, double the posters. :laugh:
Retarded money for a band in decline at that point. Packaging it in some fancy boxset won't make it any more listenable.
They did something similar for the previous albums I think, pure ripoff merchants at this stage.
Ok, Voivod platform game I can actually dig :laugh: :abbath:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Ey26szgM4
Fuck me tight..
https://blabbermouth.net/news/lugz-x-ozzy-osbourne-limited-edition-footwear-collection-to-drop-this-week (https://blabbermouth.net/news/lugz-x-ozzy-osbourne-limited-edition-footwear-collection-to-drop-this-week)
No shits given for walking in Ozzy's grave.
Quote from: Bürggermeister on November 19, 2025, 04:41:16 PMOk, Voivod platform game I can actually dig :laugh: :abbath:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Ey26szgM4
Trying to convince the young fella to get it on his PC. So I can play it😂
"Pantera" by Ross Halfin can be pre-ordered from rufuspublications.com on Thursday, December 4 at 3 p.m. U.K. time. It sells for £250 plus worldwide delivery. The book is expected to ship in spring 2026.
:laugh:
Quote from: Pagan Saviour on December 03, 2025, 02:17:29 PM"Pantera" by Ross Halfin can be pre-ordered from rufuspublications.com on Thursday, December 4 at 3 p.m. U.K. time. It sells for £250 plus worldwide delivery. The book is expected to ship in spring 2026.
:laugh:
Well he owed Jeremy from Broken Hope a few quid 😂
https://metalinjection.net/news/jeremy-wagner-wins-case-against-rock-photographer-ross-halfin-over-four-fraudulent-photos
60K - Expensive Pics!
Wagner is some dose though. I remember Auld Glen fucked Broken Hope off a Deicide tour - people were quick to say cranky old Glen but when all was revealed turns out Wagner was achieving comical levels of rock star behaviour.
When a headline just drains any hope you have for humanity. I didn't even read the article, fuck it. Official, just in time for Christmas, too. Praise jesus.
Official SLEEP TOKEN Coloring Book Now Available
I bought a 'Home of Metal' tea towel at a festival in Birmingham a few years back
Mad what you can buy, & even madder what you do buy :laugh:
Black Sabbath > Led Zep > Napalm Death > Priest > Godflesh
I forget what else is on it
It's in the wash
Fine job for mopping up a greasy worktop :abbath:
Christbake Rising
Quote from: Jward on December 05, 2025, 04:09:37 PMI bought a 'Home of Metal' tea towel at a festival in Birmingham a few years back
Mad what you can buy, & even madder what you do buy :laugh:
Black Sabbath > Led Zep > Napalm Death > Priest > Godflesh
I forget what else is on it
It's in the wash
Fine job for mopping up a greasy worktop :abbath:
Christbake Rising
thats KISS level merchandise right there ha ha
Quote from: Bürggermeister on December 05, 2025, 03:28:25 PMWhen a headline just drains any hope you have for humanity. I didn't even read the article, fuck it. Official, just in time for Christmas, too. Praise jesus.
Official SLEEP TOKEN Coloring Book Now Available
There are also official Kiss, Iron Maiden, and Motorhead colouring books available... I am sure there are more. Supposedly adult colouring in is a big thing now. Who knew?
I recall being in Barcadia in Cork one time by myself, waiting for grub. They handed me a scene from Die Hard and some colouring pencils to keep myself amused while I waited for food :laugh:
Saw a three pack of Slayer socks in TK Maxx the other week... Phoar Ensemble?
Smell Awaits?
Sox. Murder. Art.
Quote from: Ducky on December 08, 2025, 08:16:01 PMSaw a three pack of Slayer socks in TK Maxx the other week... Phoar Ensemble?
Mannequins of Society
Born of Fibre
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Alter of Socks-Are-Nice.
Behind the Crooked Hugo Boss.
Fleece by Fleece.
Quote from: Necro Red on December 08, 2025, 10:17:01 AMQuote from: Jward on December 05, 2025, 04:09:37 PMI bought a 'Home of Metal' tea towel at a festival in Birmingham a few years back
Mad what you can buy, & even madder what you do buy :laugh:
Black Sabbath > Led Zep > Napalm Death > Priest > Godflesh
I forget what else is on it
It's in the wash
Fine job for mopping up a greasy worktop :abbath:
Christbake Rising
thats KISS level merchandise right there ha ha
I think the Home Of Metal merch proceeds go to a charity.
Quote from: Anvil on December 08, 2025, 10:44:55 AMQuote from: Bürggermeister on December 05, 2025, 03:28:25 PMWhen a headline just drains any hope you have for humanity. I didn't even read the article, fuck it. Official, just in time for Christmas, too. Praise jesus.
Official SLEEP TOKEN Coloring Book Now Available
There are also official Kiss, Iron Maiden, and Motorhead colouring books available... I am sure there are more. Supposedly adult colouring in is a big thing now. Who knew?
Yeah it's been a thing for years.
And 60% margin at least to the license holders😂
Not sure how official it is but...
https://doncrate.com/products/ron-maiden-50th-anniversary-commemorative-pen
Quote from: Carnage on January 18, 2026, 11:43:29 PMNot sure how official it is but...
https://doncrate.com/products/ron-maiden-50th-anniversary-commemorative-pen
It's official, think I saw it pop up on their insta a while ago. Harris must be saving up for a bigger drum kit for the new guy!
Quote from: Carnage on January 18, 2026, 11:43:29 PMNot sure how official it is but...
https://doncrate.com/products/ron-maiden-50th-anniversary-commemorative-pen
Looks like it's sold out. Lol lol
The Docs That Failed
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Quote from: Bürggermeister on January 29, 2026, 05:21:22 PMThe Docs That Failed
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Are the ones on the fair right for the Black album?
The Call Of Boot-ulu
Sad Boot True
8 Hole-ear Than Thou
Eye Of The Boot-holder
No life til leather boots
Leather Messiah
Martins Militia
Boottery
The Boot That Should Not Be
Wherever Boots May Roam
Boot Tread On Me
Ain't My Boot
Christ! Somebody give me a boot to the head! :-X
The Tongue That Should Not Be
The Memory Foam Insoles Remain
Steel Toes To Self Construct
Soley Air Than Thou
Wonder how MegaDave feels about these, I am sure he will tell us...
"That was my idea too!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKYYiYcr21Q
Shoe The Never
Sad but Shoe
Solier Than Thou