So maidens Adrian Smith has a book on fishing
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Carp-Diem-Round-World-Fishing/dp/0753554070
Lets the fishy puns commence
The number of the Bass
Plaice of Mind
Halibut be thy name
Fear Of The Shark
Rod Small-one
The Book Of Soles
The Eel That Men Do
The Book of Soles
Rod In Rio
Hooks In You... oh wait...
The loneliness of the long fly fisherman
The Grouper
Somewhere in Brine
Heaven can Bait
Can I Play with Catfish
Infinite Breams
Salmon Son of a Salmon Son
Bring Your Trawler... To the Water
Hoki Smoke
Plaices High
For the Greater Good of Cod
Bass in the village
Bayswater Ain't a Bad Plaice to Be
The Tides of March
A Reel Live One
The Clamsman
Basses High
Die with your welly boots on
I knew he was always working with scales but this takes the fishcake
Trout of the Silent Planet
Quote from: Juggz on September 04, 2020, 12:55:28 PM
Somewhere in Brine
Heaven can Bait
Can I Play with Catfish
Infinite Breams
Salmon Son of a Salmon Son
Infinite breams ... I can't refry them
Can I Play With Catfish ... The pollock looked and he laughed at me, ha, he said
Rime of the ancient mariner?
It arrived to me yesterday. Two things I'm obsessed with - fishing and Adrian! So far so good a few chapters in.... its far more fishing than music so far.
Big Otta
The Book of Shoals.
2 Minnows To Midnight
Death Or Dory
For The Greater Good Of Cod
The Longest Ray
Fortuna of War
Cod somewhere in brine
Alexander the Great White Shark
Sun and eel.
Pun to the gills
The Angler and the Gambler
No more fish pies
The thin line between love and bait
Plaice in the sand
Basses Fry
Dream of Kippers.
For the Greater Good of Cod.
Back in the Fishing Village.
Die With Your Waders On
Afraid To Shoot Anglers
The Red Herring and The Black Fish
Tears Of A Clownfish
Quote from: jobrok1 on September 05, 2020, 08:07:24 PM
Die With Your Waders On
That actually made me laugh. :laugh:
Crill Life
Holy Smoked Haddock (yeah, that's shit)
Scallop Be Thy Name
Jewfish be my Guide, Ray Maker, Plaice in the Sand, Flight of Ichthus.
The thin fishing line between rod and bait
Fishing rod smallwood
Futureel
The Thin Line Between Love and Hake
Tenchsylvania
2.A.M on the Teifi
Perchgatory
Bream Of Mirrors
Weekend Angler
Edge Of Sharkness
Where Ospreys Dare
Charlot the Halibut
Trawler
The reincarnation of Benjamin Bream
Run to the Krill
The Fisher Man
Powerwave
Wildest Breams
Prodigill Son
Finvaders
Ghost Of the Tavy Gator
great puns, bravo!
i must be the only one who's actually read it :laugh: finished it yesterday.... its about 95% fishing and 5% Maiden stuff - for completists only really Id suggest.... im a huge fan of his (& also an angling nut) so this made sense... but for most people, i wouldnt bother... entertaining read but most people will be bored by the fishing tails/tales....
Quote from: Floss on September 08, 2020, 11:24:17 AM
great puns, bravo!
i must be the only one who's actually read it :laugh: finished it yesterday.... its about 95% fishing and 5% Maiden stuff - for completists only really Id suggest.... im a huge fan of his (& also an angling nut) so this made sense... but for most people, i wouldnt bother... entertaining read but most people will be bored by the fishing tails/tales....
Christ... Next maiden member's book will be about their interest in building model airplanes
Daces High.
Charlotte The Halibut.
Fear Of The Shark.
Lobs'Ter Words (Big Orca).
Pufferslave
Only the goonch die young
Swimmin in uniform